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re: What laws would you create if you were dictator of a nation?
Posted on 1/11/25 at 5:39 pm to cbree88
Posted on 1/11/25 at 5:39 pm to cbree88
The homeless should be use for medical and military experiments.
Public assistance should only last 18 months total unless you have a real medical excuse or retirement aged
Public assistance should only last 18 months total unless you have a real medical excuse or retirement aged
Posted on 1/11/25 at 5:39 pm to cbree88
I would monetize travel ball and have governing body similar to the NFL. Just to piss off the OT.
Posted on 1/11/25 at 5:40 pm to Breesus
I order you to be quiet.
This post was edited on 1/11/25 at 5:45 pm
Posted on 1/11/25 at 5:43 pm to cbree88
Some way to pay inept people to not have babies instead of paying inept people for having babies.
Posted on 1/11/25 at 5:45 pm to cbree88
If your cell phone goes off in a completely inappropriate place like a movie theater, funeral, wedding, or church service you are banned from owning a cell phone for a year. Next offense is life time ban.
Posted on 1/11/25 at 5:46 pm to cbree88
1) Both doors on double doors at businesses must be unlocked, not just one, punishable by the gulag.
Posted on 1/11/25 at 5:47 pm to Breesus
At the end of my reign, I would institute law that would require supreme executive power be wielded by whoever some watery tart lobbed a scimitar at.
Posted on 1/11/25 at 5:48 pm to cbree88
All tv weather babes will be big booty Latina's
Posted on 1/11/25 at 5:51 pm to cbree88
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All women must take Ozempic starting at age 18.
How much does your fat lazy girlfriend weigh?
Posted on 1/11/25 at 5:53 pm to NewIberiaHaircut
quote:off the top rope. Amen to this.
People camped in the left lane will receive the death penalty.
I would ban all 24/7 "news channels " immediately. Nations IQ would improve immediately.
People would go back to thinking for themselves as opposed to being told what to think.
Posted on 1/11/25 at 5:57 pm to cbree88
1) ALL mattresses and box springs must have handles.
2) NO 1 7/8" trailer hitches. WTF difference does an 1/8" make.
3) Government assistance = no ability to vote.
4) Must present a picture ID to vote.
2) NO 1 7/8" trailer hitches. WTF difference does an 1/8" make.
3) Government assistance = no ability to vote.
4) Must present a picture ID to vote.
Posted on 1/11/25 at 5:58 pm to cbree88
Not returning shopping carts:
-First offense - Six months in jail
-Second offense - One year in prison
-Third offense - Death penalty
Spitting gum out anywhere other than a garbage can or other suitable disposal area:
-First offense - 50 public lashes with a cane
-Sefond Offense- Death penalty
-First offense - Six months in jail
-Second offense - One year in prison
-Third offense - Death penalty
Spitting gum out anywhere other than a garbage can or other suitable disposal area:
-First offense - 50 public lashes with a cane
-Sefond Offense- Death penalty
This post was edited on 1/11/25 at 5:59 pm
Posted on 1/11/25 at 6:00 pm to cbree88
quote:JFC bro
1.) All women must take Ozempic starting at age 18.

Posted on 1/11/25 at 6:00 pm to Bonnie Blue
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I would outlaw Phillips head screws.
They are superior to single slot.
Posted on 1/11/25 at 6:01 pm to LegendInMyMind
Mandatory civil service of some sort for at least one year between the ages of 19&25-
Posted on 1/11/25 at 6:03 pm to cbree88
Ban your dumbass from the inter webs
Posted on 1/11/25 at 6:03 pm to NewIberiaHaircut
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People camped in the left lane will receive the death penalty.
And 18 wheelers never leave right lane unless exiting left.
Oh, and abolish 4 way stops
Posted on 1/11/25 at 6:04 pm to cbree88
I would ban porn and dating apps. Make people meet in person.
Posted on 1/11/25 at 6:04 pm to cbree88
Anyone responsible for a traffic crash immediately has their license revoked for a year. If the Interstate is shut down because of you, the officer chops off a finger on site.
Posted on 1/11/25 at 6:16 pm to cbree88
1.) Free Universal Healthcare
2.) Free electricity, water, internet (up to a certain level-if you use more or require more, you can pay for more).
3.) Free Trade School
4.) Mandatory retirement at 70 for all elected officials and judges, appointees, etc. if you are elected at, say, 69, you can serve your term, but cannot run again.
5.) No death penalty.
6.) Restore Roe.
7.) Only private citizens may donate to political campaigns.
Max $10k per cycle,
8.)Make AFCI/GFCI circuit breakers optional.
9.) Tax Churches if they involve themselves in politics.
10.) Legalize Marijuana
BONUS: McD.L.T. : BACK!!!
2.) Free electricity, water, internet (up to a certain level-if you use more or require more, you can pay for more).
3.) Free Trade School
4.) Mandatory retirement at 70 for all elected officials and judges, appointees, etc. if you are elected at, say, 69, you can serve your term, but cannot run again.
5.) No death penalty.
6.) Restore Roe.
7.) Only private citizens may donate to political campaigns.
Max $10k per cycle,
8.)Make AFCI/GFCI circuit breakers optional.
9.) Tax Churches if they involve themselves in politics.
10.) Legalize Marijuana
BONUS: McD.L.T. : BACK!!!
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