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What would you do if you were a mad scientist?
Posted on 4/23/19 at 1:04 pm
Posted on 4/23/19 at 1:04 pm
I would clone dead famous of the past particularly political figures by exhuming their remains to get the DNA.
Find them an adoptive home in their home country with a family of similar socio economic status as the originals persons family had. Secretly monitor them to see if they end up being a similar person (the clone won’t be aware of who he is, nor would the parents)
Would do people like the Founding Fathers, Stalin, Lincoln, Goebbels, Churchill, etc
Find them an adoptive home in their home country with a family of similar socio economic status as the originals persons family had. Secretly monitor them to see if they end up being a similar person (the clone won’t be aware of who he is, nor would the parents)
Would do people like the Founding Fathers, Stalin, Lincoln, Goebbels, Churchill, etc
Posted on 4/23/19 at 1:05 pm to deltaland
stop being so mad for one thing
This post was edited on 4/23/19 at 1:06 pm
Posted on 4/23/19 at 1:06 pm to deltaland
Create male birth control
Posted on 4/23/19 at 1:07 pm to deltaland
Find out why I'm always mad, then become a happy scientist.
Posted on 4/23/19 at 1:07 pm to deltaland
I would add more hours to the day.
Posted on 4/23/19 at 1:08 pm to deltaland
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Would do people like the Founding Fathers, Stalin, Lincoln, Goebbels, Churchill, etc
kinky
Posted on 4/23/19 at 1:09 pm to deltaland
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What would you do if you were a mad scientist?
anger management classes
Posted on 4/23/19 at 1:10 pm to deltaland
I am a scientist
I get mad sometimes.
Therefore I am a mad scientist, on occasion
I get mad sometimes.
Therefore I am a mad scientist, on occasion
Posted on 4/23/19 at 1:10 pm to deltaland
Move to the south pole and study global warming.
Posted on 4/23/19 at 1:11 pm to deltaland
Create my very own OT 10 of course.
Posted on 4/23/19 at 1:12 pm to deltaland
I would greet the entire lab each morning with an enthusiastic, "What's up, ma nerds!?" just like I do now.
Posted on 4/23/19 at 1:13 pm to deltaland
Build a portal to other realms.
Then send someone there
Then send someone there
Posted on 4/23/19 at 1:14 pm to Deep Purple Haze
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r u mad?
Heavens, no! But I would be in the OP's scenario.
Posted on 4/23/19 at 1:18 pm to deltaland
I would alter the Zika virus so that it prevented pregnancies in 75% of the population.
Posted on 4/23/19 at 1:23 pm to Kentucker
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I would alter the Zika virus so that it prevented pregnancies in 75% of the population.
Hopefully research advances so far that we can use CRISPR to isolate and replace racist hillbilly DNA sequences.
Posted on 4/23/19 at 1:25 pm to deltaland
I would give myself a gigantic schlong along with balls the size of baking potatoes.
Posted on 4/23/19 at 1:26 pm to chinhoyang
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balls the size of baking potatoes.
seems rather uncomfortable.
Posted on 4/23/19 at 1:33 pm to MorbidTheClown
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seems rather uncomfortable.
likely so, but I don't care
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