re: What have you destroyed to kill a snake/rodent?

I used a shotgun on one that was coiled around a palm tree. That tree went in pieces. Neighbor came running out of her houses saying what was that noise. I said I was wondering the same thing. We both looked in the woods for a minute and then I went inside.

My brother shot a copperhead with a .410. Problem was it was in my moms bedroom against some bifold doors. Carpet, doors, drywall all had to be replaced.

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What have you destroyed to kill a snake/rodent?

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I was in high school and had just picked up a bag of tacos for dinner. I came in through the front door, and walked into the garage to take my shoes off when out of the corner of my eye I saw a decent sized copperhead coiled up about 3 feet away from my feet. I damn near dropped my tacos, dropped a hard "goddamnit" and yelled out for my dad, like a bitch, and told him to take care of it. So, you could say i destroyed my self-worth crying out for my daddy, but i don't play with no snakes.

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I used to make mustard gas with ammonia and bleach and send it through the walls to kill the rats

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perfectly logical thing to do if you're out of napalm

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herpetology

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Expert on herpes eh?

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So, you could say i destroyed my self-worth crying out for my daddy, but i don't play with no snakes.

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No judgement here, man. I completely understand!

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When I was a kid, a neighbor brought me fishing on his boat. We went to the Basin. A cottonmouth got in the boat.
He pulled out his pistol and put 6 holes in the boat.

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Similar story. I used to work at the launch at Black Bayou back in the early 90's. That place was a kick arse lake for fishing North of Monroe. We rented out boats, motors, paddles, and had all kinds of stuff in the marina. During the Spring, we would get a very diverse blend of people coming out to fish. The most diverse was some black dudes that were pretty much known to be drug dealers. It was usually 4 of them and they drove a black Mercedes sedan with at least 20 cane poles hanging out of it every time they would show up. They always rented a boat, paddles, cushions, and life jackets that they wore within 10' of water since none of them could swim. Well one day they went fishing and about an hour after they left I am helping another customer outside when I hear like 5 gunshots. 30 minutes later I see 4 brothers in life jackets paddling like they are trying out for the Olympics heading back to the launch. By the time they get within eyesight I can see the boat is almost full of water and all their shite is floating. I am laughing my arse off at this point and I am like WTF, and they said a gator swam under the boat and the dude in the front pulled out his pistol and shot 5 holes in the bottom of it.

Nothing, because I’m not a pussy and not afraid of snakes and mice.






Fuq a roach though. I’ll burn down the house for one of those bitches.