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re: What laws would you create if you were dictator of a nation?

Posted on 1/11/25 at 5:39 pm to
Posted by WhiteMandingo
Member since Jan 2016
6890 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 5:39 pm to
The homeless should be use for medical and military experiments.
Public assistance should only last 18 months total unless you have a real medical excuse or retirement aged
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
6459 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 5:39 pm to
I would monetize travel ball and have governing body similar to the NFL. Just to piss off the OT.
Posted by Bernie Bierman
Member since Mar 2019
1732 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 5:40 pm to
I order you to be quiet.
This post was edited on 1/11/25 at 5:45 pm
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
70266 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 5:43 pm to
Some way to pay inept people to not have babies instead of paying inept people for having babies.

Posted by StansberryRules
Member since Aug 2024
2731 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 5:45 pm to
If your cell phone goes off in a completely inappropriate place like a movie theater, funeral, wedding, or church service you are banned from owning a cell phone for a year. Next offense is life time ban.
Posted by Tangineck
Mandeville
Member since Nov 2017
2359 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 5:46 pm to
1) Both doors on double doors at businesses must be unlocked, not just one, punishable by the gulag.
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
350,000 Post Karma
Member since Aug 2013
9449 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 5:47 pm to
At the end of my reign, I would institute law that would require supreme executive power be wielded by whoever some watery tart lobbed a scimitar at.
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
15407 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 5:48 pm to
All tv weather babes will be big booty Latina's
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
31444 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 5:51 pm to
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All women must take Ozempic starting at age 18.


How much does your fat lazy girlfriend weigh?

Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
86407 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 5:53 pm to
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People camped in the left lane will receive the death penalty.
off the top rope. Amen to this.


I would ban all 24/7 "news channels " immediately. Nations IQ would improve immediately.

People would go back to thinking for themselves as opposed to being told what to think.
Posted by RPC4LSU
Thibodaux, LA
Member since Jan 2006
2007 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 5:57 pm to
1) ALL mattresses and box springs must have handles.

2) NO 1 7/8" trailer hitches. WTF difference does an 1/8" make.

3) Government assistance = no ability to vote.

4) Must present a picture ID to vote.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
66020 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 5:58 pm to
Not returning shopping carts:
-First offense - Six months in jail
-Second offense - One year in prison
-Third offense - Death penalty

Spitting gum out anywhere other than a garbage can or other suitable disposal area:
-First offense - 50 public lashes with a cane
-Sefond Offense- Death penalty
This post was edited on 1/11/25 at 5:59 pm
Posted by North Dallas Tiger
United States of America
Member since Mar 2024
13008 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 6:00 pm to
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1.) All women must take Ozempic starting at age 18.
JFC bro
Posted by BayouBlitz
Member since Aug 2007
18126 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 6:00 pm to
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I would outlaw Phillips head screws.


They are superior to single slot.
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
8818 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 6:01 pm to
Mandatory civil service of some sort for at least one year between the ages of 19&25-
Posted by pbro62
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2016
13954 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 6:03 pm to
Ban your dumbass from the inter webs
Posted by skuter
P'ville
Member since Jan 2005
6198 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 6:03 pm to
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People camped in the left lane will receive the death penalty.


And 18 wheelers never leave right lane unless exiting left.
Oh, and abolish 4 way stops
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
12945 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 6:04 pm to
I would ban porn and dating apps. Make people meet in person.
Posted by RougeDawg
Member since Jul 2016
6825 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 6:04 pm to
Anyone responsible for a traffic crash immediately has their license revoked for a year. If the Interstate is shut down because of you, the officer chops off a finger on site.
Posted by LuckySo-n-So
Member since Jul 2005
22313 posts
Posted on 1/11/25 at 6:16 pm to
1.) Free Universal Healthcare

2.) Free electricity, water, internet (up to a certain level-if you use more or require more, you can pay for more).

3.) Free Trade School

4.) Mandatory retirement at 70 for all elected officials and judges, appointees, etc. if you are elected at, say, 69, you can serve your term, but cannot run again.

5.) No death penalty.

6.) Restore Roe.

7.) Only private citizens may donate to political campaigns.
Max $10k per cycle,

8.)Make AFCI/GFCI circuit breakers optional.

9.) Tax Churches if they involve themselves in politics.

10.) Legalize Marijuana

BONUS: McD.L.T. : BACK!!!
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