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re: What does DJ Khaled do exactly?

Posted on 5/19/19 at 11:17 am to
Posted by Powerman
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Posted on 5/19/19 at 11:17 am to
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Actual music went extinct bout 20 years ago


Nonsense
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 5/19/19 at 11:19 am to
Pretty sweet melt/rant here.
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He is a spokesman for Viagra. It is almost 50% effective for him, which is pretty remarkable given that he's supermorbidly obese and survived a botched circumcision. (The imam mistook him for a female and used an incorrect, overly aggressive circumcision tool. When told that DJ Khaled was simply a male with micropenis, the imam expressed his regret before Allah and resolved to donate 1,000 figs to a Muslim charity in penance.)
Posted by arkyhawk
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Posted on 5/19/19 at 12:20 pm to
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What does DJ Khaled do exactly?


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DJ
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Posted on 5/19/19 at 12:24 pm to
That first musical performance was almost like a parody. Yo khalid, STFU.

At least on the second one he let Sza and John legend sing instead of yelling over them the whole time. DJ Khalid may be a great producer, I don’t know, but he was useless AF last night for those performances.
Posted by castorinho
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Posted on 5/19/19 at 12:28 pm to
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Yo khalid
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DJ Khalid
Khalid and DJ Khaled are two different people
Posted by PetroBabich
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Posted on 5/19/19 at 12:28 pm to


He wrote a best seller
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
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Posted on 5/19/19 at 12:47 pm to
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Queen Elizabeth II.
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Is she a plumber?



Spoilers, dude.
This post was edited on 5/19/19 at 12:48 pm
Posted by georgia
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Posted on 5/19/19 at 1:04 pm to
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He fricks hoes


Doubtful. He's married to an ugly woman


whom he refuses to go down on, says he's the king and she should give without expecting reciprocation.
Posted by Rouge
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Posted on 5/19/19 at 1:09 pm to
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he's the king
and another one!!!
Posted by Gabriel Susan Lewis
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Posted on 5/19/19 at 1:13 pm to
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He has a pretty sweet life.


There’s a white, one-legged busboy in here right now…
Posted by Rep520
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Posted on 5/19/19 at 1:14 pm to
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DJ Khalid may be a great producer, I don’t know, but he was useless AF last night for those performances.


I don't know, I can see the utility in making millions off yelling my own name and occasionally mixing in We The Best or Another One for variety.

He saw Lil Jon make money and thought "I can yell three or four catchphrases over my beats too!" I give him credit for that.
Posted by Korin
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Posted on 5/19/19 at 3:54 pm to
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He’s a dj. He produces beats/music. He’s not a singer.

Nah, he dropped an album about a decade or so ago.
Posted by USMEagles
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Posted on 5/19/19 at 3:58 pm to
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Hes married to an ugly woman


I like her. Tall and stacked, with a pretty smile.
Posted by Napoleon
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Posted on 5/19/19 at 4:51 pm to
He's a rap producer. Even if you're old, you should know what that is.
Though on SNL he just took a Puff Daddy beat and an Outkast beat. So yeah last night he did nothing but say "yeah".


Eta, realized Puff Daddy is more talented as he made the beats and rapped on them and started the saying "yeah" on everyone's music back in 1992 with Craig Mack.
This post was edited on 5/19/19 at 4:57 pm
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Posted on 5/19/19 at 4:56 pm to
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Khalid and DJ Khaled are two different people


Like Lebron and Labron on the msb?
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