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Posted on 11/18/16 at 5:47 pm to baybeefeetz
Some ways to troll people
1. Pull out in front of someone, then slow down, especially at a yellow light. Bonus points if you then speed up to make the light and they don't.
2. Fart in a crowded elevator
3. Beat someone out for a good parking place
4. Slash their tires
5. Sleep with their wife
6. Wear a MAGA at a Mexican restaurant
That's all I can think of right now
1. Pull out in front of someone, then slow down, especially at a yellow light. Bonus points if you then speed up to make the light and they don't.
2. Fart in a crowded elevator
3. Beat someone out for a good parking place
4. Slash their tires
5. Sleep with their wife
6. Wear a MAGA at a Mexican restaurant
That's all I can think of right now
Posted on 11/18/16 at 5:47 pm to OweO
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Huh? No.. I type with my fingers.
Posted on 11/18/16 at 5:47 pm to jimbeam
The Merger 
Posted on 11/18/16 at 5:53 pm to baybeefeetz
Do you care if the trolling leads them to believe there is something wrong with you?
If no, shake their hand and don't let go. Long awkward silence without breaking eye contact. Blink a lot. Like a shite ton.
If yes, tell them they remind you of someone you know and proceed to say what loser/douchebag/idiot that person is. Or ask them if they are related to "x" and do the same.
If no, shake their hand and don't let go. Long awkward silence without breaking eye contact. Blink a lot. Like a shite ton.
If yes, tell them they remind you of someone you know and proceed to say what loser/douchebag/idiot that person is. Or ask them if they are related to "x" and do the same.
Posted on 11/18/16 at 5:59 pm to foshizzle
quote:I do this all the time unintentionally
I had a watch (or shirt/whatever) like yours once right after I graduated. Thought it would impress people but boy was I wrong.
Posted on 11/18/16 at 6:00 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
Posted on 11/18/16 at 6:05 pm to baybeefeetz
Give them a birthday card occasionally, just hope you don't get lucky and get it right.
Posted on 11/18/16 at 6:13 pm to baybeefeetz
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Suppose you want to frick with somebody immediately upon meeting them.
Never ever break eye contact. Ever.
It'll seem normal until they start talking to someone else and you just keep staring straight into their eyes
Posted on 11/18/16 at 6:16 pm to baybeefeetz
When you first meet them ask, "Aren't you married to Trish?" When they say presumably say no, move on for the moment but at random times in the future either introduce them as Trish' husband or greet them with "How's Trish?" It'll drive tem crazy to continually have to correct you, not to mention the subtle insult that they're just not memorable enough for you to remember the mistake.
Posted on 11/18/16 at 6:16 pm to baybeefeetz
Say MAGA!!!!!!! real loud
Posted on 11/18/16 at 6:20 pm to When in Rome
Don't bother quitting. You're fired!
Posted on 11/18/16 at 6:30 pm to baybeefeetz
next time you're at the airport, pick a random person waiting in the terminal, go up to them with a serious face, tell them "don't get on that flight", then walk off
Posted on 11/18/16 at 6:35 pm to Ellis Dee
Ask them to smell your finger
Posted on 11/18/16 at 6:42 pm to baybeefeetz
Posted on 11/18/16 at 6:46 pm to baybeefeetz
Person 1: How are you?!?
Troll: I'm doing well, I hope you are.
Must be said dismissively, and with the distinct tone that you could not care less how this peasant is doing, and thus, you did not ask.
Troll: I'm doing well, I hope you are.
Must be said dismissively, and with the distinct tone that you could not care less how this peasant is doing, and thus, you did not ask.
Posted on 11/18/16 at 6:48 pm to baybeefeetz
When they introduce themselves by name, you simply respond " nice to meet you, Chief."
Set the tone immediately.
Posted on 11/18/16 at 6:52 pm to Grateful Reb
That's actually pretty good.
Posted on 11/18/16 at 6:53 pm to Ellis Dee
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next time you're at the airport, pick a random person waiting in the terminal, go up to them with a serious face, tell them "don't get on that flight", then walk off
Posted on 11/18/16 at 7:09 pm to baybeefeetz
Guess what pisses them off by their looks
Have legit conversation
Commence button pushing while also playing stupid to keep them talking
Spout off random, made-up facts and get them to agree
Go back to your original point
Have legit conversation
Commence button pushing while also playing stupid to keep them talking
Spout off random, made-up facts and get them to agree
Go back to your original point
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