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re: What’s Something Your Grandfather Would Say?
Posted on 7/27/24 at 3:26 pm to FightinTigersDammit
Posted on 7/27/24 at 3:26 pm to FightinTigersDammit
“The moon is weak.” Usually when I said or did something stupid.
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Posted on 7/27/24 at 3:34 pm to SaintlyTiger88
“Even if your job is digging ditches, you can still be professional about it”
“Yes Doctors are smart… At what they do , but I haven’t met a doctor yet that knows how to do masonry work.”
This last one I have no idea why, but when he got mad and “Horse shite “ was his chosen cuss word … he always added Luigi at the end….. “Horse shite Luigi !!! “
“Yes Doctors are smart… At what they do , but I haven’t met a doctor yet that knows how to do masonry work.”
This last one I have no idea why, but when he got mad and “Horse shite “ was his chosen cuss word … he always added Luigi at the end….. “Horse shite Luigi !!! “
Posted on 7/27/24 at 3:35 pm to ssand
“If it wasn’t for fricking and frying bacon, there would be a bounty on their head.”
Posted on 7/27/24 at 3:36 pm to SaintlyTiger88
He had a few:
The first thing about marriage you need to learn you, is the three words “yes my dear’
If women didn’t have dat magic between them legs they’d have a price on their heads,
Couyon, I’m going upstairs to frick your grandmama.
He was a crazy coonass and I miss him dearly.
The first thing about marriage you need to learn you, is the three words “yes my dear’
If women didn’t have dat magic between them legs they’d have a price on their heads,
Couyon, I’m going upstairs to frick your grandmama.
He was a crazy coonass and I miss him dearly.
Posted on 7/27/24 at 3:38 pm to SaintlyTiger88
“Shoo… Shoo-paa… shoo-paa… shoo-pa choupic!”
Posted on 7/27/24 at 3:48 pm to SaintlyTiger88
When I was your age I had 4 mules pulling my middlebuster...
Posted on 7/27/24 at 3:50 pm to SaintlyTiger88
He said they had a cat that slipped into a grain silo and walked himself to death looking for a corner. We were kids and always laughed.
He would point to Beasley Bayou and say, "Be careful of snakes down there."
He would see lightning in the distance, count slowly and then when the thunder came, he would tell you how far away the storm was.
On the front screen porch at night, he would tell you if you were quiet, you could hear the creaks and pops as the corn grew (you actually could).
At some point on Saturday nights, he would say "Time to watch Mr. Paladan, then Matt Dillon and then bedtime."
He would tell his daughters, "That is my grandchild. You can correct them when you get home, but not here."
He would always ask if we wanted butter and cane syrup on our biscuit.
He would tell up we couldn't ride on the disk, but riding on the back of the plow was OK.
He would point to Beasley Bayou and say, "Be careful of snakes down there."
He would see lightning in the distance, count slowly and then when the thunder came, he would tell you how far away the storm was.
On the front screen porch at night, he would tell you if you were quiet, you could hear the creaks and pops as the corn grew (you actually could).
At some point on Saturday nights, he would say "Time to watch Mr. Paladan, then Matt Dillon and then bedtime."
He would tell his daughters, "That is my grandchild. You can correct them when you get home, but not here."
He would always ask if we wanted butter and cane syrup on our biscuit.
He would tell up we couldn't ride on the disk, but riding on the back of the plow was OK.
This post was edited on 7/27/24 at 4:02 pm
Posted on 7/27/24 at 3:54 pm to fastlane
Everyday won’t be like Saturday
Don’t farm anywhere you can’t see a levee
Don’t farm anywhere you can’t see a levee
Posted on 7/27/24 at 3:56 pm to SaintlyTiger88
When I’d get too close to the table while they were playing poker, he would say,”back up buddy you are melting the ice”. He always had a glass of scotch by him.
Posted on 7/27/24 at 3:58 pm to SaintlyTiger88
He would always pull out a bag of chew and ask if I wanted a chaw. When I said no he would call me a yellow bellied sap sucker
Anyone else get called that. I swear he was the only person that would use that phrase
Anyone else get called that. I swear he was the only person that would use that phrase
This post was edited on 7/27/24 at 4:01 pm
Posted on 7/27/24 at 4:11 pm to SaintlyTiger88
*step outside on a sub-freezing thanksgiving week morning at 4:30 am to go duck hunting*
“Çà c’est vilain”
“Çà c’est vilain”
Posted on 7/27/24 at 4:11 pm to SaintlyTiger88
Your so bow legged you couldn't hem a hog in a ditch.
Posted on 7/27/24 at 4:12 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Stevie, I said I was bringing you fishing. I hever said anything about catching.
Posted on 7/27/24 at 4:17 pm to SaintlyTiger88
A man who does not work is worse than an infidel
Posted on 7/27/24 at 4:29 pm to 756
I remembered a few more. “He’s as weak as puppy piss”. When he would fart “oops, stepped on a frog”
Posted on 7/27/24 at 4:35 pm to SaintlyTiger88
Whenever we’d go to their house, my granddad would pay us to leave. He’d give us $2 bills. Still have a bunch of em.
Posted on 7/27/24 at 4:43 pm to SaintlyTiger88
“Well, I’ll be John Brown!”
“Crazier than a bedbug!”
I distinctly remember those two sayings coming out of his mouth often. Sure do miss hearing it from him.
“Crazier than a bedbug!”
I distinctly remember those two sayings coming out of his mouth often. Sure do miss hearing it from him.
Posted on 7/27/24 at 4:45 pm to SaintlyTiger88
Kissin don't last.
Cookin do...
Cookin do...
Posted on 7/27/24 at 4:54 pm to LookSquirrel
Trying to get somebody to move faster he'd say" You need to be moving so fast your shirt don't touch your back"
Posted on 7/27/24 at 4:56 pm to SaintlyTiger88
My grandpa said many things, but one line that always stuck with me he said was this:
"Don't get old, A Menace to Sobriety. Cuz you ain't worth a damn for nothing."
When he told me that as a kid, I wondered why the hell he would ever say that. What he meant by that. As an adult, I get it. I finally get it. Smart man my grandpa was.
"Don't get old, A Menace to Sobriety. Cuz you ain't worth a damn for nothing."
When he told me that as a kid, I wondered why the hell he would ever say that. What he meant by that. As an adult, I get it. I finally get it. Smart man my grandpa was.
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