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re: What is the dumbest thing a girl you dated said?
Posted on 12/15/14 at 7:34 pm to Topwater Trout
Posted on 12/15/14 at 7:34 pm to Topwater Trout
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I'm just thankful that someone removes their wings when they are born
think how big those wings would have to be to hold all that full grown buffalo weight?
P.S. are spider rolls made from real spiders?
This post was edited on 12/15/14 at 7:35 pm
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Posted on 12/15/14 at 7:36 pm to DollaChoppa
This thread is making me realize how perfect my ex is. I can't remember a single stupid thing she ever said, but I'm sure she said a couple of moderately stupid things. Everyone does.
Posted on 12/15/14 at 7:38 pm to SwaggerCopter
Kurt Cobain is the lead singer of Creed right?
Kenny Chesney is a better guitar player than this Eric Clapton.
Kenny Chesney is a better guitar player than this Eric Clapton.
This post was edited on 12/15/14 at 7:41 pm
Posted on 12/15/14 at 7:39 pm to DollaChoppa
"I think Drew Brees is the best football player ever."
and then
"Who is Ed Reed? How could he be the greatest football player if I never heard of him."
and then
"Who is Ed Reed? How could he be the greatest football player if I never heard of him."
Posted on 12/15/14 at 7:39 pm to NoHoTiger
quote:
think how big those wings would have to be to hold all that full grown buffalo weight?
Flap very hard...
Posted on 12/15/14 at 7:39 pm to DollaChoppa
"I'm not like other girls." -said every girl
Posted on 12/15/14 at 7:44 pm to DollaChoppa
1. I scored a 13 on my ACT.
2. I can tell you are a nice guy, you aren't the type to not call if I sleep with you.
3. Me: Blow me.
Her: I'm not that kind of girl.
Me: I have a condom...
Her: Let's do it.
2. I can tell you are a nice guy, you aren't the type to not call if I sleep with you.
3. Me: Blow me.
Her: I'm not that kind of girl.
Me: I have a condom...
Her: Let's do it.
Posted on 12/15/14 at 7:45 pm to Mizzoufan26
quote:
Lol.. ok bitch, I get to the best part and you think I'm going to ruin it and not enjoy those few seconds...
Posted on 12/15/14 at 7:45 pm to martiansgohome
Texted me that she needed some "IB profen."
Posted on 12/15/14 at 7:45 pm to DollaChoppa
"I don't like chicken fried steak because I don't know how I feel about brown chicken."
Posted on 12/15/14 at 7:46 pm to DollaChoppa
Had one call and ask me what the "ch" meant on her dashboard. I asked wtf she meant and she says.. "you know the needle that goes from "c" to "h". It's on C, is that bad?"
Posted on 12/15/14 at 7:46 pm to mahdragonz
"Hey! Don't I know you? I swear I've seen you before!"
- To a kid with Downs that she had never met before.
ETA: She also threw water balloons at homeless people. She was kind of a bitch.
- To a kid with Downs that she had never met before.
ETA: She also threw water balloons at homeless people. She was kind of a bitch.
This post was edited on 12/15/14 at 7:47 pm
Posted on 12/15/14 at 7:47 pm to DollaChoppa
Watching a Cowboys game (probably a tad older than many here) and she said:
"Why do they keep calling him 'our friend Herrera'?"
(Efren Herrera).
"Why do they keep calling him 'our friend Herrera'?"
(Efren Herrera).
Posted on 12/15/14 at 7:54 pm to 91TIGER
"You're an a-hole"
Posted on 12/15/14 at 7:56 pm to DollaChoppa
Music is overrated.
Posted on 12/15/14 at 7:59 pm to DollaChoppa
Had one that would text "bazaar" instead of "bizarre" thought she was doing it as a joke since she knew I took a lot of classes on the Middle East but I once used the correct spelling and she asked why I spelled it that way and I realized that I was wrong.
Posted on 12/15/14 at 8:01 pm to DollaChoppa
My wife once asked me "How do the geese got over the 6 foot wood fence?", when I pointed out some geese in our neighborhood and said they probably came from the pond in the neighborhood next to ours.
Posted on 12/15/14 at 8:05 pm to PatrickChewing
On a bus to a ski resort in Co., and the tour guide informs us that the area was hit hard with snow, and to watch out for snow slides(snow falling off roofs in the resort area), one of our groups wife chimes in and says, cool, snow slides.
Posted on 12/15/14 at 8:06 pm to DollaChoppa
At Houston's Minute Maid Park - why are there pumpkins in the back of the train!
Posted on 12/15/14 at 8:10 pm to DollaChoppa
Heard a girl say: "I was so scared, I was shaking like a leech on a tree!"
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