What the hell is this thing????

Jaguarundi

That's the ol squirrelcoon. A rare sighting.

Fox squirrel.

First you make a roux

Your worst fricking nightmare.

that's what I'm calling it hence forth regardless

pretty sure it's giving you the "come at me bro" look

A Rasquirrel. They can jump as high as 33 ft without getting a running start and humps anything in its path,

Coati if the picture was taken in Texas.

Anywhere else along the gulf coast, probably a ring tailed cay.

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The ringtail (or ring-tailed cat, miner's cat or marv cat) looks like something you might find in the wilds of Australia, but you need look no further than the South, Southwest or West Coast of the U.S. to find them.

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