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What was your biggest melt ever and how did you handle it?

Posted on 3/23/16 at 6:15 pm
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
17328 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 6:15 pm
When I finally realized my dad was not my dad. He was my mom's second husband. I was in the 5th grade. I was like shite, Santa Clause and now this shite. I waited 10 years to finally meet my natural father. I punched him really good in the jaw and then gave him a big hug.
Posted by PepaSpray
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Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 3/23/16 at 6:16 pm to
Now. By reading this. I think I punched my dog to the moon, but I don't own a dog. And my neighbor looks pissed. Oh lawd.
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 3/23/16 at 6:16 pm to
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Rebeloke


Sounds about right
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50935 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 6:18 pm to
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When I finally realized my dad was not my dad.


Kind of a dick move for Maury to tell the whole world like that, huh?
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139226 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 6:19 pm to
I got pissed off when my girlfriend's puppies pissed and shite all over her apartment so I drowned them.

I blamed it on her dog and luckily her neighbor came over and calmed her down. I definitely didn't want to deal with that shite.
This post was edited on 3/23/16 at 6:31 pm
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
17328 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 6:20 pm to
My family could have easily gotten on any of those talk shows.
Posted by Mr.Perfect
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2013
17615 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 6:20 pm to
You coming from a broken home answers so many questions
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198020 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 6:21 pm to
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My family could have easily gotten on any of those talk shows.
I doubt you'll get much of an argument on this
Posted by Broseph Barksdale
Member since Sep 2010
10571 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 6:21 pm to
Was your real dad the one that threw shite at that one guy?
Posted by Mars duMorgue
Sunset Dist/SF
Member since Aug 2015
2816 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 6:23 pm to
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What was your biggest melt ever

Chick I was with stole 4 ounces of heroin from me.
quote:

how did you handle it?

Went out and got some more.
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
17328 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 6:23 pm to
I prefer to call him my natural or biological father because the man who raised me is my real dad. Anybody can be a sperm donor.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
82387 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 6:27 pm to
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I punched him really good in the jaw and then gave him a big hug.



You should be grateful. Naming you Sue made you tough.
Posted by LSU Tiger Jason
Member since Nov 2005
1177 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 6:27 pm to
You better be fricking joking about this
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
16517 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 6:27 pm to
When we were growing up every weekend mom and dad would take us to the local video store and my little brother and I each got to pick out one video game and one movie a piece. Well, one particular weekend my pick was Superman 64.
It did not go well.
This post was edited on 3/23/16 at 6:29 pm
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66519 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 6:28 pm to
Some guy hit me with a burrito while I was riding my motorcycle. After I wrecked I drop kicked his dog off a bridge
Posted by LeonPhelps
Member since May 2008
8185 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 6:30 pm to
I can get really pissed off over minor things but have always handle major things with great aplomb. It's like a calming wave overcomes me the more serious things become. I have always been very good under pressure. It's quite the dichotomy.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139226 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 6:30 pm to
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You better be fricking joking about this

LINK
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
63288 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 6:31 pm to
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You better be fricking joking about this
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 6:34 pm to
When my oldest son passed, still melting 14 years later.
Posted by Old Money
LSU
Member since Sep 2012
41977 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 6:38 pm to
I feel bad about this but it's kind of funny to me. My roommates cat likes to be a count and swat at you for no reason and then run away (cats are dicks). After months of this I was walking into the kitchen and the cat swatted at my face and cut me. I was so furious I grabbed the cat by the neck and chucked him a good 15 yards across the back yard into the neighbors yard. Now a days, the cat has toned that shite down with me and is pretty lovey. The visual of me chucking the cat cracks me up, but I could have hurt it so I do feel a bit of guilt.
This post was edited on 3/23/16 at 6:40 pm
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