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What do you if you're jealous of a dude?
Posted on 8/6/17 at 11:05 pm
Posted on 8/6/17 at 11:05 pm
I know I guy I hate, and I figured out why. He's tall, smart, athletic, kind of rich, good looking, funny and other people seem to like him. Basically, he makes me feel like crap in comparison.
My strategy is avoid him and talk just a little bad about him. Thoughts? And please avoid being self-righteous. We are all jealous of someone.
My strategy is avoid him and talk just a little bad about him. Thoughts? And please avoid being self-righteous. We are all jealous of someone.
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Posted on 8/6/17 at 11:06 pm to TigersHeisman225
Get good, scrub
Posted on 8/6/17 at 11:06 pm to TigersHeisman225
Just jerk him off and you'll feel better
Posted on 8/6/17 at 11:07 pm to TigersHeisman225
Offer to have his babies or something. You'll feel better.
Posted on 8/6/17 at 11:08 pm to TigersHeisman225
quote:
He's tall, smart, athletic, kind of rich, good looking, funny and other people seem to like him. Basically, he makes me feel like crap in comparison.
The answer is obvious. Just ask him out for coffee and then flirt with him a little. See if he wants to come watch Netflix with you.
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quote:
My strategy is avoid him and talk just a little bad about him.
You have to be a woman
This post was edited on 8/6/17 at 11:14 pm
Posted on 8/6/17 at 11:09 pm to TigersHeisman225
frickin Jake Ryan
Posted on 8/6/17 at 11:10 pm to TigersHeisman225
Ok.
Posted on 8/6/17 at 11:12 pm to TigersHeisman225
Come out the closet
Posted on 8/6/17 at 11:12 pm to TigersHeisman225
This is the first of several conversations that will eventually lead to disappointing your father.
Posted on 8/6/17 at 11:14 pm to TigersHeisman225
quote:
I know I guy I hate, and I figured out why.
He's tall,
smart,
athletic,
kind of rich,
good looking,
funny
and other people seem to like him.
quote:You're not very good at this strategy.
My strategy is....(to) talk just a little bad about him.
PS: I forgive you for your jealousy.
Posted on 8/6/17 at 11:14 pm to TigersHeisman225
You've absolutely come to the right place
Posted on 8/6/17 at 11:18 pm to TigersHeisman225
somewhere that guy is complaining about the ugly,poor and boring guy that hates him
Posted on 8/6/17 at 11:19 pm to TigersHeisman225
Ask him if he'd like a blowjob
Posted on 8/6/17 at 11:19 pm to TigersHeisman225
What you've got to do is cut the hamstring on the back of his leg right at the bottom. He'll never play golf again, because his weight displacement goes back, all his weight is on his right foot, and he'll push everything off to the right. He'll never come through on anything. He'll quit the game.
Posted on 8/6/17 at 11:19 pm to TigersHeisman225
accept that he's better. That kind of sucks, but you're probably better than I am. It's easier if you can accept it.
Posted on 8/6/17 at 11:21 pm to Walt OReilly
quote:
Ask him if he'd like a blowjob
At this point it'd be rude not to.
Posted on 8/6/17 at 11:29 pm to TigersHeisman225
quote:
He's tall, smart, athletic, kind of rich, good looking, funny and other people seem to like him. Basically, he makes me feel like crap in comparison.
This could be any one of us OTers. You are obviously not one of us. Piss off.
Posted on 8/6/17 at 11:36 pm to TigersHeisman225
Sorry I throat fricked your high school crush. Would take it back if I could baw.
Posted on 8/6/17 at 11:37 pm to TigersHeisman225
Posted on 8/6/17 at 11:39 pm to TigersHeisman225
Have sex with his sister
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