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re: What is your favorite Southern phrase?
Posted on 2/15/19 at 12:53 pm to athenslife101
Posted on 2/15/19 at 12:53 pm to athenslife101
"Get your yankee arse off my property."
Posted on 2/15/19 at 12:53 pm to TheHarahanian
“You would frick up a two car parade “
Posted on 2/15/19 at 1:00 pm to Slingscode
“Hey! I’m fricking this chicken, you’re just holding the head!”
Posted on 2/15/19 at 1:05 pm to bogart
Harder than a weddin' dick
I shite you not.
Out of his cotton-pickin' mind
Have fun til the cows come home.
I haven't seen you in a coon's age.
She's got a pair of soup-coolers on her. (reference to a person with full lips)
He's a few bricks short of a load.
Light a fire under their arse.
I shite you not.
Out of his cotton-pickin' mind
Have fun til the cows come home.
I haven't seen you in a coon's age.
She's got a pair of soup-coolers on her. (reference to a person with full lips)
He's a few bricks short of a load.
Light a fire under their arse.
Posted on 2/15/19 at 1:06 pm to cyarrr
Tighter than frog pussy.
How tight is frog pussy you may ask?
Water tight.
How tight is frog pussy you may ask?
Water tight.
Posted on 2/15/19 at 1:11 pm to athenslife101
nuttier than squirrel shite.
now were cooking with gas/peanut oil.
now were cooking with gas/peanut oil.
Posted on 2/15/19 at 1:13 pm to athenslife101
"He's dumber than a sack of hammers"
"It's hotter than two rats f***ing in a wool sock"
"He's happier than a pig in shite"
"It's hotter than two rats f***ing in a wool sock"
"He's happier than a pig in shite"
Posted on 2/15/19 at 1:18 pm to athenslife101
"more nervous than a long tail tom cat in a room full of rockin' chairs"
"hotter than two rats f*n in a wool sock next to the hot water heater"
"hotter than two rats f*n in a wool sock next to the hot water heater"
Posted on 2/15/19 at 1:20 pm to LongueCarabine
Variation Im familiar with-
"Naw man, Im just holding the tail, you're fricking this cat"
"Naw man, Im just holding the tail, you're fricking this cat"
Posted on 2/15/19 at 1:25 pm to athenslife101
Shittin in high cotton.
Posted on 2/15/19 at 1:38 pm to athenslife101
I'm fixin' to (insert whatever task it is that you're about to do).
Posted on 2/15/19 at 1:48 pm to hambones
“Harder than a preacher’s dick”
Posted on 2/15/19 at 2:14 pm to fr33manator
I heard a housekeeping woman say this one to a boss when he asked her how she was doing, "I'm happier than a queer in a cucumber patch."
Posted on 2/15/19 at 2:15 pm to mauser
Hey man, hold my beer. I got this....
Happy as a fig in boy’s town.
Happy as a fig in boy’s town.
Posted on 2/15/19 at 2:25 pm to athenslife101
"Like my daddy used to say, boy if you're gonna be dumb you better be tough."
"I hope you shite and fall back in it."
"I hope you shite and fall back in it."
This post was edited on 2/15/19 at 2:30 pm
Posted on 2/15/19 at 2:27 pm to Johnny Carson
Looks like she was rode hard and put up wet.
I was born at night, but not last night
Ugly as sin.
What turnip wagon did he fall off of?
Does You momma know you talk like that?
Don't know shite from shinola.
I was born at night, but not last night
Ugly as sin.
What turnip wagon did he fall off of?
Does You momma know you talk like that?
Don't know shite from shinola.
Posted on 2/15/19 at 2:45 pm to athenslife101
Go to hell Ole Miss.
Geaux to hell Ole Miss.
Geaux to hell Ole Miss.
Posted on 2/15/19 at 2:49 pm to athenslife101
"When she walks her arse looks like 2 possums fighting in a burlap sack"
This post was edited on 2/15/19 at 2:50 pm
Posted on 2/15/19 at 3:32 pm to athenslife101
It’s all chicken but the gravy and that’s chicken gravy
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