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What would you do if you were a mad scientist?

Posted on 4/23/19 at 1:04 pm
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103800 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 1:04 pm
I would clone dead famous of the past particularly political figures by exhuming their remains to get the DNA.

Find them an adoptive home in their home country with a family of similar socio economic status as the originals persons family had. Secretly monitor them to see if they end up being a similar person (the clone won’t be aware of who he is, nor would the parents)

Would do people like the Founding Fathers, Stalin, Lincoln, Goebbels, Churchill, etc
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 1:05 pm to
stop being so mad for one thing
This post was edited on 4/23/19 at 1:06 pm
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 1:06 pm to
Create male birth control
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
64010 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 1:07 pm to
Find out why I'm always mad, then become a happy scientist.
Posted by Bigbee Hills
Member since Feb 2019
1531 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 1:07 pm to
I would add more hours to the day.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 1:08 pm to
quote:

Would do people like the Founding Fathers, Stalin, Lincoln, Goebbels, Churchill, etc


kinky
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 1:09 pm to
quote:

What would you do if you were a mad scientist?

anger management classes
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70468 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 1:10 pm to
I am a scientist


I get mad sometimes.


Therefore I am a mad scientist, on occasion
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 1:10 pm to
Move to the south pole and study global warming.
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
11676 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 1:11 pm to
Create my very own OT 10 of course.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 1:12 pm to
I would greet the entire lab each morning with an enthusiastic, "What's up, ma nerds!?" just like I do now.
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
71689 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 1:12 pm to
r u mad?
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
71179 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 1:12 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135024 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 1:13 pm to
Build a portal to other realms.


Then send someone there
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 1:14 pm to
quote:

r u mad?


Heavens, no! But I would be in the OP's scenario.
Posted by Kentucker
Rabbit Hash, KY
Member since Apr 2013
20055 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 1:18 pm to
I would alter the Zika virus so that it prevented pregnancies in 75% of the population.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 1:23 pm to
quote:

I would alter the Zika virus so that it prevented pregnancies in 75% of the population.


Hopefully research advances so far that we can use CRISPR to isolate and replace racist hillbilly DNA sequences.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26221 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 1:25 pm to
I would give myself a gigantic schlong along with balls the size of baking potatoes.

Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 1:26 pm to
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balls the size of baking potatoes.


seems rather uncomfortable.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26221 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 1:33 pm to
quote:

seems rather uncomfortable.


likely so, but I don't care
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