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What incident will take place in Tuscaloosa this weekend after Bama loses?

Posted on 11/6/15 at 1:38 pm
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51647 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 1:38 pm
Bama fans are known notoriously for causing incidents during or after games.


2012 - after laying wood all over LSU's chin in the BCSCG, they teabagged an LSU fan.




2014 - during the Sugar Bowl against Oklahoma, a female Rammer Jammered an innocent Oklahoma fan after being angered over her team's impending loss and the usual cheering typically seen at any sporting event for each team. Apparently she didn't know how to handle that.





2015 - After losing to Memphis's bitch little brother, the team's fan, donned in crimson and walking with his sister and their two young 6-toed and cross-eyed daughters, sucker-punched a fan of the victorious team, breaking his jaw in two places, causing him to go through surgery.






Stay safe this weekend, Tigers. Purebred humans are freakishly strong, violent, and predictably unpredictable when emotional. Keep an eye on your surroundings at all times and report any suspicious behavior to the nearest high school graduate.
Posted by joeking
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2015
392 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 1:39 pm to
saban's daughter will blow the first chair of the trumpet section.
Posted by BigDawg0420
Hamsterdam
Member since Apr 2010
7506 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 1:41 pm to
A lot of sister beatings
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26451 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 1:41 pm to
Poor gumps. If they would just stop with the incest.
Posted by patnuh
South LA
Member since Sep 2005
7442 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 1:41 pm to
In 2011, they pretty much took their ball and went home.
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
85640 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 1:42 pm to
Damn I missed the story from this year

That's so fricked up
Posted by Lee to Toliver
Member since Oct 2011
5840 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 1:42 pm to
No Harvey?
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51647 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 1:43 pm to
quote:

In 2011, they pretty much took their ball and went home.


No they didnt, patnuh.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70474 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 1:43 pm to
No mention of murders or killing trees?
Posted by patnuh
South LA
Member since Sep 2005
7442 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 1:44 pm to
quote:

TDsngumbo


You're right...I wasnt at a bar full of mostly LSU fans after the game.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135046 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 1:52 pm to
A gump will beat up his wife and they will get a divorce. They'll still see each other at family reunions but won't talk.
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 1:54 pm to
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
22346 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 1:55 pm to
quote:

What incident will take place in Tuscaloosa this weekend after Bama loses?


In a visceral show of hatred of their lives, they will start fornicating with people that aren't related to them.
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 1:57 pm to
a lot of this...



This post was edited on 11/6/15 at 1:59 pm
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20417 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 1:58 pm to
I came here to make fun of your thread but it was surprisingly well done.

Upvote for you.

I predict an uptick in domestic violence amongst the Gumps this weekend regardless of game outcome.
Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
40184 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 1:59 pm to
quote:

Damn I missed the story from this year

That's so fricked up


Just a good boy. dindu nuffin
Posted by PepaSpray
Adamantium Membership
Member since Aug 2012
11080 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 1:59 pm to
Hell would have frozen over.
Posted by trom83
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2013
4724 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 2:00 pm to
quote:

A lot of sister beatings


Couples may go back to being brother and sister
Posted by LSU8654722
Member since Apr 2014
1495 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 2:03 pm to
They'll blank the scoreboard before the game's over so no LSU fan can take a picture.

The men will cry.

The women will try to start fights.

A whole lot of Gump on Gump crime
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
32446 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 2:08 pm to
I'm not sure what will happen if they lose but if they win, a lot of sisters will be going down on their brothers.
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