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re: What would the OT do?
Posted on 5/28/23 at 5:58 am to WaydownSouth
Posted on 5/28/23 at 5:58 am to WaydownSouth
Get drunk and dance.
Posted on 5/28/23 at 6:17 am to WaydownSouth
Is this like an all day affair?
Posted on 5/28/23 at 7:16 am to WaydownSouth
I would be respectful to their wishes. Put it in a cup, who cares?
Posted on 5/28/23 at 7:18 am to WaydownSouth
You know how you keep a baptist from drinking all your beer when you go fishing?
Take 2 Baptist fishing
Take 2 Baptist fishing
Posted on 5/28/23 at 7:23 am to Powerman
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Worst advice ever. Tell them their rules don't matter.

Posted on 5/28/23 at 7:24 am to Xignals
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Where you find four Baptists you'll find a fifth.
One of my uncles was Southern Baptist but converted to Catholicism when he married my aunt.
His favorite joke was: Why don’t Baptists do it standing up?
Because they’re afraid someone might think they’re dancing.
Posted on 5/28/23 at 7:32 am to WaydownSouth
Sounds like your wife's family are closeted bud light drankers. I would bring them a 6 pack which should be easily found in dumpsters around liquor stores.
Posted on 5/28/23 at 7:56 am to WaydownSouth
I would buy eight margaritas and give half of them to my wife.
Posted on 5/28/23 at 8:01 am to WaydownSouth
I’d just refuse to go, but that attitude is probably why I’m divorced.
Posted on 5/28/23 at 8:02 am to WaydownSouth
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What would the OT do?
The answer to this question is always PIIHB.
Posted on 5/28/23 at 8:13 am to El Jefe
quote:He also drank
Tell them Jesus didn't judge.
Posted on 5/28/23 at 8:23 am to TulaneLSU
"Life is better without alcohol, which is a depressant"
... big screen set-up on the back deck...10-12 good friends and family over.. watching LSU beat Bama...cold beer out of a frosted mug in hand.
Yeah, that's really depressing.
... big screen set-up on the back deck...10-12 good friends and family over.. watching LSU beat Bama...cold beer out of a frosted mug in hand.
Yeah, that's really depressing.
Posted on 5/28/23 at 8:34 am to WaydownSouth
Eat a star of death edible. Nobody will know for at least 45 mins or so.
No drinking needed.
Only bad side is if you start drooling on yourself, they may think you have bigger problems.
No drinking needed.
Only bad side is if you start drooling on yourself, they may think you have bigger problems.
Posted on 5/28/23 at 8:37 am to WaydownSouth
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Grow up and show some respect to your hosts. If you can’t refrain from drinking for a couple of days, you have a problem.
Haven’t had a beer in a month
If you have any limit you can't go without a drink so much so that you are willing to be totally disrespectful to anyone's beliefs, especially family, then you have a problem. Add to that, they gave you an out of using a Yeti cup.
Just abide by the rules they have laid out or don't go. Simple enough.
Posted on 5/28/23 at 8:44 am to WaydownSouth
accept the temporary limitation like a man.
whining that you earned it is not a compelling argument to come off as weak and intemperate, and a bad choice (that poor woman) and rude to your wife.
whining that you earned it is not a compelling argument to come off as weak and intemperate, and a bad choice (that poor woman) and rude to your wife.
Posted on 5/28/23 at 8:49 am to WaydownSouth
In marriage:
“Be right or be happy.”
Choice is yours.
“Be right or be happy.”
Choice is yours.
Posted on 5/28/23 at 8:54 am to WaydownSouth
Disappear and get so drunk that you shite yourself in a Joe’s Crab Shack
Posted on 5/28/23 at 8:57 am to WaydownSouth
Can someone explain to me how Southern Baptists justify not drinking theologically. Jesus turned water into wine for fricks sake.
Posted on 5/28/23 at 9:05 am to WaydownSouth
You married the woman and now want to disrespect her family...you are being a turd. No amount of justification makes it right
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