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What's better, being lonely/single or having a fat and/or ugly sig other?

Posted on 1/27/17 at 8:48 am
Posted by Cole Beer
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
4929 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 8:48 am
Asking for a friend.

But I'd rather be a lonely single bastard over having a fat/ugly significant other.
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 8:49 am to
Being happy.
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 8:49 am to
lonely and single but still get the strange on a consistent basis? yes ill pick that.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66463 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 8:51 am to
quote:

lonely and single but still get the strange on a consistent basis? yes ill pick that.



I don't think I could stay with a fattie. they disgust me
Posted by AwesomeSauce
Das Boot
Member since May 2015
11617 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 8:51 am to
quote:


What's better, being lonely/single or having a fat and/or ugly sig other?


Does she cook and can she suck the chrome of a hitch? If yes then size is less pertinent as long as she has a good personality then weight is something that can be changed.

Id rather be with a fun chubby chick than a whiney stuck up sloot that is only good to look at. You can't cure bitch, but you can work on weight.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
39219 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 8:51 am to
Single has been better for me. I'm not going to date someone just to have a piece of arse around. I can get laid, have money in my pocket, and have less stress. If I end up like this in my 50's on up I'll just bang 20 year old hookers. Live the dream.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70176 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 8:52 am to
quote:

Being happy.


is impossible if you think you have a...

quote:

fat and/or ugly sig other

Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13527 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 8:52 am to
quote:

fat and/or ugly sig other

If I'm fat/ugly too, then this is really the only option.
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
40903 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 8:53 am to
quote:

fat/ugly significant other.


The word you are looking for is "willing".
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59443 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 8:54 am to
Ask my wife, she has the fat/ugly SO.
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 8:55 am to
quote:

If I'm fat/ugly too, then this is really the only option.



if you're and OT baller tho......
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76772 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 8:55 am to
quote:

I'd rather be a lonely single bastard


you'll probably get your wish at some point
Posted by LSUfan4444
Member since Mar 2004
57350 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 8:56 am to
quote:

'd rather be a lonely single


And fat people would rather be fat, poor people would rather be poor.

Self justification feels good, but it doesn't help.
Posted by shotcaller1
Member since Oct 2014
7501 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 8:57 am to
Of lonely/single = no poon, then chubby SO
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
9335 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 8:57 am to
quote:

If I end up like this in my 50's on up I'll just bang 20 year old hookers. Live the dream.


I plan on using my 401k on 20yo sugarbabies after I retire. Gonna bang young dimes till they put me in the ground baw.
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
33219 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 8:58 am to
I rather be single. I would probably still bang a fat chick but I don't want her laying around my house all day.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
39219 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 8:58 am to
seekingarrangement.com


Have fun
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216679 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 8:59 am to
This.....
Posted by AnonymousTiger
Franklin, TN
Member since Jan 2012
4863 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 9:00 am to
Good thing no one is asking our significant others this question.
Posted by LSUJML
Central
Member since May 2008
56846 posts
Posted on 1/27/17 at 9:00 am to
Single doesn't always mean lonely.

But I would rather be single & lonely.
Have a friend who is very active & eats healthy, he is fixing to marry someone the exact opposite.
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