re: What objectively douchebag behaviors do you exhibit...

What stories are those?

I drive like an a-hole.
If I see debaucherous behavior, I'll call someone out on it without question.
I lived abroad, can speak multiple languages, and don't mind telling everyone about it.
Huge film nerd.
Have little restraint when I'm drunk.

I'm not bound to DFW by residence, but reside there from time to time. I don't call it home. Why do you ask?

I often wear cargo shorts
I HATE modern country music
I listen to 93.7
I own and often wear a black leather jacket

I post on the internet
I listen to 1950s and 60s surf rock and play it at parties
I go weeks without shaving at all
I man scape regularly
I skip dental appointments and ignore their reminders because I can. I then demand immediate makeup appointments.
I order delivery from a pizza place across the street and tip well for the convenience
I go to bed when I want to
I strongly prefer to never be punched again
I stare down left lane loungers as I finally pass them, flipping them off.
I don't listen to voicemails from friends.

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I post on the internet I listen to 1950s and 60s surf rock and play it at parties I go weeks without shaving at all I man scape regularly I skip dental appointments and ignore their reminders because I can. I then demand immediate makeup appointments. I order delivery from a pizza place across the street and tip well for the convenience I go to bed to when I want to I strongly prefer to never be punched again I stare down left lane loungers as I finally pass them, flipping them off. I don't listen to voicemails from friends.

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I guess you're being sarcastic, but aside from your drug use and your preference for TagHeuer, you sound pretty fricking awesome.

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I have a habit of pointing and laughing at people

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Especially running QBs, amiright?

Next time I smelled pot in public I was gonna start yelling "is that you third leg?"
Then come match. Haha

I wear Oakley Oil Rigs

I will totally frick your little sister.