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re: What Would Have Happened To You If You Said This To Your Mom?

Posted on 12/10/16 at 5:08 pm to
Posted by ChenierauTigre
Dreamland
Member since Dec 2007
34710 posts
Posted on 12/10/16 at 5:08 pm to
If I ever said that to my mom, I would not have any teeth left. And that would be for starters.
Posted by boonies
Lake Charles
Member since Jan 2010
2325 posts
Posted on 12/10/16 at 5:16 pm to
The last thing I would have heard is "Fatality" before she Lu Kanged into a dragon
Posted by windshieldman
Member since Nov 2012
12818 posts
Posted on 12/10/16 at 5:34 pm to
quote:

So does the football team


Everybody loves her
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19119 posts
Posted on 12/10/16 at 5:39 pm to
quote:

When my teenage daughter talks like that to me I tell her not to do their chores and then I do them for her. I have to maintain our close friendship. My daughter just wants to find herself and sometimes I'm holding her back. I even do her homework b/c she needs to spend time with her friends. I love my daughter.


Is this real life ???
Posted by BoardReader
Arkansas
Member since Dec 2007
7367 posts
Posted on 12/10/16 at 7:06 pm to
The next call that mom would have made, when I was a kid, was to the coroner to come pick up.
Posted by bakersman
Shreveport
Member since Apr 2011
5984 posts
Posted on 12/10/16 at 7:09 pm to
I told my momma to shut up once when I was 9. She didn't whip me for it but she said the phrase that every father fearing child dreads, "wait until your daddy gets home." When he got home, he gave a pretty good refresher course on how to speak to my momma lol
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
15590 posts
Posted on 12/10/16 at 7:26 pm to
quote:

Entitled generation.


Finish the sentence:

"This entitled generation was created by ...."
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33153 posts
Posted on 12/10/16 at 7:41 pm to
In the early 70's when I was in junior high my dad told me something and I replied, "Uhn uhn" like I didn't believe him.

He got pissed and asked., "Are you disputing my word?"

He would have stomped my arse if I even suggested he was crazy and rightfully so.

This is America. That's the way it should be.
Posted by Saint5446
Member since Jan 2014
900 posts
Posted on 12/10/16 at 8:21 pm to
You live in a neighborhood of low born poors.
Posted by Zephyrius
Wharton, La.
Member since Dec 2004
9319 posts
Posted on 12/10/16 at 8:55 pm to
I lied to my mom once.... well maybe more than once but never lied again after the beating I took from the last once...
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134141 posts
Posted on 12/10/16 at 10:27 pm to
quote:

"Are you fricking kidding me? You are a crazy bitch!"


Tbird would have been summarily executed where he stood by his own mother.

Then dad would resurrect me when he came home just so he could murder me over again.
Posted by Bushmaster
19th Hole
Member since Oct 2008
39946 posts
Posted on 12/10/16 at 10:33 pm to
I once said "frick this " to my mom at 17 when pops was warming up the car. She looked at me with a dead stare and walked out to the car. About 30 seconds later my dad walked back in the door and didn't say a word to me and knocked me the frick out.

Never had been whipped or anything like it before that.
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 12/10/16 at 10:48 pm to
quote:

I would have been more scared of the latter.


I would not have lived there after that.

out on the street.

Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134141 posts
Posted on 12/10/16 at 10:51 pm to
Daaaaaayum

I still watch my words around mom, and I'm a grown arse man
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
141308 posts
Posted on 12/10/16 at 10:56 pm to
How the hell were you playing with the dogs?
Posted by Bushmaster
19th Hole
Member since Oct 2008
39946 posts
Posted on 12/10/16 at 10:57 pm to
Me and my dad are close as hell and he is my best friend but I know I was out of line and have told my son that story so he knows what's up.
Posted by Bushmaster
19th Hole
Member since Oct 2008
39946 posts
Posted on 12/10/16 at 10:58 pm to
He tied hot dogs to the chair and teased them
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134141 posts
Posted on 12/10/16 at 11:04 pm to
That's the thing. I love my parents to death. Both are my role models and I hope to be half the parents they are one day.

But I knew damn well not to frick with them. I'm twice as big as my dad and he'd still whoop my arse if I mouthed off to mom
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 12/10/16 at 11:16 pm to
I'm 32, and my mom would still beat the shite out of me if I said that
quote:

She didn't whip me for it but she said the phrase that every father fearing child dreads, "wait until your daddy gets home." When he got home, he gave a pretty good refresher course on how to speak to my momma lol
My dad would drive in from out of town to beat my arse, and then turn around and go right back home. Idk how many times I prayed for him to get a flat tire
This post was edited on 12/10/16 at 11:19 pm
Posted by liz18lsu
Naples, FL
Member since Feb 2009
17895 posts
Posted on 12/10/16 at 11:21 pm to
I called my lesbian, green haired, loser cousin a count. Family was displeased.
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