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Posted on 5/8/18 at 11:00 am to tiggerthetooth
1. Never force a fart... it's probably shite
2. Never force love... it's probably shite
3. Penguins shall be respected and admired
4. Taco Tuesdays shall always be upheld
5. Mixed drinks and IPAs are an abomination and shall be avoided
6. If you want to steal some dude's chick, you must have a duel
7. Redheads shall always get top priority
8. Women have half the money and 100% of the pussy... learn it
9. Any steak consumed that is cooked above medium rare is a direct death sentence
10. Any man with piercings is considered a woman... Any woman with tattoos is considered a whore... we love whores
2. Never force love... it's probably shite
3. Penguins shall be respected and admired
4. Taco Tuesdays shall always be upheld
5. Mixed drinks and IPAs are an abomination and shall be avoided
6. If you want to steal some dude's chick, you must have a duel
7. Redheads shall always get top priority
8. Women have half the money and 100% of the pussy... learn it
9. Any steak consumed that is cooked above medium rare is a direct death sentence
10. Any man with piercings is considered a woman... Any woman with tattoos is considered a whore... we love whores
This post was edited on 5/8/18 at 11:01 am
Posted on 5/8/18 at 11:01 am to tiggerthetooth
I don’t care to take a seat at that throne. It’s not mine, and I don’t want the responsibility.
Posted on 5/8/18 at 11:03 am to Mike da Tigah
quote:
I don’t care to take a seat at that throne. It’s not mine, and I don’t want the responsibility.
It's a hypothetical and it's not much different than making laws of a sovereign state.
Stop trying to turn this into a sacrilegious thing.
Posted on 5/8/18 at 11:03 am to tiggerthetooth
Simplify
Minimize
Make someone's day better
Negative people kill the soul. Avoid them at all cost
NAP.
Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it's wrong. Explore alternatives
Reject pop culture
Consumerism is an instant gratification suckers game. Reject it
Talk about ideas, not people
Taxation is theft.
Minimize
Make someone's day better
Negative people kill the soul. Avoid them at all cost
NAP.
Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it's wrong. Explore alternatives
Reject pop culture
Consumerism is an instant gratification suckers game. Reject it
Talk about ideas, not people
Taxation is theft.
Posted on 5/8/18 at 11:03 am to Breesus
quote:
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
There ya go!
Posted on 5/8/18 at 11:09 am to tiggerthetooth
1. Thou shall not abuse children.
2. Thou shall learn how to use your and you're & their, there and they're.
3. Thou shall learn to merge while moving.
4. Thou shall remember harambe.
5. Thou shall check knuckles at Sonic.
6. Thou shall not text and drive.
7. Thou shall use "literally" only when literal.
8. Thou shall not kill unless necessary.
9. Thou shall not be vegan.
10. Thou shall move over for people walking faster than you.
Inb4: I've seen better commandments in the quad in a Tuesday.
2. Thou shall learn how to use your and you're & their, there and they're.
3. Thou shall learn to merge while moving.
4. Thou shall remember harambe.
5. Thou shall check knuckles at Sonic.
6. Thou shall not text and drive.
7. Thou shall use "literally" only when literal.
8. Thou shall not kill unless necessary.
9. Thou shall not be vegan.
10. Thou shall move over for people walking faster than you.
Inb4: I've seen better commandments in the quad in a Tuesday.
Posted on 5/8/18 at 11:11 am to tiggerthetooth
One commandment:
Don't be a dick
I think that covers everything.
Don't be a dick
I think that covers everything.
Posted on 5/8/18 at 11:29 am to tiggerthetooth
1.Thou Shalt be a good host, and provide safety and succor for thy guests.
2. Thou shalt be a good guest, and be thankful of thy host, providing gifts and help.
3. Thou shalt not harm the young or the very old, or the indigent.
4. Do not kill those who have not brought harm to others, slay not the innocent.
5. Those who have violated the sacred laws must face thy wrath, as thee are nemesis.
6. Do not lie against those who have done you no wrong.
7. Do not steal under the cloak of secrecy, if you are going to take something, take it brazenly.
8. Thou shalt not trust politicians, loose women, or farts.
9. Don’t destroy needlessly, or build carelessly.
10. Betray not those who have put their trust in you.
2. Thou shalt be a good guest, and be thankful of thy host, providing gifts and help.
3. Thou shalt not harm the young or the very old, or the indigent.
4. Do not kill those who have not brought harm to others, slay not the innocent.
5. Those who have violated the sacred laws must face thy wrath, as thee are nemesis.
6. Do not lie against those who have done you no wrong.
7. Do not steal under the cloak of secrecy, if you are going to take something, take it brazenly.
8. Thou shalt not trust politicians, loose women, or farts.
9. Don’t destroy needlessly, or build carelessly.
10. Betray not those who have put their trust in you.
Posted on 5/8/18 at 11:49 am to tiggerthetooth
The 7 tenets of Satanism are good enough for me. I'm not spiritual or religious but this is a pretty good guide.
1. One should strive to act with compassion and empathy towards all creatures in accordance with reason.
2. The struggle for justice is an ongoing and necessary pursuit that should prevail over laws and institutions.
3. One’s body is inviolable, subject to one’s own will alone.
4.The freedoms of others should be respected, including the freedom to offend. To willfully and unjustly encroach upon the freedoms of another is to forgo your own.
5.Beliefs should conform to our best scientific understanding of the world. We should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit our beliefs.
6. People are fallible. If we make a mistake, we should do our best to rectify it and resolve any harm that may have been caused.
7. Every tenet is a guiding principle designed to inspire nobility in action and thought. The spirit of compassion, wisdom, and justice should always prevail over the written or spoken word.
it's baffles me that christians believe that Moses went in to the mountains and god etched some stone tablets with some very basic guidelines about life. It's about as believable as Joseph Smith and the golden plates.
1. One should strive to act with compassion and empathy towards all creatures in accordance with reason.
2. The struggle for justice is an ongoing and necessary pursuit that should prevail over laws and institutions.
3. One’s body is inviolable, subject to one’s own will alone.
4.The freedoms of others should be respected, including the freedom to offend. To willfully and unjustly encroach upon the freedoms of another is to forgo your own.
5.Beliefs should conform to our best scientific understanding of the world. We should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit our beliefs.
6. People are fallible. If we make a mistake, we should do our best to rectify it and resolve any harm that may have been caused.
7. Every tenet is a guiding principle designed to inspire nobility in action and thought. The spirit of compassion, wisdom, and justice should always prevail over the written or spoken word.
it's baffles me that christians believe that Moses went in to the mountains and god etched some stone tablets with some very basic guidelines about life. It's about as believable as Joseph Smith and the golden plates.
Posted on 5/8/18 at 12:08 pm to tiggerthetooth
Mustard
Hot Sauce
Siracha
Mayonnaise
Salsa
Dill Relish
Soy Sauce
Ketchup
Spray Cheese in a can
Salt & Pepper
Hot Sauce
Siracha
Mayonnaise
Salsa
Dill Relish
Soy Sauce
Ketchup
Spray Cheese in a can
Salt & Pepper
Posted on 5/8/18 at 12:11 pm to celltech1981
quote:
it's baffles me that christians believe that Moses went in to the mountains and god etched some stone tablets with some very basic guidelines about life. It's about as believable as Joseph Smith and the golden plates.
For some reason I think there are people more comfortable putting their faith in a religion that's withstood thousands of years instead of just some dude who has lived in the last 100 years. Maybe that's crazy. I just think you run into issues if someone tried to nominate themselves as the purveyor of morality, which is basically what many political leftists do today.
Posted on 5/8/18 at 12:13 pm to tiggerthetooth
1. Thou shalt worship no statues. This is very important to morality.
2. Don't cook a goat in its mother's milk. That's just nasty.
3. Only worship me. I'm the best.
4. Don't cuss. It's poor form.
5. No fishing on Sundays. Or eating at Chikfila.
6. Don't murder people. This is generally accepted in every culture, but I'm throwing it in anyway.
7. Don't cheat on your spouse. That causes village disputes.
8. Don't steal stuff. Duh. Everybody knows this.
9. Don't make eyes at the sexy neighbor (See item 7).
10. Don't make eyes at the neighbor's sexy goat. Again, village disputes.
So, basically, I'd keep them the same. I can't think of any better rules for society.
2. Don't cook a goat in its mother's milk. That's just nasty.
3. Only worship me. I'm the best.
4. Don't cuss. It's poor form.
5. No fishing on Sundays. Or eating at Chikfila.
6. Don't murder people. This is generally accepted in every culture, but I'm throwing it in anyway.
7. Don't cheat on your spouse. That causes village disputes.
8. Don't steal stuff. Duh. Everybody knows this.
9. Don't make eyes at the sexy neighbor (See item 7).
10. Don't make eyes at the neighbor's sexy goat. Again, village disputes.
So, basically, I'd keep them the same. I can't think of any better rules for society.
This post was edited on 5/8/18 at 12:16 pm
Posted on 5/8/18 at 12:23 pm to tiggerthetooth
quote:
It's a hypothetical and it's not much different than making laws of a sovereign state. Stop trying to turn this into a sacrilegious thing.
Because nothing says not sacrilegious like making up your own ten commandments.
Sorry, I’ll pass.
Posted on 5/8/18 at 12:25 pm to tiggerthetooth
Love the one you're with.
Treat every single person as if they were the very divine person.
Watch out for yourself in the clinches.
Vote for people in at least 3 parties in general elections.
Treat every single person as if they were the very divine person.
Watch out for yourself in the clinches.
Vote for people in at least 3 parties in general elections.
Posted on 5/8/18 at 12:25 pm to Mike da Tigah
Thou shalt not eat Brisket outside of Texas.
Posted on 5/8/18 at 12:25 pm to tiggerthetooth
I'll take the orignals
Posted on 5/8/18 at 12:36 pm to Wtodd
How creative.
Posted on 5/8/18 at 12:48 pm to tiggerthetooth
quote:
For some reason I think there are people more comfortable putting their faith in a religion that's withstood thousands of years
that makes sense.
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