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re: What is the #1 GOAT achievement that humanity should present to the aliens?

Posted on 7/6/18 at 6:15 am to
Posted by Cowboyfan89
Member since Sep 2015
13057 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 6:15 am to
Probably ought to just keep it at sliced bread or the wheel. That way they think we are stupid and not a threat.

That, or they will think we are one of those super smart guys that can figure out nuclear physics, but not how to use a washing machine.
This post was edited on 7/6/18 at 6:17 am
Posted by dawgsjw
Member since Dec 2012
2114 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 6:18 am to
The most obvious answer is Jesus, an all time great invention by mankind.
Posted by someLSUdoosh
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2016
893 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 6:33 am to
quote:

Fleshlight


Shake weight
Posted by corndawg85
MS
Member since Oct 2013
860 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 7:02 am to
Twerking?

Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34771 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 7:04 am to
Taco Bell...
Posted by LoveThatMoney
Who knows where?
Member since Jan 2008
12784 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 7:08 am to
We'd show their kids the inside of one of our confinement camps while we shepherded the parents to a processing center for deportation.
Posted by Doctor Strangelove
Member since Feb 2018
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Posted on 7/6/18 at 7:16 am to
Kaitlin Jender
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 7/6/18 at 7:17 am to
porn
Posted by sportsaddit68
Hammond
Member since Sep 2008
6611 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 7:20 am to
quote:

Humans are asked to identify the most impressive thing they have done as a species.


We have sent two objects out of the Solar System and have visited all know planets in our SS by at least a probe.

What this means is we are trying to reach out and extend our presence in space, which puts us on some common ground with the Aliens.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74884 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 8:11 am to
That thing is a set back.
It can make any flavor except regular coke.
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
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Posted on 7/6/18 at 8:33 am to
Rishathra

And then we take em to cocktail hour.
Posted by fatboydave
Fat boy land
Member since Aug 2004
17979 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 8:35 am to
processed cheese
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO
Member since Apr 2014
3578 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 8:47 am to
Frito Pie
Posted by Barbellthor
Columbia
Member since Aug 2015
11582 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 8:56 am to
When we get a hot pocket that isn't both lava and ice, it'll be that.
Posted by Nomex0619
BR
Member since Dec 2016
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Posted on 7/6/18 at 9:12 am to
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This post was edited on 7/6/18 at 9:14 am
Posted by Nomex0619
BR
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Posted on 7/6/18 at 9:13 am to
Posted by Parmen
Member since Apr 2016
18317 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 11:44 pm to
quote:

Picture of trumps inauguration.


Melt lol
Posted by DArbonneDuke
D'Arbonne, LA
Member since Nov 2005
1462 posts
Posted on 7/7/18 at 12:53 am to
LSD
Posted by CornDogCologne
Mental Defective
Member since Nov 2007
8992 posts
Posted on 7/7/18 at 12:58 am to
I would sit down with our alien counterparts and discuss how they fuel their spaceships. If they could retrofit their crafts to fly on irrationality, I’ve got at least 150 million Americans I can sell them.
Posted by Skeezer
Member since Apr 2017
2296 posts
Posted on 7/7/18 at 6:28 am to
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