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re: What is the lowest thing you have ever done to get laid?

Posted on 5/22/23 at 8:44 pm to
Posted by Partha
Member since Jan 2022
7261 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 8:44 pm to
DM'd an OT 7
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
23361 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 8:45 pm to
Painfully said, "Its been this way for three and a half hours!"
Posted by Gee Grenouille
Bogalusa
Member since Jul 2018
6734 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 8:45 pm to
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I told her I’d get her car payments current if she slept with me.


I’m sure she gave that coot away for free plenty of times. Pussy is rarely free one way or the other.
Having said that, I don’t think I’d like the idea of a woman thinking back on her life and me being the guy on the other end of that experience. Not knocking you or anyone that does it. That just wouldn’t be for me.
Posted by Richard Grayson
Bestbank
Member since Sep 2022
2149 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 8:48 pm to
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Talked to your mom.


Your mom jokes will never not be funny and I laugh everytime.

Your mom is one of the simple pleasures of life.
Posted by Ron Popeil
Mississippi coast
Member since Nov 2018
836 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 9:01 pm to
Ran over my neighbor’s cat, pretended someone else did it, duped my wife into cooking a casserole for her out of sympathy. I took it over when she got home from work. After we were done screwing, I had to bury the cat but it was worth it.
Posted by Nicky Parrish
Member since Apr 2016
7098 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 9:03 pm to
During a dry spell, lowered my standards and did a really heavy weight.
I’m sure 250# plus. But she was very pretty and had a nice personality.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
96641 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 9:08 pm to
quote:

drove all the way to grand isle at 3 in the morning. I distinctly remember having to alternate between red bull and bud lights on the way back because I was exhausted and getting a hangover.


I couldn’t tell you how many times I drove way too far while way too fricked up to get some arse back in the day

Posted by CockyTime
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2015
3287 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 9:12 pm to
Told a girl I loved her like Henry Rollengardner did on American Pie
Posted by DR93Berlin
Member since Jul 2020
1288 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 9:14 pm to
Said those 3 most regrettable words.
Posted by OGhunter777
Member since Mar 2012
867 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 9:18 pm to
Those late night drives in college after a night at Roxy’s - brings back memories… sometimes I thought that f150 drove itself …. What a man will do for some snatch….never got a DWI - lucky …
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
41212 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 9:44 pm to
She would have done it even without the green card
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
32832 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 10:09 pm to
Went to my go to's apartment one night in Tigerland in the late 80's. She was not there but her roommate was and I told her that I was so sorry about being a jerk for so long to her and her friend and that I really wanted to be a decent guy and settle down and that she might be the one.

15 minutes later......
Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
2507 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 10:16 pm to
I told her I was adopted so we weren't really related.
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
25551 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 10:17 pm to
Not too shitty but kinda funny. Girl said I looked like some dude from the Hunger Games. She seemed a bit crazy and I could tell that was her celebrity crush so I pretended I was a fan of the movies. Never actually watched any of them
This post was edited on 5/22/23 at 10:18 pm
Posted by Pisco
Mayfield, Kentucky
Member since Dec 2019
4109 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 10:24 pm to
Told a girl I was still a Virgin. I don’t know what it’s like down there, but Kentucky girls love to pop cherries. Virginators
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 10:25 pm to
Let a liberal chick sky scream at me and bold-faced lied to her by telling her I’d consider voting democrat.

Sex was pretty good.
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
19898 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 10:26 pm to
Told her I liked Michael Bolton's music
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
19566 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 10:28 pm to
Met a girl at the bar and told her my gf wouldn’t give bj’s. She offered. I accepted.

Never done anything real low down, you actually don’t really need to. Just make them feel like you actually like talking to them and not just for the sake of getting laid. It’s real easy to do if you actually like people.
Posted by Tigercowboy
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2007
4496 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 10:28 pm to
Got married. shite backfired
Posted by Spook
504
Member since Jun 2019
280 posts
Posted on 5/22/23 at 10:37 pm to
interesting
This post was edited on 6/2/23 at 12:56 pm
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