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What is the proper way to feed the ducks?

Posted on 4/23/16 at 10:44 am
Posted by Tbonepatron
Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 4/23/16 at 10:44 am
Growing up in BR, it was always a source of enjoyment for MawMaw to bring the grandkids to feed the ducks at the LSU lakes. Mrs TBone grew up in BR as well and did the same. Well, when we bring little tbone to feed the ducks, she takes a slice of bread, tears the entire thing into little pieces, and throws the whole handful on the ground. I think this method is completely wrong and the only proper way to feed the ducks is to rip off one little piece from the slice and throw them slowly, 1 by 1, until you are out of bread.

What is your bread throwing philosophy?
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
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Posted on 4/23/16 at 10:46 am to
Jesus Christ
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
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Posted on 4/23/16 at 10:46 am to
Feed them lead. Boom boom
Posted by tiger114
Fairhope, AL
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Posted on 4/23/16 at 10:47 am to
quote:

Your post(s) may be whacked if you:

o Start a new thread for every thought that pops into your head.
Posted by Chuker
St George, Louisiana
Member since Nov 2015
7544 posts
Posted on 4/23/16 at 10:50 am to
similar to feeding geese I rekon.


Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 4/23/16 at 10:52 am to
quote:

Growing up in BR, it was always a source of enjoyment for MawMaw


quote:

MawMaw


Well at least we don't have to guess the type of residence you grew up in.
Posted by DoUrden
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Posted on 4/23/16 at 10:52 am to
Posted by Placebeaux
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Posted on 4/23/16 at 10:54 am to
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
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Posted on 4/23/16 at 10:54 am to
DAMMIT!
Posted by Chuker
St George, Louisiana
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 4/23/16 at 10:56 am to
Ha! bitch. stole it from your thread too.
Posted by cleeveclever
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
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Posted on 4/23/16 at 10:58 am to
Feeding ducks bread is pointless. Very little nutrition. Essentially just filler.
But a bag of cracked corn and thrown handfuls out much to the delight of the ducks and your children.
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
82501 posts
Posted on 4/23/16 at 11:06 am to
We lived on a pond in Jax and I would feed the ducks and geese occasionally.

There was a mallard hen with about 6 ducklings that followed her every swim. I was fishing one morning and they swam towards me and they were fricking up my fishing so I walked down the bank a little further.

All of a sudden I head a THUNK SPLASH and I knew it was a fish that hit. The ducklings and momma were hauling arse.

A big arse bass had a bite.

Posted by Placebeaux
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Posted on 4/23/16 at 11:07 am to
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Ha! bitch. stole it from your thread too


Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
82501 posts
Posted on 4/23/16 at 11:15 am to
Feeding turtles and geese out of your hand is pretty cool. But watch out because the geese are frickers and will attack you and themselves. Sometimes I miss my drunken stupor in Jax



Nothing worse than catching a turtle on a rod and reel
This post was edited on 4/23/16 at 11:17 am
Posted by Placebeaux
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Posted on 4/23/16 at 11:18 am to
quote:

geese


are mean frickers, especially at the park. its like those frickers know you cant do shite to them.
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
82501 posts
Posted on 4/23/16 at 11:20 am to
They will bite the hell out of your finger and try to take the whole thing off. I counted about 25 around me wanting bread one time before I got the frick out.

Posted by Placebeaux
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Posted on 4/23/16 at 11:26 am to
And they'll put that neck out and joust you like a fricking knight of the round table
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
28421 posts
Posted on 4/23/16 at 11:30 am to
Bread is not a very good food source for ducks. The proper way to feed them is to go to a store and get some worms and cracked corn.
Posted by Tbonepatron
Member since Aug 2013
8461 posts
Posted on 4/23/16 at 11:54 am to
Cracked corn is the solution then...

I'll have to get a bag or two.
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 4/23/16 at 12:02 pm to
Subway. Ducks eat free at subway.

Ducks eat free at Subway
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