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re: What is the Dumbest Thing You Ever Heard Someone Say?
Posted on 3/7/16 at 11:15 am to Cruiserhog
Posted on 3/7/16 at 11:15 am to Cruiserhog
quote:
Your quote, well known, from Peter makes no sense in the context of your argument since it basically cancels each other out.
The 6000 years comes from early Christians trying to date the geneaology within a literal timeline.
I don't see how 2 Peter cxls out anything, it illuminates/gives understanding to the time frame from the Lords perspective...man didn't make creation hence we use the creators time expressed. !!!
therefore, the 6days are to be informed of as actually being 1,ooo years each = 6k
as for the literal timeline....I don't see it
I see the original 6k + 5k since it began, and "it" being , this particular earth age, not the age of the universe or earth for that matter.
for more on earth ages see 2nd Peter
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Posted on 3/7/16 at 11:15 am to BamaChemE
quote:
This is actually a story I heard from my wife during her freshman English class...
The class had to write an argumentative essay on a controversial topic, and then present said argument to the class. Being at a school in the the Deep South, many "religious" sorority girls decided to tackle the issue of legalized abortion. One sorority girl who was very passionate about the issue titled her paper "Life Begins at Contraception." Unfortunately for her, she had confused the word contraception with her actual stance of life beginning at conception. For ten long minutes, this girl kept referring to the fact that life begins at contraception, and therefore any form of abortion is murder and should be punished as such.
I have no idea if the professor informed her of her vocabularic error, but I think I would have started laughing after the third time I heard her say it.
This reminds me.. One year for Halloween, it must have been a few years after 9/11, but this woman was taking her grandkids trick or treating and she started talking to me about how she got to go check the kids candy because people will put amtracks in candy. She was referring to anthrax.
Posted on 3/7/16 at 11:21 am to Peazey
quote:
People who take it as a literal demonstration of time are simple minded and unable to see nuance.
more likely have been brainwashed by 501-c3 agents/frauds/wolves in sheeps clothing,
who spew more garbage than I care to even know about
Posted on 3/7/16 at 11:27 am to retired trucker
Can someone explain to me how Adam & Eve populated the world all by themselves?
Posted on 3/7/16 at 11:34 am to OweO
Antonio Blakeney Pre season: "We are going to win the national championship"
Pretty dumb when he said it but now looking back its on a whole other level of stupidity .
Pretty dumb when he said it but now looking back its on a whole other level of stupidity .
Posted on 3/7/16 at 11:34 am to OweO
quote:
Can someone explain to me how Adam & Eve populated the world all by themselves?
they didn't and the Scriptures themselves testify to it being a book[s] on the bloodline of Christ and not on the world.
you can thank the 501-c3 agents for passing on disinfo...
Posted on 3/7/16 at 11:41 am to OweO
I'm sure I've heard worse, but just this weekend I got to experience the following observation:
(Getting dropped off by an uber in front of a resort where there was night lighting on the landscape including uplights on tall palm trees)
Uber driver--"Yeah, those palm trees all lit up look like they are in 3D"
My GF and I just looked at each other silently.
(Getting dropped off by an uber in front of a resort where there was night lighting on the landscape including uplights on tall palm trees)
Uber driver--"Yeah, those palm trees all lit up look like they are in 3D"
My GF and I just looked at each other silently.
Posted on 3/7/16 at 11:43 am to stout
Posted on 3/7/16 at 11:46 am to Rox
Posted on 3/7/16 at 11:47 am to SuperSaint
I didn't get that far. You get props too. 
Posted on 3/7/16 at 11:51 am to OweO
Girl I used to work with cheated on her boyfriend with her ex boyfriend and got pregnant. She then told us she was going to have her current boyfriend start finishing inside her so that the baby "looked more like him"
I shite you not.
I shite you not.
Posted on 3/7/16 at 11:52 am to OweO
My ex-wife when we passed a boat on a trailer parked off to the side of the interstate. Two people were sitting with the boat, truck was gone, trailer obviously had a flat tire.
Her: Maybe they ran out of gas.
Me: Nah, they just ran out of water.
Her: Maybe they ran out of gas.
Me: Nah, they just ran out of water.
Posted on 3/7/16 at 12:03 pm to OweO
Used to hunt an my uncle's camp. He owned a company and used it to entertain customers. I was a big customer weekend and we were drinking around the fire. This customer happened to bring everyone from managers to run of the mill employees. One guy in particular was no Einstein (good guy, but never got invited to MENSA).
He explained how he'd killed a deer with a poorly developed rack on one side. It's leg on the opposite side was injured. He said a biologist told him that it was because all the "nutraments went to helping the leg". This wasn't a one time slip up. He told it several times using "nutraments".
Also, when describing that it was about to rain, he commented on the Columbus clouds in the sky.
He explained how he'd killed a deer with a poorly developed rack on one side. It's leg on the opposite side was injured. He said a biologist told him that it was because all the "nutraments went to helping the leg". This wasn't a one time slip up. He told it several times using "nutraments".
Also, when describing that it was about to rain, he commented on the Columbus clouds in the sky.
Posted on 3/7/16 at 12:22 pm to OweO
When the OJ Simpson verdict came back one of the women in the office (white) said it was good because now he will be allowed to raise his children.
Posted on 3/7/16 at 12:39 pm to jimlsu1
Girl I know was dumped publicly by her boyfriend in his group therapy session at a drug rehab facility. He had an issue with cocaine. She said she just sat there and cried for the rest of the therapy session. Two weeks later they are back together again. I said WTF are you doing? She said "he deserves a second chance."
Posted on 3/7/16 at 12:41 pm to jimlsu1
Knew a guy at one dinner that told me 3 things in one night:
- dinosaurs didn't happen, earth isn't that old. He couldn't explain fossils though.
- government is controlling us with fluoride in the water supply
- his grandfather owned real slaves in Mississippi up until the 1960s (but he was realllll nice to them)
All in one dinner. I was getting so drunk and not arguing any of it. Just kept asking inquisitive questions like I believed it all. My wife was kicking me under the table the entire time.
- dinosaurs didn't happen, earth isn't that old. He couldn't explain fossils though.
- government is controlling us with fluoride in the water supply
- his grandfather owned real slaves in Mississippi up until the 1960s (but he was realllll nice to them)
All in one dinner. I was getting so drunk and not arguing any of it. Just kept asking inquisitive questions like I believed it all. My wife was kicking me under the table the entire time.
Posted on 3/8/16 at 1:07 am to OweO
"I voted for Obama."
Posted on 3/8/16 at 2:38 am to OweO
A bunch of guys were discussing which birth control methods we each used:
"Me and my gf just have sex so often that my body can't build up enough sperm to get her pregnant."
After his gf got pregnant a month later:
"It worked great for a month and a half."
"Me and my gf just have sex so often that my body can't build up enough sperm to get her pregnant."
After his gf got pregnant a month later:
"It worked great for a month and a half."
Posted on 3/8/16 at 2:42 am to Cruiserhog
quote:Who?
The 6000 years comes from early Christians trying to date the geneaology within a literal timeline.
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