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Posted on 5/22/23 at 8:45 pm to rebeloke
Painfully said, "Its been this way for three and a half hours!"
Posted on 5/22/23 at 8:45 pm to deltaland
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I told her I’d get her car payments current if she slept with me.
I’m sure she gave that coot away for free plenty of times. Pussy is rarely free one way or the other.
Having said that, I don’t think I’d like the idea of a woman thinking back on her life and me being the guy on the other end of that experience. Not knocking you or anyone that does it. That just wouldn’t be for me.
Posted on 5/22/23 at 8:48 pm to saint tiger225
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Talked to your mom.
Your mom jokes will never not be funny and I laugh everytime.
Your mom is one of the simple pleasures of life.
Posted on 5/22/23 at 9:01 pm to rebeloke
Ran over my neighbor’s cat, pretended someone else did it, duped my wife into cooking a casserole for her out of sympathy. I took it over when she got home from work. After we were done screwing, I had to bury the cat but it was worth it.
Posted on 5/22/23 at 9:03 pm to rebeloke
During a dry spell, lowered my standards and did a really heavy weight.
I’m sure 250# plus. But she was very pretty and had a nice personality.
I’m sure 250# plus. But she was very pretty and had a nice personality.
Posted on 5/22/23 at 9:08 pm to X123F45
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drove all the way to grand isle at 3 in the morning. I distinctly remember having to alternate between red bull and bud lights on the way back because I was exhausted and getting a hangover.
I couldn’t tell you how many times I drove way too far while way too fricked up to get some arse back in the day
Posted on 5/22/23 at 9:12 pm to rebeloke
Told a girl I loved her like Henry Rollengardner did on American Pie
Posted on 5/22/23 at 9:14 pm to rebeloke
Said those 3 most regrettable words.
Posted on 5/22/23 at 9:18 pm to DR93Berlin
Those late night drives in college after a night at Roxy’s - brings back memories… sometimes I thought that f150 drove itself …. What a man will do for some snatch….never got a DWI - lucky …
Posted on 5/22/23 at 9:44 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
She would have done it even without the green card
Posted on 5/22/23 at 10:09 pm to SECdragonmaster
Went to my go to's apartment one night in Tigerland in the late 80's. She was not there but her roommate was and I told her that I was so sorry about being a jerk for so long to her and her friend and that I really wanted to be a decent guy and settle down and that she might be the one.
15 minutes later......
15 minutes later......
Posted on 5/22/23 at 10:16 pm to rebeloke
I told her I was adopted so we weren't really related.
Posted on 5/22/23 at 10:17 pm to rebeloke
Not too shitty but kinda funny. Girl said I looked like some dude from the Hunger Games. She seemed a bit crazy and I could tell that was her celebrity crush so I pretended I was a fan of the movies. Never actually watched any of them
This post was edited on 5/22/23 at 10:18 pm
Posted on 5/22/23 at 10:24 pm to rebeloke
Told a girl I was still a Virgin. I don’t know what it’s like down there, but Kentucky girls love to pop cherries. Virginators
Posted on 5/22/23 at 10:25 pm to rebeloke
Let a liberal chick sky scream at me and bold-faced lied to her by telling her I’d consider voting democrat.
Sex was pretty good.
Sex was pretty good.
Posted on 5/22/23 at 10:26 pm to rebeloke
Told her I liked Michael Bolton's music
Posted on 5/22/23 at 10:28 pm to rebeloke
Met a girl at the bar and told her my gf wouldn’t give bj’s. She offered. I accepted.
Never done anything real low down, you actually don’t really need to. Just make them feel like you actually like talking to them and not just for the sake of getting laid. It’s real easy to do if you actually like people.
Never done anything real low down, you actually don’t really need to. Just make them feel like you actually like talking to them and not just for the sake of getting laid. It’s real easy to do if you actually like people.

Posted on 5/22/23 at 10:28 pm to rebeloke
Got married. shite backfired
Posted on 5/22/23 at 10:37 pm to dupergreenie
interesting
This post was edited on 6/2/23 at 12:56 pm
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