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re: What is the best dating/relationship advice that you ever received ?

Posted on 10/7/24 at 9:14 pm to
Posted by dhuck20
SCLSU Fan
Member since Oct 2012
22885 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 9:14 pm to
My dad on my Ex:
“That lady is going to make someone crazy one day. Don’t let it be you”

He was spot on.
Posted by TiptonInSC
Aiken, SC
Member since Dec 2012
21037 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 9:15 pm to
Life’s a bitch but you don’t have to marry one
Posted by DVinBR
Member since Jan 2013
15247 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 9:16 pm to
PIIHB
Posted by Hou_Lawyer
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2019
2167 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 9:19 pm to
Just as easy to marry a rich one as it is a poor one.
Posted by Bronson2017
Birmingham
Member since Feb 2019
2196 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 9:20 pm to
Listen to understand. Don’t listen to respond.
Posted by LSUTigerBand85
On the Edge
Member since Nov 2008
252 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 9:20 pm to
The one you date is not the one you marry. No one drives the car off the showroom floor.
Posted by dblwall
Member since Jul 2017
1094 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 9:25 pm to
Finally figured it out

Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
70525 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 9:26 pm to
Posted by foj1981
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2013
4175 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 9:28 pm to
My Uncle used to tell me that the one who wins an argument/fight in a relationship is the one that cares the least. I’ve lived that ever since, show zero emotion
Posted by Longhorn Actual
Member since Dec 2023
2870 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 9:33 pm to
quote:

He made it 3/4 the way across the road when he realized his tail wouldn’t quite clear the tire of a car he was crossing in front of.


Never mind relationship advice...just how big/long is this frickin' lizard?
Posted by BRich
Old Metairie
Member since Aug 2017
2742 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 9:39 pm to
Yeah, BS on that.

When I met my future wife (when we were both in high school) her mom was fat. Future wife most certainly was not.

42 years later, my M-I-L is still fat and my wife weighs about the same she did when we got married.

(wish I could say the same about weighing roughly the same)
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
9595 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 9:42 pm to
quote:

your girlfriend‘s mom is fat, that’s what your girlfriend will be later in life no matter what


My wife has broken that chain. My MIL wouldn’t take care of herself.
Posted by Shooter
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
8615 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 9:43 pm to
Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free!
Posted by Townedrunkard
Member since Jan 2019
13737 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 9:55 pm to
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If your girlfriend‘s mom is fat, that’s what your girlfriend will be later in life no matter what


With ozempic and those other shots, this advice is obsolete now…
Posted by jflsufan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
4997 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 9:55 pm to
quote:

What is the best dating/relationship advice that you ever received ?


My Uncle Sonny let me use his convertible for my first real date and gave me the below advice...

Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door. Then you walk around the back of the car and look through the rear window. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in: dump her.

I had a puzzled look on my face and he said the below...

Listen to me, kid. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast.



Posted by TBoy
Kalamazoo
Member since Dec 2007
27440 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 9:57 pm to
Tell her very early on, “Whatever happens, we have to promise to always treat each other well.” And live by it. It may not work out, but you must agree to always treat each other well.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
85220 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 9:58 pm to
I have an Uncle Sonny too. He’s the weirdest person in the entire extended family on either side. Like cult- follower weird.
Posted by BeachDude022
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Member since Dec 2006
36406 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 10:01 pm to
The blacker the berry the sweeter the juice.
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
32053 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 10:02 pm to
Had my heart broken by a woman named Tammy. But hoes gon' be hoes so I couldn't blame Tammy.
Posted by jflsufan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
4997 posts
Posted on 10/7/24 at 10:04 pm to
Beat me to it.
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