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re: What is something that you hide from your family?

Posted on 10/22/25 at 6:40 pm to
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
148231 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 6:40 pm to
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and luckily forgiving
oh and amen

You ain’t lying
Posted by clamdip
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Sep 2004
20566 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 6:42 pm to
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my wife doesn't have any idea how much we're worth, not that I try to hide it, she's just not interested in the details

Ditto.

An upside to this is she also has given a "money is tight" vibe to our kids. They think we're struggling financially until they get into high school and start putting 2 and 2 together.

Someone posted about having your own Dad stash of batteries. Now this is a good idea! Except that I'd forget where I hid them.

I bitched at my wife, a minimalist who will throw away precious things on a whim, for throwing away this little Italian .25 caliber handgun my aunt bought in the 50s and would up in my possession. Man I gave her shite.

Opened up a filing cabinet a couple of months ago looking for a document and damned if the gun wasn't where I'd hid it a few years ago.

To answer the question, I have a close couple of friends who I've known for 40 years. We share our shite and most of it is stuff we keep or shelter our family from. These relationships are good for men to have.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
58388 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 6:46 pm to
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What kinda inbred keeps m&ms in the fridge?
not sure

But I’m about to drop the kids off at taekwondo and I’m going to get some m&m’s to eat all by myself
Posted by Frog Hide
Member since Oct 2025
712 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 6:53 pm to
That I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72766 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 6:54 pm to
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Tigerdroppings
aka around my family that I’m “chatting online with my imaginary friends”.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
76417 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 7:04 pm to
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That I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.


Uh, who was the FIRST gunman on the grassy knoll?
Posted by I20goon
about 7mi down a dirt road
Member since Aug 2013
19167 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 7:05 pm to
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What is something that you hide from your family
my other family
Posted by beaverfever
Arkansas
Member since Jan 2008
35411 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 7:06 pm to
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Uh, who was the FIRST gunman on the grassy knoll?
Ted Cruz’s dad.
Posted by Lou Loomis
A pond. Ponds good for you.
Member since Mar 2025
1126 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 7:18 pm to
That I’m a high priced male escort. Strangely, one night my wife called for my services. Whore was trying to cheat on me!
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
54893 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 7:24 pm to
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What is something that you hide from your family?
well nothing now since I told them what they were looking for was not in my second nightstand drawer but they looked anyway.

I promise nothing I post here would shock my family. They know I post and dont even care to read it. Just ask for cliffs on weather and major events sometimes I am lazy and just send the link
Posted by Frog Hide
Member since Oct 2025
712 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 7:30 pm to
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Uh, who was the FIRST gunman on the grassy knoll?

Just a guess. You didn't win the spelling bee at school too many times, did you?
Posted by SlayTime
Member since Jan 2025
3738 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 7:32 pm to
Immediate family - nothing

Extended family - good bottles of wine.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138167 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 7:40 pm to
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What is something that you hide from your family?


I take personal trips alone and tell the family that they are work trips.

They complain about my lack of PTO based on my years in industry. I tell them that salary makes up for the lesser amount of PTO.

Shhhhhh
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
15793 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 7:42 pm to
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Is there a man on the planet who wants his family to see his internet search history?

shite man i delete mine every night before going to bed just in case.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
76417 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 7:43 pm to
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Just a guess. You didn't win the spelling bee at school too many times, did you?


Where is the misspelling in what you quoted, Mr. Webster?
Posted by Frog Hide
Member since Oct 2025
712 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 7:46 pm to
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Where is the misspelling in what you quoted, Mr. Webster?
That was a reference to your overall intelligence resources.

Not surprised it sailed over your head.
Posted by White Bear
AT WORK
Member since Jul 2014
17235 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 7:47 pm to
Damn.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
37604 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 7:55 pm to
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Mine is very tame but also I have weird thoughts and ideas the lead me to look shite up that would require explanation without context. I'd rather not explain why I felt the need to google condom distribution at public high schools in central Illinois for example. Makes perfect sense in the context of whatever discussion I was having, but in a vacuum...

Oh shite, guilty here.
It’s how I know I’m not being spied on, somebody would have said something by now.
But again like you say, mostly innocent but very random.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
76417 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 7:56 pm to
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That was a reference to your overall intelligence resources.




Let me help you here, moron. When you're going to make a joke about someone's OVERALL intelligence, maybe you shouldn't go with the specifics of a spelling bee in high school.

Not surprised that the least bit of, or ANY sort of nuance is beyond your level of humor.

Sleep well.
Posted by tgrfan87
Oswego, IL
Member since Nov 2010
507 posts
Posted on 10/22/25 at 9:30 pm to
My gummies.

My rat hole money.
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