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re: What is your most embarrassing moment being turned down?
Posted on 2/10/20 at 6:18 pm to CatsGoneWild
Posted on 2/10/20 at 6:18 pm to CatsGoneWild
Went in for a kiss, she reached around with both hands and gave me a wedgy...freshman year in high school.
Oh and we were hanging out in a group so everyone could witness.
Oh and we were hanging out in a group so everyone could witness.
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Posted on 2/10/20 at 6:18 pm to CatsGoneWild
every time . one girl said youre too ugly to even be on the bus
another time, her friend said i was a 1
another time, her friend said i was a 1
Posted on 2/10/20 at 6:36 pm to Niner
College...Super hot blonde, working model with a bf like 10yrs older than us, tells me she had a hard day posing for pictures. She wants to come to my room for a massage. She shows up and 15 minutes into it, tells me to lock the door.... My dumb arse locks the door never thinking in a million yrs what could happen. I let her down from having the best 9 seconds of her life. Haunts me till this day.
Posted on 2/10/20 at 6:55 pm to CypressTrout10
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My batting average is about .260. Not good enough to get in the hall of fame, but good enough to stay in the lineup.
I have many strikeouts. But get the next one.
This thread makes me think of that episode of King of the Hill where Boomhauer takes Bobby out to show him how to meet women...
quote:
Bobby: ...But you got shot down by 23 women before you got that phone number.
Boomhauer: So?
Bobby: ...so this is your big secret? You just ask out everyone until one of them says yes?
Posted on 2/10/20 at 7:31 pm to CatsGoneWild
I hated my time in high school, but for some reason I really wanted to go to my senior prom. I found out the cute and very fit cheerleader that I liked had just been dumped a day or so prior. Her locker was right below mine.
I walk on over with as much confidence as I could muster.
Me: Hey Brooke. I was wondering if you would like to go to prom with me?
Brooke: Ewwww Derek. No. I'm like way too popular to be seen with someone like you.
I walk on over with as much confidence as I could muster.
Me: Hey Brooke. I was wondering if you would like to go to prom with me?
Brooke: Ewwww Derek. No. I'm like way too popular to be seen with someone like you.
Posted on 2/10/20 at 8:23 pm to DJ3K
Brooke is a bitch.
Our girl like that was named Brandy. Homecoming Queen. Hot as fire. Mom was a teacher and mom was maybe hotter. Thought she was too good to date anyone at our school. I was actually good friends with her throughout school, but we lost touch.
Last I heard she went crazy in college and ended up marrying the brother of a guy she was engaged to.
Our girl like that was named Brandy. Homecoming Queen. Hot as fire. Mom was a teacher and mom was maybe hotter. Thought she was too good to date anyone at our school. I was actually good friends with her throughout school, but we lost touch.
Last I heard she went crazy in college and ended up marrying the brother of a guy she was engaged to.
Posted on 2/11/20 at 7:28 am to Nado Jenkins83
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What if you get an intentional walk?
Thats called a golden unicorn. And she's only good for a weekend, usually they happen when none of your baws are around, so they never believe you.
Posted on 2/11/20 at 7:45 am to lsufan_26
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if you don't swing you never hit
Not completely true. There's a very small chance that you might make contact when ducking to get out of the way of a high and inside pitch.
I.e. a drunk and horny fat girl?
Posted on 2/11/20 at 8:11 am to CatsGoneWild
A friend of mine went with my wife and I to a bar. He had just gotten divorced. He saw a kindergarten teacher that he knew and asked her for her phone number. She gave him a number, just not hers. I later learned that this was the second time. She had seen him at a bar. And on both occasions she gave him the wrong number.
Sorry about the odd punctuation. I hate voice to text.
Sorry about the odd punctuation. I hate voice to text.
Posted on 2/11/20 at 8:17 am to anc
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Mom was a teacher and mom was maybe hotter. Thought she was too good to date anyone at our school.
Brandy or the Mom?
Posted on 2/11/20 at 8:19 am to CatsGoneWild
I had a girl stop mid blow job and leave.
Completely fricked with my head for months.
Completely fricked with my head for months.
Posted on 2/11/20 at 8:29 am to northshorebamaman
Junior year in college. Invited a cute girl from my calculus class to a fraternity cocktail party.
We sat and talked and had a great time the entire night. A friend drove me back to my house and it was just me and her for almost 2 hours. I didn’t make a move and still cringe thinking about all the signals and opportunities.
We all went out to Bogie’s and she disappeared after a while.
Lesson learned that night - shoot your shot.
We sat and talked and had a great time the entire night. A friend drove me back to my house and it was just me and her for almost 2 hours. I didn’t make a move and still cringe thinking about all the signals and opportunities.
We all went out to Bogie’s and she disappeared after a while.
Lesson learned that night - shoot your shot.
Posted on 2/11/20 at 8:32 am to CatsGoneWild
My wife and I have been together for 17 years. If we ever split I’m going to be in major trouble because I have no idea how to date in 2020.
Posted on 2/11/20 at 8:41 am to TDsngumbo
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I have no idea how to date in 2020.
Step 1: Don't be fat.
Step 2: Have a car.
Step 3: Have some spending money.
Step 4: Swipe right.
Step 5: ????
Step 6: PIIHB.
This post was edited on 2/11/20 at 8:44 am
Posted on 2/11/20 at 8:43 am to bapple
quote:
Junior year in college. Invited a cute girl from my calculus class to a fraternity cocktail party.
We sat and talked and had a great time the entire night. A friend drove me back to my house and it was just me and her for almost 2 hours. I didn’t make a move and still cringe thinking about all the signals and opportunities.
We all went out to Bogie’s and she disappeared after a while.
Lesson learned that night - shoot your shot.
This was most of my experience growing up - having a chance and either being completely oblivious or not having the balls to make a move.
Posted on 2/11/20 at 8:48 am to Niner
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This was most of my experience growing up - having a chance and either being completely oblivious or not having the balls to make a move.
My worse one of these was heading down to Panama City Beach for spring break while in college. Buddy and I were out for a beer run and ran in to two soristitutes we knew from our school. Started talking about how we ran in to each other down there of all places. I knew my buddy had a thing for one of them, and her friend I had run across a time or two and thought was good looking (with huge tracts of land).
The four of us decide to grab the booze and head to the beach to hang out. After a bit buddy goes of with his girl to do the deed. I'm left with her friend, who looking back now was seriously throwing me signals. Next morning my buddy asks me "why didn't you bang her? Her friend said she wanted to jump you that night but you never made a move."
Damnit.
Posted on 2/11/20 at 9:26 am to CatsGoneWild
Middle school. I made Alicia a mix tape--Boys II men, Color Me Badd, Bell Biv DeVoe, all the hot tracks--with the follow up plan to ask her to our school dance. Gave it to her at the end of the day.
Call her that night, thinking I'm on the fast lane to slow-dance french-kiss city (big deal at the time, none of my buddies had french kissed a girl yet).
Instead, her mom answers the phone, proceeds to chastise me about how inappropriate the songs were, all while I can hear her laughing in the background, and then hangs up on me
Call her that night, thinking I'm on the fast lane to slow-dance french-kiss city (big deal at the time, none of my buddies had french kissed a girl yet).
Instead, her mom answers the phone, proceeds to chastise me about how inappropriate the songs were, all while I can hear her laughing in the background, and then hangs up on me
Posted on 2/11/20 at 9:31 am to Ignignot
Posted on 2/11/20 at 9:34 am to CatsGoneWild
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And THEN, he had the nerve to say "(insert my name), did you hear that? Sorry dude."
Owned!!!!
Posted on 2/11/20 at 9:36 am to facher08
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if you don't swing you never hit
Not completely true. There's a very small chance that you might make contact when ducking to get out of the way of a high and inside pitch.
I.e. a drunk and horny fat girl?
It happens to the best of us. Sometimes things just fall into your lap even when you're not trying or had no intentions.
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