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What was your biggest melt ever and how did you handle it?
Posted on 3/23/16 at 6:15 pm
Posted on 3/23/16 at 6:15 pm
When I finally realized my dad was not my dad. He was my mom's second husband. I was in the 5th grade. I was like shite, Santa Clause and now this shite. I waited 10 years to finally meet my natural father. I punched him really good in the jaw and then gave him a big hug.
Posted on 3/23/16 at 6:16 pm to rebeloke
Now. By reading this. I think I punched my dog to the moon, but I don't own a dog. And my neighbor looks pissed. Oh lawd.
Posted on 3/23/16 at 6:16 pm to rebeloke
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Rebeloke
Sounds about right
Posted on 3/23/16 at 6:18 pm to rebeloke
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When I finally realized my dad was not my dad.
Kind of a dick move for Maury to tell the whole world like that, huh?
Posted on 3/23/16 at 6:19 pm to rebeloke
I got pissed off when my girlfriend's puppies pissed and shite all over her apartment so I drowned them.
I blamed it on her dog and luckily her neighbor came over and calmed her down. I definitely didn't want to deal with that shite.
I blamed it on her dog and luckily her neighbor came over and calmed her down. I definitely didn't want to deal with that shite.
This post was edited on 3/23/16 at 6:31 pm
Posted on 3/23/16 at 6:20 pm to Green Chili Tiger
My family could have easily gotten on any of those talk shows.
Posted on 3/23/16 at 6:20 pm to rebeloke
You coming from a broken home answers so many questions
Posted on 3/23/16 at 6:21 pm to rebeloke
quote:I doubt you'll get much of an argument on this
My family could have easily gotten on any of those talk shows.
Posted on 3/23/16 at 6:21 pm to rebeloke
Was your real dad the one that threw shite at that one guy?
Posted on 3/23/16 at 6:23 pm to rebeloke
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What was your biggest melt ever
Chick I was with stole 4 ounces of heroin from me.
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how did you handle it?
Went out and got some more.
Posted on 3/23/16 at 6:23 pm to Broseph Barksdale
I prefer to call him my natural or biological father because the man who raised me is my real dad. Anybody can be a sperm donor.
Posted on 3/23/16 at 6:27 pm to rebeloke
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I punched him really good in the jaw and then gave him a big hug.
You should be grateful. Naming you Sue made you tough.
Posted on 3/23/16 at 6:27 pm to upgrayedd
You better be fricking joking about this
Posted on 3/23/16 at 6:27 pm to rebeloke
When we were growing up every weekend mom and dad would take us to the local video store and my little brother and I each got to pick out one video game and one movie a piece. Well, one particular weekend my pick was Superman 64.
It did not go well.
It did not go well.
This post was edited on 3/23/16 at 6:29 pm
Posted on 3/23/16 at 6:28 pm to rebeloke
Some guy hit me with a burrito while I was riding my motorcycle. After I wrecked I drop kicked his dog off a bridge
Posted on 3/23/16 at 6:30 pm to rebeloke
I can get really pissed off over minor things but have always handle major things with great aplomb. It's like a calming wave overcomes me the more serious things become. I have always been very good under pressure. It's quite the dichotomy.
Posted on 3/23/16 at 6:30 pm to LSU Tiger Jason
Posted on 3/23/16 at 6:31 pm to LSU Tiger Jason
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You better be fricking joking about this
Posted on 3/23/16 at 6:34 pm to rebeloke
When my oldest son passed, still melting 14 years later.
Posted on 3/23/16 at 6:38 pm to rebeloke
I feel bad about this but it's kind of funny to me. My roommates cat likes to be a count and swat at you for no reason and then run away (cats are dicks). After months of this I was walking into the kitchen and the cat swatted at my face and cut me. I was so furious I grabbed the cat by the neck and chucked him a good 15 yards across the back yard into the neighbors yard. Now a days, the cat has toned that shite down with me and is pretty lovey. The visual of me chucking the cat cracks me up, but I could have hurt it so I do feel a bit of guilt. 
This post was edited on 3/23/16 at 6:40 pm
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