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Posted on 10/7/24 at 9:15 pm to Norway
Life’s a bitch but you don’t have to marry one
Posted on 10/7/24 at 9:19 pm to Norway
Just as easy to marry a rich one as it is a poor one.
Posted on 10/7/24 at 9:20 pm to Norway
Listen to understand. Don’t listen to respond.
Posted on 10/7/24 at 9:20 pm to Norway
The one you date is not the one you marry. No one drives the car off the showroom floor.
Posted on 10/7/24 at 9:28 pm to Norway
My Uncle used to tell me that the one who wins an argument/fight in a relationship is the one that cares the least. I’ve lived that ever since, show zero emotion
Posted on 10/7/24 at 9:33 pm to Passing Wind
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He made it 3/4 the way across the road when he realized his tail wouldn’t quite clear the tire of a car he was crossing in front of.
Never mind relationship advice...just how big/long is this frickin' lizard?

Posted on 10/7/24 at 9:39 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Yeah, BS on that.
When I met my future wife (when we were both in high school) her mom was fat. Future wife most certainly was not.
42 years later, my M-I-L is still fat and my wife weighs about the same she did when we got married.
(wish I could say the same about weighing roughly the same)
When I met my future wife (when we were both in high school) her mom was fat. Future wife most certainly was not.
42 years later, my M-I-L is still fat and my wife weighs about the same she did when we got married.
(wish I could say the same about weighing roughly the same)
Posted on 10/7/24 at 9:42 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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your girlfriend‘s mom is fat, that’s what your girlfriend will be later in life no matter what
My wife has broken that chain. My MIL wouldn’t take care of herself.
Posted on 10/7/24 at 9:43 pm to Norway
Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free!
Posted on 10/7/24 at 9:55 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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If your girlfriend‘s mom is fat, that’s what your girlfriend will be later in life no matter what
With ozempic and those other shots, this advice is obsolete now…
Posted on 10/7/24 at 9:55 pm to Norway
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What is the best dating/relationship advice that you ever received ?
My Uncle Sonny let me use his convertible for my first real date and gave me the below advice...
Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door. Then you walk around the back of the car and look through the rear window. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in: dump her.
I had a puzzled look on my face and he said the below...
Listen to me, kid. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast.
Posted on 10/7/24 at 9:57 pm to Norway
Tell her very early on, “Whatever happens, we have to promise to always treat each other well.” And live by it. It may not work out, but you must agree to always treat each other well.
Posted on 10/7/24 at 9:58 pm to jflsufan
I have an Uncle Sonny too. He’s the weirdest person in the entire extended family on either side. Like cult- follower weird.
Posted on 10/7/24 at 10:01 pm to Norway
The blacker the berry the sweeter the juice.
Posted on 10/7/24 at 10:02 pm to Norway
Had my heart broken by a woman named Tammy. But hoes gon' be hoes so I couldn't blame Tammy.
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