re: Whats some good old man sayings: like:

Who is fricking this chicken, me or you?

“Im fricking this chicken! you just hold its head! “

Call off the dogs and piss on the fire.

Go take a flying frick at a rolling donut

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Old football coach used to say "That's weaker than puppy piss."

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Ours was fond of saying "Katy bar the door".

That boy's as nervous as a dog shittin razor blades.

You're as dumb in the head as a hog is in the arse.

They didn't hit her with the ugly stick...they dug up the whole tree for that one.

She's got that earthy look, like she's just been dug up.

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“Sweating like a whore in church”

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My Grandpa took it a step further...Sweating like a pimp with one whore and the rent's due.

Luckier than a three peckered billy goat

Useless as tits on a boar hog

Useless as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest

Shaking like a dog shitting persimmon seeds

If you don't use your head might as well have to asses

If I tell you a rooster dips snuff you better look under his wing for a can

Fits like socks on a rooster

She's got a body built for sinning

Hung up like two dogs screwing

So crooked it looks like where a mad women pissed

Hotter than a fresh fricked fox in a forest fire

That boys ears are so big, he looks like a 57 Studebaker with the doors open

Her pussy was so big it was like fricking a bucket of spindle grease

You make your bed hard, you still got to sleep in it

Hard as a ministers dick

"You get them bandages to leaking and I'll whup you with a knotted plow line."