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re: What would happen if you dosed the coffee pot in your work place break room?

Posted on 11/19/18 at 4:35 pm to
Posted by J_Hingle
LA
Member since Jun 2013
5106 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 4:35 pm to
Freak Party!!!
Posted by HenryParsons
Member since Aug 2018
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Posted on 11/19/18 at 4:35 pm to
Posted by Saltwatersoul04
The Island
Member since Apr 2013
1394 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 4:39 pm to
If you put cocaine in there everybody would be super productive for a few hours...
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30001 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 5:16 pm to
just dump a huge dose of liquid laxative in it after you disable the toilets

that sounds like much more fun to watch what they do then instead of a bunch of high people tripping over how their staplers work
Posted by atxfan
Member since Jul 2004
3526 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 5:21 pm to
In no particular order: humor, regret, unemployment, lawsuit.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39110 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 6:05 pm to
If you did that to me, I would begin dosing your coffee/food with female hormones. You should be able to get a good set of "C's" before you go to prison.

You could make homecoming queen your freshman year at Angola.
Posted by WhiskeyThrottle
Weatherford Tx
Member since Nov 2017
5312 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 6:17 pm to
Kinda not the same but a buddy and I were putting apple cider powder into the coffee creamer at work. Like a lot of it. A few weeks later we got a corporate wide e-mail requesting that nobody put cider mix in the creamer bottles.
Posted by DecadePlusLurker
Member since Sep 2016
505 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 6:29 pm to
I’m no chemist but I’ve always heard LSD is destroyed by heat at a relatively low temp. So it might not do anything at all. I guess you should try it and post a follow-up thread.
This post was edited on 11/19/18 at 6:30 pm
Posted by tommy2tone1999
St. George, LA
Member since Sep 2008
6772 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 6:33 pm to
I bet you say "It's just Roofies" to every woman you wake up with.
Posted by IllegalPete
Front Range
Member since Oct 2017
7182 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 6:55 pm to
A better example would be someone bringing a batch of pot brownies to the office.

Not as quick or intense as lsd, but shite would definitely get a little weird after an hour or so.
Posted by tommy2tone1999
St. George, LA
Member since Sep 2008
6772 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 7:13 pm to
quote:

Charged with what? Trying to have a good time?


Violation of LA RS 40:966

Possession

quote:

Penalties For Violation Any other controlled dangerous substance classified in Schedule I, shall be imprisoned at hard labor for 0 to 10 years, and may in addition, be required to pay a fine of not more than $5,000.


Distribution
quote:

Penalties For Violation. Except as otherwise provided below, any other controlled dangerous substance classified in Schedule I, — imprisonment at hard labor for 5 to 30 years, at least 5 years of which shall be served without benefit of parole, probation, or suspension of sentence, and pay a fine of not more than $50,000.


The "any other controlled dangerous substance" refers to other than narcotics and includes hallucinogens

Also,

quote:

TITLE 14 — Criminal law
RS 14:33 — Battery defined
Battery is the intentional use of force or violence upon the person of another; or the intentional administration of a poison or other noxious liquid or substance to another.


So much for a good time, Not to mention the multiple arse whippings.
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
36114 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 8:03 pm to
I’d bring my own
Posted by TheCurmudgeon
Not where I want to be
Member since Aug 2014
1481 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 8:12 pm to
Assuming I found out what you did and it was you?

You'd walk out to your car after work one evening to a flat tire. as you were bent down changing it I'd hit you across the back of your head with a lug wrench or something. It wouldn't kill you so I'd leave. While you were in the hospital I'd stop by with a card signed by everyone at work. I'd give you the card then tell you I did it and that we're even now.
Posted by ruzil
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2012
16899 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 8:46 pm to
IWDI
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 9:01 pm to
quote:

 I'd give you the card then tell you I did it and that we're even now.





he might die.

You've got assault with deadly weapon.
Murder in.some degree.

He might not be able to work his normal job for a long time.

You on the other hand might have no negative repercussions from your trip and might learn something you'd never dare on your own.

Sure you might dramatically die.
Probably not.
He's more likely to die.
Posted by Wheaux
San Diego
Member since Jul 2018
1748 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 9:04 pm to
People who take acid are usually idiots but think they're better than everyone else bc they had to take a drug to get enlightened.
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
9517 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 9:22 pm to
quote:

People who take acid are usually idiots but think they're better than everyone else bc they had to take a drug to get enlightened


While I agree with your statement of "usually", it can be extremely beneficial to the right person in the right mindset.

Not earth shattering, but definitely understand things in your subconscious so you can work on improving it.

This post was edited on 11/19/18 at 9:23 pm
Posted by tigersfirst
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
1064 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 9:22 pm to
quote:

Kinda not the same but a buddy and I were putting apple cider powder into the coffee creamer at work. Like a lot of it. A few weeks later we got a corporate wide e-mail requesting that nobody put cider mix in the creamer bottles.


That is almost as crazy as dosing everyone in an office with a laboratory grade hallucinogen, but not quite the same level.
Posted by J_Hingle
LA
Member since Jun 2013
5106 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 9:32 pm to
Sounds like the guy with the tire iron could really use some LSD
Posted by HenryParsons
Member since Aug 2018
1547 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 9:58 pm to
quote:

it can be extremely beneficial to the right person in the right mindset.


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