re: What is your favorite, funnest job you ever had?

Boiling crawfish for a seafood shop in high school. Get drunk with my boss and eat all the crawfish I want everyday after school

Stay at home son.

Delivered inflatables for about 2+ years in HS. Drove around from 7-2, after that we drank beer in the shop and dicked around until about 7 when we went pick them all up.

We used to inflate the water slides and jump off the roof of the shop onto them all the time. Made $250-$300 in 2 weekend days which was great money in HS.

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Mine was doing the books for little league baseball games during the summer when I was 16-17 years old... I had to sit behind home plate (on the other side of the gate of course) and do the books for the game. I don't know if they even have someone to keep the books for each game anymore. It really was kind of pointless. But it paid like $30 a game.

For whatever reason it was cool to "be cool" with the people who kept the books. Little kids would come up and sit by me, I don't know why.. But it was annoying.. But I would have moms come tell me "my daughter said you are her boyfriend".. The baseball park during little league season was a MILF factory. A bunch of MILFs in short shorts & tank tops.

Sometimes the umps would ask me if I think they should eject a certain parent who was getting a little too rowdy.. I'd always tell them to give them one more inning.. Because I just wanted to see how much of an arse they would make of themselves. One time when I told the ump that, the next inning, a parent ran into the dugout and onto the field. He really wanted to fight the ump.. Who probably 15-20 years younger than he was. But he didn't make it three feet out of the dugout before the coaches got to him, the security guard came and got in his face and walked him to the parking lot.

One time there was someone's mom sitting between the table set up for the people who did the books and the bleachers. It was the first week of the summer. She brought a lawn chair to sit in and that bitch was yelling at the ump every time he called a strike for her son's team. After a few innings the ump told her between innings.. "Ma'am. I am giving you a warning. Please watch your language or else I am going to have to ask you to leave".

She gets all worked up.. Stands up and starts yelling "oh you not going to make me leave, my child plays for that team..blah blah". It all happened fast, but when she stood up, her chair kind of folded up. She yelled at the ump and then went to sit back down without looking.. The chair slipped from under her and she hit the ground. Ump turns around (because she just got finished yelling at him) and says "okay, you have to go" signals to the security guard.. She grabbed her chair and went to her car with no argument.

Rest of the season she sat behind the outfield and didn't yell once.. Well, at least when I did her son's game.. But when she fell, that shite was funny..

Pizza delivery in high school. Small family place.

Drove around all night listening to tunes or the baseball game. Went home with a wad of cash.

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Magnolia's Restaurant at the Grand Casino Gulfport
summer of '93

Blackjack dealer. Right out of college, single, about $500 a month in expenses...between the cocktail waitresses, milfs, and getting to gamble with someone elses money, hard to find a better gig at 22!

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