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re: What does DJ Khaled do exactly?
Posted on 5/19/19 at 11:17 am to EyeTwentyNole
Posted on 5/19/19 at 11:17 am to EyeTwentyNole
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Actual music went extinct bout 20 years ago
Nonsense
Posted on 5/19/19 at 11:19 am to USMEagles
Pretty sweet melt/rant here.
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He is a spokesman for Viagra. It is almost 50% effective for him, which is pretty remarkable given that he's supermorbidly obese and survived a botched circumcision. (The imam mistook him for a female and used an incorrect, overly aggressive circumcision tool. When told that DJ Khaled was simply a male with micropenis, the imam expressed his regret before Allah and resolved to donate 1,000 figs to a Muslim charity in penance.)
Posted on 5/19/19 at 12:20 pm to BeachDude022
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What does DJ Khaled do exactly?
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DJ
Posted on 5/19/19 at 12:24 pm to BeachDude022
That first musical performance was almost like a parody. Yo khalid, STFU.
At least on the second one he let Sza and John legend sing instead of yelling over them the whole time. DJ Khalid may be a great producer, I don’t know, but he was useless AF last night for those performances.
At least on the second one he let Sza and John legend sing instead of yelling over them the whole time. DJ Khalid may be a great producer, I don’t know, but he was useless AF last night for those performances.
Posted on 5/19/19 at 12:28 pm to tigerpimpbot
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Yo khalid
quote:Khalid and DJ Khaled are two different people
DJ Khalid
Posted on 5/19/19 at 12:28 pm to BeachDude022

He wrote a best seller
Posted on 5/19/19 at 12:47 pm to Oilfieldbiology
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Queen Elizabeth II.quote:
Is she a plumber?
Spoilers, dude.
This post was edited on 5/19/19 at 12:48 pm
Posted on 5/19/19 at 1:04 pm to Relham10
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He fricks hoes
Doubtful. He's married to an ugly woman
whom he refuses to go down on, says he's the king and she should give without expecting reciprocation.


Posted on 5/19/19 at 1:09 pm to georgia
quote:and another one!!!
he's the king
Posted on 5/19/19 at 1:13 pm to crazy4lsu
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He has a pretty sweet life.
There’s a white, one-legged busboy in here right now…
Posted on 5/19/19 at 1:14 pm to tigerpimpbot
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DJ Khalid may be a great producer, I don’t know, but he was useless AF last night for those performances.
I don't know, I can see the utility in making millions off yelling my own name and occasionally mixing in We The Best or Another One for variety.
He saw Lil Jon make money and thought "I can yell three or four catchphrases over my beats too!" I give him credit for that.
Posted on 5/19/19 at 3:54 pm to TigerMan327
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He’s a dj. He produces beats/music. He’s not a singer.
Nah, he dropped an album about a decade or so ago.
Posted on 5/19/19 at 3:58 pm to Relham10
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Hes married to an ugly woman
I like her. Tall and stacked, with a pretty smile.
Posted on 5/19/19 at 4:51 pm to BeachDude022
He's a rap producer. Even if you're old, you should know what that is.
Though on SNL he just took a Puff Daddy beat and an Outkast beat. So yeah last night he did nothing but say "yeah".
Eta, realized Puff Daddy is more talented as he made the beats and rapped on them and started the saying "yeah" on everyone's music back in 1992 with Craig Mack.
Though on SNL he just took a Puff Daddy beat and an Outkast beat. So yeah last night he did nothing but say "yeah".
Eta, realized Puff Daddy is more talented as he made the beats and rapped on them and started the saying "yeah" on everyone's music back in 1992 with Craig Mack.
This post was edited on 5/19/19 at 4:57 pm
Posted on 5/19/19 at 4:56 pm to castorinho
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Khalid and DJ Khaled are two different people
Like Lebron and Labron on the msb?

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