re: Whatever happened to your first piece of arse?

She died of breast cancer

She's happily married, adopted a baby, and were still cousins.

When I finished with the Sears catalog, I threw her away.....

So my first was this quiet, kind of nerdy girl that I went to church with. We were together for a year. She was 6/10 pretty when I was with her, but somehow between 16 and 20 she straight up expanded in the tit department, naturally, and became a MB 9 smoke show. As would be my luck.

She ended up working at Hooters and competed in the Swimsuit competition and was in the calendar. She married a multi-millionaire in the finance world and has two kids. Dude definitely outkicked his coverage as she is still smoking hot.

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Sweet girl, but called me two weeks before her wedding for one last time.

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Yeah I see that marriage lasting.

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She ended up working at Hooters

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Classy..

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Dude definitely outkicked his coverage

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She married a multi-millionaire

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You need to learn how the world works if you think the millionaire out kicked his coverage.

She just got a divorce and we're talking again. I'll be a rebound, no complaints.

She's still doing porn

My first probably had to have her vagina replaced at some point. I think she became a school teacher.

She used to live in my apartment complex in college. Kind of a slut but super attractive. She was also fundamentally broken. She said a lot of weird stuff during sex, talk about throw your game off for a first timer. Fast forward 5 years and she is walking down Florida Blvd by the bus station dressed like a tweeker sporting a fairly large neck tattoo. I wasn't shocked but it was a little surprising, the spiral is real and scary.