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re: What's Rule #2 of (Paintball) Gun Safety?

Posted on 10/4/23 at 1:55 pm to
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
15853 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 1:55 pm to
Your graphic is incorrect. There are 5 rules.

#1 (and most important) it "Never give up your firearms to the government".

Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
9860 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 2:05 pm to
The paintball place near where I grew up had RULE 1: if you enter the playing area, do not remove your helmet mask thing.

If you did, you sat out a round. That rule would have helped here.
This post was edited on 10/4/23 at 2:16 pm
Posted by Buck Wylde
Member since Jun 2019
480 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 2:09 pm to
I thought rule # 2 of paintball safety was you don't talk about paintball safety.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130584 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 2:11 pm to
Wear a frickin mask.



You'll shoot your eye out
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130584 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 2:12 pm to
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If you’re that stupid you don’t deserve to go through life with both eyes


Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130584 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 2:24 pm to
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There's also WAY more pain that would come with being shite in the eye/face by a paintball gun that close.



I can answer this question. I do not think he was hit in the eye by a paintball.

I think there was a busted paintball in his gun and he got some paint coming out at high velocity that got on his face/eye/forehead area.

If he had taken a paintball point blank to the eyeball, this is would have occurred.

A horrible instant of realization that the entire trajectory of your life just changed, that your military recruitment just went away, and that you will never be whole again. Followed by the searing pain as your eyeball explodes like a squished grape.

The paintball doesn't even bust, because your eyeball is softer and squishier. Your nice little orb in your head that's been there since birth, the hazel eyes that people said looked nice.

POP!

Lens destroyed, every blood vessel Burst, your eye fills with blood. There's nothing you can do except grab your eye and scream bloody murder. Because you are ruined.

This is not a "take some drops" fix

This is a "we have to scoop all the jelly out from your ruined eye in an attempt to laser it back together so you don't have a glass eye."

Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
20194 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 2:26 pm to
That was intentional
Posted by NC_Tigah
Make Orwell Fiction Again
Member since Sep 2003
131503 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 2:40 pm to
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His eye socket is jammed, now.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
28776 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 3:00 pm to
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fr33manator


Dude... I know it was personal, but there was nothing in that cocket except a little co2 ice from running the wrong gas through it.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130584 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 3:25 pm to
I know. Pisses me off. Losing an eye ain't no joke.

Take it from a disabled native







I'm half a patchy
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
118044 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 3:30 pm to
What a dumbass...
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 10/4/23 at 3:35 pm to
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Seriously are you this fricking stupid


Nope, are you? Carefully read what I wrote.

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Read the rules and watch the video


I did.

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Had he followed just 1 of the rules it wouldn’t have happened.


Maybe he followed ALL of the rules and what happened is the result.

1. He treated it as loaded
2. He "pointed" it as what he was looking to destroy.
3. Maybe it would be difficult to say he had the sights on the intended target...Ya got me there.
4. He knew the target and probably at least most of what was behind him.
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