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re: What kind of ads do you get when on the OT?

Posted on 8/29/23 at 5:21 pm to
Posted by texn
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Member since Nov 2019
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Posted on 8/29/23 at 5:21 pm to
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Right now I have an intermittent fasting ad


I was going to say "me too" but then I realized you said "fasting" and not "fisting"
Posted by NCIS_76
Member since Jan 2021
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Posted on 8/29/23 at 5:28 pm to
Stay Brave!
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
37632 posts
Posted on 8/29/23 at 5:32 pm to
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Right now I have an intermittent fasting ad


Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
29635 posts
Posted on 8/29/23 at 5:38 pm to
All guitars and machine tools.
Posted by Arthur Bach
Member since Jul 2016
2628 posts
Posted on 8/29/23 at 5:48 pm to
Addiction and recovery websites.

I’m in AA.

“THEY” are definitely listening to my phone haha
Posted by LoneStar23
USA
Member since Aug 2019
5701 posts
Posted on 8/29/23 at 5:53 pm to
Can't remember the last time I've seen an ad
Posted by Tomherman
Member since Sep 2016
2006 posts
Posted on 8/29/23 at 6:04 pm to
Hookers and blow.
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
6729 posts
Posted on 8/29/23 at 6:04 pm to
Defense Attorneys and Pennzoil ads right now.
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 8/29/23 at 8:20 pm to
I just got that one!



Nothing wrong with a cookie addiction in my book. Especially if they are hot out of the oven and made at home by an elderly Sicilian aunt (getting your cheeks pinched like the Pillsbury dough was a fair price to pay in my book)
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
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Posted on 8/29/23 at 8:21 pm to
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an elderly Sicilian aunt
my elderly Sicilian aunt is dead
Posted by jfw3535
South of Bunkie
Member since Mar 2008
5207 posts
Posted on 8/29/23 at 8:29 pm to
BBW dating sites. Wait.....doesn't everybody???
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
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58803 posts
Posted on 8/29/23 at 8:33 pm to
So is mine but when I was a kid she was the plump and happy Sicilian aunt. Even now talking about this I can smell her almond and pistachio cookies even tho the last one I ate was in the late 60's or early 70's.

Sicilian women are generally hot as fire when young but seem to evolve into two types as they age

Type 1 = Plump huggers who can cook and make everyday happy being in their presence and you are in awe as a child how they can grow such amazing moustaches.

Type 2 = Shrink with age and having a doily of some sort surgically attached to their head and a truly scary disposition that probably meant even no made man would mess with them under any circumstances. They seemed to spend a lot of time in church but still not sure why, as it never seemed the caught the spirit of the faith.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Posted on 8/29/23 at 8:35 pm to
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Sicilian women are generally hot as fire when young
ehhh I don’t know about that
Posted by MAXtheTIGER
Title town
Member since Dec 2006
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Posted on 8/29/23 at 8:36 pm to
I always get one that says! “Stop scaring women now! Get your penis reduction surgery today”
Posted by jkylejohnson
Alexandria
Member since Dec 2016
14274 posts
Posted on 8/29/23 at 8:36 pm to
Truck nuts and sonic coupons.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
58803 posts
Posted on 8/29/23 at 8:54 pm to
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I don’t know about that


You have 6 kids, I feel you were probably more that average looking in your 20's or you brood would not be so large. Younger men are driven by looks, older men are driven by substance.

Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 8/29/23 at 8:55 pm to
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Truck nuts and sonic coupons.


Signs of a true OT baller!

Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
58803 posts
Posted on 8/29/23 at 8:56 pm to
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BBW


Big Black Women?
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
53328 posts
Posted on 8/29/23 at 8:57 pm to
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Younger men are driven by looks, older men are driven by substance.
luckily
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
58803 posts
Posted on 8/29/23 at 9:07 pm to
Sadly as a younger man I was the exception as the opposite. I blame my family matriarchs for this unusual view but I made the perfect wingman.

quote:

luckily


Younger women base their male expectations on some man (like a 3rd grade teacher) and trade down going forward. Fortunately they wise up eventually and settle on a guy with a job, a sense of humor, and the ability to hold their breath underwater for two laps in the pool. After that extra abilities are a bonus, like you scoring a guy who can cook.
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