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What's going on in the toybox? Barbie can't hear and Ken has a skin condition

Posted on 5/11/22 at 5:33 pm
Posted by Jimmy2shoes
The South
Member since Mar 2014
11004 posts
Posted on 5/11/22 at 5:33 pm


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Barbie is now more inclusive than ever.

The new entries in Mattel’s Barbie Fashionistas line are a diverse group of dolls, including a Barbie with behind-the-ear hearing aids, one with a prosthetic leg and a Ken doll with vitiligo, the skin condition that causes loss of pigment cells.

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Barbies will be available in curvy, petite and tall dolls, and Ken dolls will now contain more narrow features and broad shoulders.

The hair on the figurines now varies in color, texture and style, with man buns, cornrows, a bald look and a rainbow hairstyle as options.
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This post was edited on 5/11/22 at 5:35 pm
Posted by efrad
Member since Nov 2007
18644 posts
Posted on 5/11/22 at 5:35 pm to
Official Bee Check: It's not the Bee.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
15500 posts
Posted on 5/11/22 at 5:35 pm to
Next thing you know they will all test positive for HIV.
Posted by martiansgohome
Maryland
Member since Feb 2004
4650 posts
Posted on 5/11/22 at 5:35 pm to
No obese Barbie? Why are they fat shaming?
Posted by jatilen
Member since May 2020
13608 posts
Posted on 5/11/22 at 5:35 pm to
Notice they don't offer "curvy" (fat) Ken dolls
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
35994 posts
Posted on 5/11/22 at 5:36 pm to
She'll have a dick before long, if they haven't done that one yet.
This post was edited on 5/11/22 at 5:37 pm
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
35994 posts
Posted on 5/11/22 at 5:38 pm to
I dont remember ever wanting my GI Joe's to look like me.
Posted by OchoDedos
Republic of Texas
Member since Oct 2014
34012 posts
Posted on 5/11/22 at 5:38 pm to
What? No Herpes Barbie ? No HIV Ken ?
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
14845 posts
Posted on 5/11/22 at 5:38 pm to
Pegleg could get it
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
29716 posts
Posted on 5/11/22 at 5:39 pm to
Gotta admit, the thick thighs on that curvy Barbie are doing it for me.
Posted by jamiegla1
Member since Aug 2016
6970 posts
Posted on 5/11/22 at 5:55 pm to
Don’t they all have prosthetic legs?
Posted by TomRollTideRitter
Member since Aug 2016
12617 posts
Posted on 5/11/22 at 5:57 pm to
These toys are sort of cringe but by modern clown world standards, it doesn’t even register for me.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
94986 posts
Posted on 5/11/22 at 6:04 pm to
Is the Barbie with the artificial limb named Peg?
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89493 posts
Posted on 5/11/22 at 6:04 pm to
"Math is hard."
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47589 posts
Posted on 5/11/22 at 6:04 pm to
Is it wrong that I find it hilarious that I could recreate this entire scene using just the dolls in Op?

Posted by swolverine
Member since Jun 2020
1966 posts
Posted on 5/11/22 at 6:06 pm to
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This post was edited on 12/21/23 at 1:09 pm
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
94986 posts
Posted on 5/11/22 at 6:09 pm to
Too rah loo rah too rah loo rah yeah.
Posted by WaWaWeeWa
Member since Oct 2015
15714 posts
Posted on 5/11/22 at 6:36 pm to
This kind of shite never works out how they think

We are probably grooming the next generation of Nazis
Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
Member since May 2006
71556 posts
Posted on 5/11/22 at 6:38 pm to
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We are probably grooming the next generation of Nazis


Wouldn't the Nazis want them to have blonde hair and blue eyes?
Posted by mtnhighTiger
Scottsdale, AZ
Member since Jan 2010
3935 posts
Posted on 5/11/22 at 6:51 pm to
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What? No Herpes Barbie ? No HIV Ken ?
Ken already has HPV, carries it and doesn't know. Just passes it along to all the Barbies.
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