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What incident will take place in Tuscaloosa this weekend after Bama loses?
Posted on 11/6/15 at 1:38 pm
Posted on 11/6/15 at 1:38 pm
Bama fans are known notoriously for causing incidents during or after games.
2012 - after laying wood all over LSU's chin in the BCSCG, they teabagged an LSU fan.
2014 - during the Sugar Bowl against Oklahoma, a female Rammer Jammered an innocent Oklahoma fan after being angered over her team's impending loss and the usual cheering typically seen at any sporting event for each team. Apparently she didn't know how to handle that.
2015 - After losing to Memphis's bitch little brother, the team's fan, donned in crimson and walking with his sister and their two young 6-toed and cross-eyed daughters, sucker-punched a fan of the victorious team, breaking his jaw in two places, causing him to go through surgery.
Stay safe this weekend, Tigers. Purebred humans are freakishly strong, violent, and predictably unpredictable when emotional. Keep an eye on your surroundings at all times and report any suspicious behavior to the nearest high school graduate.
2012 - after laying wood all over LSU's chin in the BCSCG, they teabagged an LSU fan.
2014 - during the Sugar Bowl against Oklahoma, a female Rammer Jammered an innocent Oklahoma fan after being angered over her team's impending loss and the usual cheering typically seen at any sporting event for each team. Apparently she didn't know how to handle that.
2015 - After losing to Memphis's bitch little brother, the team's fan, donned in crimson and walking with his sister and their two young 6-toed and cross-eyed daughters, sucker-punched a fan of the victorious team, breaking his jaw in two places, causing him to go through surgery.
Stay safe this weekend, Tigers. Purebred humans are freakishly strong, violent, and predictably unpredictable when emotional. Keep an eye on your surroundings at all times and report any suspicious behavior to the nearest high school graduate.
Posted on 11/6/15 at 1:39 pm to TDsngumbo
saban's daughter will blow the first chair of the trumpet section.
Posted on 11/6/15 at 1:41 pm to TDsngumbo
Poor gumps. If they would just stop with the incest.
Posted on 11/6/15 at 1:41 pm to TDsngumbo
In 2011, they pretty much took their ball and went home.
Posted on 11/6/15 at 1:42 pm to TDsngumbo
Damn I missed the story from this year
That's so fricked up
That's so fricked up
Posted on 11/6/15 at 1:43 pm to patnuh
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In 2011, they pretty much took their ball and went home.
No they didnt, patnuh.
Posted on 11/6/15 at 1:43 pm to TDsngumbo
No mention of murders or killing trees?
Posted on 11/6/15 at 1:44 pm to TDsngumbo
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TDsngumbo
You're right...I wasnt at a bar full of mostly LSU fans after the game.
Posted on 11/6/15 at 1:52 pm to TDsngumbo
A gump will beat up his wife and they will get a divorce. They'll still see each other at family reunions but won't talk.
Posted on 11/6/15 at 1:55 pm to TDsngumbo
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What incident will take place in Tuscaloosa this weekend after Bama loses?
In a visceral show of hatred of their lives, they will start fornicating with people that aren't related to them.
Posted on 11/6/15 at 1:57 pm to TDsngumbo
a lot of this...


This post was edited on 11/6/15 at 1:59 pm
Posted on 11/6/15 at 1:58 pm to TDsngumbo
I came here to make fun of your thread but it was surprisingly well done.
Upvote for you.
I predict an uptick in domestic violence amongst the Gumps this weekend regardless of game outcome.
Upvote for you.
I predict an uptick in domestic violence amongst the Gumps this weekend regardless of game outcome.
Posted on 11/6/15 at 1:59 pm to Paige
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Damn I missed the story from this year
That's so fricked up
Just a good boy. dindu nuffin
Posted on 11/6/15 at 1:59 pm to TDsngumbo
Hell would have frozen over.
Posted on 11/6/15 at 2:00 pm to BigDawg0420
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A lot of sister beatings
Couples may go back to being brother and sister
Posted on 11/6/15 at 2:03 pm to TDsngumbo
They'll blank the scoreboard before the game's over so no LSU fan can take a picture.
The men will cry.
The women will try to start fights.
A whole lot of Gump on Gump crime
The men will cry.
The women will try to start fights.
A whole lot of Gump on Gump crime
Posted on 11/6/15 at 2:08 pm to TDsngumbo
I'm not sure what will happen if they lose but if they win, a lot of sisters will be going down on their brothers.
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