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re: What were some funny things your high school coach did/said?
Posted on 8/12/15 at 7:47 pm to PawnMaster
Posted on 8/12/15 at 7:47 pm to PawnMaster
Head football coach, who was also my head baseball coach called us "Counterfeit mother fu--ers" when we screwed up. He also said one time, during a particularly bad practice that "yall aren't smoking that shite, yall are eating it"!
This post was edited on 8/12/15 at 7:49 pm
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Posted on 8/12/15 at 7:51 pm to malvin
Mid way through 2 a days our head coach was working handoff exchange drills with running backs. He had broken out new footballs and was guarding them like a mother hen. Well they were getting soaked with sweat because it was 98 degrees. He starts complaining "hey you guys are getting my balls all sweaty!" I start laughing. Then he yells for a young manager, who is the child of another assistant coach " hey, manager, bring a towel and come dry off my balls! They're getting all sweaty in the heat!" The manager looks confused and worried. The dad (assistant coach) looks even more confused and worried. I'm crying laughing on the ground. And the head coach, who still hasn't caught on to what he's saying, yells "damnit, I need SOMEBODY to come dry of my sweaty balls! It's hot AND MY BALLS ARE SWEATY!" Finally I squeak out "footballs, he's talking about footballs" the kid laughs, his dad laughs, and the head coach realizes what he's just been saying.
Posted on 8/12/15 at 7:54 pm to PawnMaster
My football coach had his college kicking record at south dakota state shattered by adam vinatieri. Used to frick with the kickers all teh time
Bball coach was old school and used to call us "a bunch of pricks" if/when we'd dunk in practice
Bball coach was old school and used to call us "a bunch of pricks" if/when we'd dunk in practice
Posted on 8/12/15 at 7:55 pm to PawnMaster
He was my home room teacher too. Freshman year at St. Paul's in Covington --
First thing he did on the first day of school was walk up to the chalk board and in BIG huge letters, wrote:
F U C K
Then, turned around to the class and said, we won't have any of this language in my class.
It was great.
First thing he did on the first day of school was walk up to the chalk board and in BIG huge letters, wrote:
F U C K
Then, turned around to the class and said, we won't have any of this language in my class.
It was great.
This post was edited on 8/12/15 at 7:56 pm
Posted on 8/12/15 at 8:42 pm to PawnMaster
To motivate our linemen, our 9th grade football coach threatened to call Eric Andolsek (RIP) whose team we were getting ready to play against and tell him one of our linemen said he was a pu$$y. It sort of worked because we won 6-0, but Andolsek was a beast.
Our JV basketball coach went on a rant of f-bombs one halftime when we were not playing well only to find out that the visitors locker room had a ventilation duct that made his voice hearable in the bleachers.
Our JV basketball coach went on a rant of f-bombs one halftime when we were not playing well only to find out that the visitors locker room had a ventilation duct that made his voice hearable in the bleachers.
Posted on 8/12/15 at 8:43 pm to PawnMaster
Both of these quotes come from high school basketball coaches. One was issued during a summer camp; the other came during the season.
On facial hair:
"What you boys cultivate on your faces, I grow wild on my arse."
On an inept offense:
"We couldn't score if they gave us a pencil to write it in the scorebook."
On facial hair:
"What you boys cultivate on your faces, I grow wild on my arse."
On an inept offense:
"We couldn't score if they gave us a pencil to write it in the scorebook."
This post was edited on 8/12/15 at 8:43 pm
Posted on 8/12/15 at 8:46 pm to PawnMaster
I know walker high school's coach went to dunk and ripped his top teeth out in the net. Idk if he's still there.
Posted on 8/12/15 at 8:53 pm to NorthEndZone
quote:
Eric Andolsek
You oughta read about him and Chris Spielman, if you haven't.
RIP, Eric.
Posted on 8/12/15 at 9:15 pm to PawnMaster
"You ever tried to row up shite creek without a paddle? Because that's where you're headed!"
Posted on 8/12/15 at 9:36 pm to PawnMaster
When coach was coaching first base before going up to bat:
"Let's go! Let's go! Get naked! Get the head out!"
"Let's go! Let's go! Get naked! Get the head out!"
Posted on 8/12/15 at 9:37 pm to LSUShock
My high school baseball coach would prop up the code to his locker's padlock so he could lock it and still read it from outside. But he was a great baseball coach
Posted on 8/12/15 at 9:38 pm to PawnMaster
"Give your souls to God cause your asses are mine."
"You sound like two skeletons frickin on a tin roof."
Teaching how to get in a three point stance "it's like takin a shite in the woods."
After the game was over. "Get in the bus dammit. Turkey seasons open." He was a wild turkey drinker.
"You sound like two skeletons frickin on a tin roof."
Teaching how to get in a three point stance "it's like takin a shite in the woods."
After the game was over. "Get in the bus dammit. Turkey seasons open." He was a wild turkey drinker.
Posted on 8/12/15 at 9:55 pm to PawnMaster
Line up in a circle.
Posted on 8/12/15 at 10:16 pm to Mr Fusion
"Opportunity"
"Bull in the Ring"
"Katy Bar the Door"
LC
"Bull in the Ring"
"Katy Bar the Door"
LC
Posted on 8/12/15 at 10:17 pm to Mr Fusion
Watching game film on Sunday after our first game. On the first play from scrimmage our tailback and quarterback fumbled the hand off on a veer ( a play we ran 25 times a practice to both sides). He rewound and replayed it about 10 times, and never said a word. He finally got up, shut the projector off and said we were "fricked up as a soup sandwich", got in his old Datsun pickup and went home.
Posted on 8/12/15 at 11:00 pm to chitiger92
These are a collection in no order from my late coach Richard Lary
Miss you coach thank you for everything
"Well Goddamn! bullshite! bullshite!"
"man 5A football team and we only have one ball"
"I made a 32 on my ACT, 16 both times"
"You know what my spirit animal would be? A Gecko, cause I'm fast, and I'm sneaky."
"Run the rocket... (coach it's 3rd and 14)
Yup yup run the rocket."
"What's up presitcal"
"Man I was wrong about you, you may look like a giant marshmallow, but you aren't made of one" (after I pancaked a guy in a big cat drill)
(on a failed feild goal the guy was running the ball back and I tackled him, I was an offensive tackle, my coach visited my family's tailgate at the lsu Alabama game the day after)
Hey coach did you see my tackle.
"He'll yea why didn't you strip the ball and go for the touchdown?"
Coach I didn't think the audience was ready for that yet
"What a fat guy making a touchdown"
No my celebration dance.
"yea your right it proably would've been a little much."
-hey coach thank you for letting a ole fat boy like me play for you for four years.
"man I don't know about fat boy, maybe a fat man, but definitely not a boy. It's been a fun four years, thank you for playing, see you around."
RIP Coach Lary, give em hell and laughs up in heavan
Miss you coach thank you for everything
"Well Goddamn! bullshite! bullshite!"
"man 5A football team and we only have one ball"
"I made a 32 on my ACT, 16 both times"
"You know what my spirit animal would be? A Gecko, cause I'm fast, and I'm sneaky."
"Run the rocket... (coach it's 3rd and 14)
Yup yup run the rocket."
"What's up presitcal"
"Man I was wrong about you, you may look like a giant marshmallow, but you aren't made of one" (after I pancaked a guy in a big cat drill)
(on a failed feild goal the guy was running the ball back and I tackled him, I was an offensive tackle, my coach visited my family's tailgate at the lsu Alabama game the day after)
Hey coach did you see my tackle.
"He'll yea why didn't you strip the ball and go for the touchdown?"
Coach I didn't think the audience was ready for that yet
"What a fat guy making a touchdown"
No my celebration dance.
"yea your right it proably would've been a little much."
-hey coach thank you for letting a ole fat boy like me play for you for four years.
"man I don't know about fat boy, maybe a fat man, but definitely not a boy. It's been a fun four years, thank you for playing, see you around."
RIP Coach Lary, give em hell and laughs up in heavan
This post was edited on 8/12/15 at 11:11 pm
Posted on 8/12/15 at 11:17 pm to baybeefeetz
Went to a pretty small high school. Coach kept calling this kid the wrong last name. But the name the coach was calling him, was actually the last name of another kid who went to the school, not on our team. I knew both.
Like half way through the season, kid on our team finally told the coach he had the wrong name the whole time. Kid had to spell out his name three times to get the coach to understand
Like half way through the season, kid on our team finally told the coach he had the wrong name the whole time. Kid had to spell out his name three times to get the coach to understand
Posted on 8/12/15 at 11:24 pm to D2F Ratio
We had a kid during two a days struggling to run sprints. Coach asks him what the problem is. Kid says I have asthma coach. Coach says son I have hemorrhoids and I'm not complaining.
Or if running back fell with out being tackled. He must have tripped over ant turds.
Or if running back fell with out being tackled. He must have tripped over ant turds.
Posted on 8/12/15 at 11:27 pm to LasVegasTiger
quote:
"This ain't no Mickey Mouse operation"--baseball coach
Broadmoor. No doubt.
Posted on 8/12/15 at 11:34 pm to crimsonblazer
There was a story I heard about my coach when he coached on the south side of town. Basically he told his team he was visiting w the other coach (from the both side of town and he was given a message to them from the other team. The other team wanted to let them know that their mothers were doing a really good job cleaning their houses. His team went on to kick the shite out of the Nothside team.
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