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King Teal
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What Is It With Women Who Have Small, Impractical Dogs?
I think it is a sure sign of some mental issues, i.e., they aren't comfortable enough to be alone with themselves.

What is it with women who adore tiny, worthless dogs? I learned the hard way with girlfriends who treat their worthless toy dogs better than they would treat their children. Drove me insane, and gave me insight into their craziness earlier than women who don't carry them with them everywhere they go.

No, you're dog is not a "little diva LOL", she's a hideous rat-dog Chihuahua that stinks, barks at nothing incessantly, and sheds hair all over my house when you come to visit.

Who can honestly find companionship/joy from an animal whose practical purpose (if there ever was any) was bred out of it generations ago, leaving the shell of a working dog that does nothing but take shits and bark at me while I make passionate love to you behind closed doors?

I've had labs my whole life. Now, there's a dog worth giving your love to.

What does the OT think?

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thegreatboudini
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re: What Is It With Women Who Have Small, Impractical Dogs?
This sounded a lot better in your head.



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Recovered
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re: What Is It With Women Who Have Small, Impractical Dogs?
That's it's fricking dumb you spent time out of your life to compose that thought.


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OneMoreTime
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re: What Is It With Women Who Have Small, Impractical Dogs?
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I think it is a sure sign of some mental issues
This thread is a sure sign of some mental issues


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zmanthetigerfan
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re: What Is It With Women Who Have Small, Impractical Dogs?
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they aren't comfortable enough to be alone with themselves

What's wrong with wanting a dog for companionship? Not everyone wants to come home to an empty house all the time. I live alone and back when I was single my place would've felt much lonlier without her (Boxer/GSD mix).


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stout
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re: What Is It With Women Who Have Small, Impractical Dogs?
Teacup dogs are too small but an average sized Yorkie or something can be fun and convenient if you live in an apartment or something.


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Blue Velvet
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re: What Is It With Women Who Have Small, Impractical Dogs?
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I've had labs my whole life. Now, there's a dog worth giving your love to.
No.


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PairofDucks
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re: What Is It With Women Who Have Small, Impractical Dogs?
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What does the OT think?


Still would with Paris Hilton.


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cattus
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re: What Is It With Women Who Have Small, Impractical Dogs?
Preach.

Btw, which one of those half dozen phones in her hand do I have to call to book a night in Paris?


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337Tigah
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re: What Is It With Women Who Have Small, Impractical Dogs?
I definitely think you have some unresolved issues.


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jampat
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re: What Is It With Women Who Have Small, Impractical Dogs?
Better question is why does she have 4 damn cell phones. Geezus


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LSUBoo
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re: What Is It With Women Who Have Small, Impractical Dogs?
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What Is It With Women Who Have Small, Impractical Dogs?


What about men who have small impractical dogs?

Or how about people in general who have impractical dogs of any size?

Is your issue with the small part of the impractical part or the women part?

I'm betting it's the women part.


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TexasTiger1185
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re: What Is It With Women Who Have Small, Impractical Dogs?
If the dog makes them happy it isn't worthless.


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SG_Geaux
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re: What Is It With Women Who Have Small, Impractical Dogs?
Dumb thread is dumb.

The vast majority of people that have dogs have them only for companionship and for nothing practical.

I guarantee to you that most people that have dogs like labs for example, aren't using them for any practical reason.

You sound like a miserable person.


Huey Lewis
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re: What Is It With Women Who Have Small, Impractical Dogs?
I don't understand. Do you dislike the dogs because they're small, or because they're impractical?

If it was a small dog but practical as frick, like if it went to Sam's to do its grocery shopping and ate free samples for lunch while there, or if it only ever ordered water with lemon at restaurants and shit, would that be all right?

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Lou Pai
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re: What Is It With Women Who Have Small, Impractical Dogs?
I agree. This can't be stated enough really. It's a shame they basically bred a bunch of dogs into being glorified rodents.
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Aspercel
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re: What Is It With Women Who Have Small, Impractical Dogs?
Does my 60lb dog mean I'm not crazy?


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King Teal
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re: What Is It With Women Who Have Small, Impractical Dogs?
Thankfully there's still some gentlemen of the old breed to chime in with support.

The day that chihuahua jumps up on the table and orders me a lemon San Pellegrino is the day I apologize to the board.


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cssamerican
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re: What Is It With Women Who Have Small, Impractical Dogs?
Each his own...I don't want a pet that can physically hurt me if it goes bat shite crazy. I have been attack twice by friends lovable German Shepherds. I just had bruises and some broken skin in both cases but I could have been severely damaged if they weren't there to call them off immediately. One of them later attacked a women and she needed over 200 stitches and was hospitalized and the dog was put down. Why have a large dog if you aren't using it for some physical work?


Upperdecker
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re: What Is It With Women Who Have Small, Impractical Dogs?
Sounds like you're mad a woman liked her dog more than you


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