re: What was the best one liners your high school coaches used?

Basketball coach when no one was making shots - “I guess I’m going to have to put some hair around that hole so you baws can make one.”

High school baseball coach: “you over there smiling like a possum eating berries”

If we fricked up something at practice, “shite son, this ain’t no Mickey Mouse operation”

Halftime speech and strategy:


"You guys are losing to the worst fricking team in the distinct , now go shoot layups".

"This Ain’t No Mickey Mouse Operation!"

You boys could ruin a wet dream.

quote:

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I come from a time wooden ships and iron men, You guys are in a time of wooden ships and paper men"

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I think it would be

“I came from a time of wooden ships and iron men, you boys are in a time of iron ships and paper men.”

Told a player during s timeout he was “playing like one of these” and used his hands to make he shape of a vagina. Then told him to “take a seat on the bench if you’re gonna play like a pussy”

This ain't my first rodeo.

We'll learn how to throw and catch next week.

Ya ain't cheatin, ya ain't tryin.

They don't know they don't know.

It's a game of progression.

Beautiful day to play two.

Somewhere in America, a team is going into the final inning, up by a bunch and they lose. Don't let it be here.

Too many more I can't remember because it's been years.

Our junior and senior years I was the starting WR and CB....my best friend was the starting LG and DT. We both didn't care for playing offense and wanted to just play defense.

My dumbass buddy came up with the idea that the morning of the first summer practice of our senior year, we would go to the Head Coach and explain that we would prefer to just play defense that season and that by doing so we would be fresher and would be much better on defense.

Coach advised he would consider it and get back with us on it.

So that morning we are on the field stretching when he comes down and calls us over to him....and with a shite eating grin tells us....he appreciates us thinking about our stamina but he thinks us running with the scout team KO team that summer would be better and would help us get in shape to play both ways.