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re: What do you do first 24 hours of zombie apocalypse?

Posted on 7/7/25 at 7:19 pm to
Posted by Bayou_Tiger_225
Third Earth
Member since Mar 2016
12370 posts
Posted on 7/7/25 at 7:19 pm to
Get black out drunk and launch myself off the Leeville bridge to free bird
This post was edited on 7/7/25 at 7:21 pm
Posted by HooDooWitch
TD Bronze member
Member since Sep 2009
11109 posts
Posted on 7/7/25 at 7:25 pm to
I'm heading to the marina two miles from my house, stealing that sweet Formosa Spindrift and sail to Dauphin Island. Me Treehorn and some Baws can hold the bridge!
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
57623 posts
Posted on 7/7/25 at 7:37 pm to
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Head to Dauphin Island, AL, blow the bridge and take my chances.


For me, it's Mackinac Island.

It's going to be a trek to get there, but once there... there are well-maintained fortifications surrounding a large enough compound for plenty of growing your own food in a sheltered area. There's no bridge to need to blow up and it's far enough away from the mainland to not attract zombie attention. There's also large game on the two nearby islands.
Posted by Kayakndan74
NE AL
Member since Nov 2021
448 posts
Posted on 7/7/25 at 7:48 pm to
If you ate contaminated food your prepping would be for naught.
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27891 posts
Posted on 7/7/25 at 9:06 pm to
Read the great zombie manifesto
Posted by Demonbengal
Ruston
Member since May 2015
4547 posts
Posted on 7/7/25 at 9:45 pm to
Go to one of those Caribbean islands without people with the swimming pigs. Between pigs and seafood I’d be good to go.
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12516 posts
Posted on 7/7/25 at 10:42 pm to
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quote: Or can it be pulled from the archives for the rest of us to read?

No, because Chicken is a fricking douche and let it get deleted.

I chuckled. Also, what was the reasoning for deleting old legendary threads?
Posted by VooDude
Member since Aug 2017
2121 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 1:41 am to
Pick up sailing. That or steal a seaworthy yacht that can be operated by one person.
Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
24717 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 3:20 am to
Stock up at the nearest junkyard and prepare to make that my home base.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
16261 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 3:57 am to
Drive to my decommissioned nuclear missile silo and shite post on TD until the starlink goes out.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68438 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 4:35 am to
quote:

What do you do first 24 hours of zombie apocalypse?

Run out of ammo
Posted by TideWarrior
Asheville/Chapel Hill NC
Member since Sep 2009
12678 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 6:50 am to
New neighbor has a hot young wife.
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
11268 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 6:54 am to
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Hunker down at the closest Bucc ees.


Lots of beef jerky and snacks. Not sure how long that would last you. Then you have to protect it otherwise you are sharing it giving it the other survivors. Hopefully, they also have a diesel generator and fresh fuel shipment to last a while.
Posted by brmark70816
Atlanta, GA
Member since Feb 2011
11104 posts
Posted on 7/8/25 at 7:26 am to
I would barricade my home and shelter in place for about a month. At that point, most of the hysteria will have died out and people will have migrated out of my area. Then I would slowly venture out to scout the area to secure additional supplies. I have a vitamin shoppe near me, and I can survive off protein powder and supplements for a couple of months (looters won't value what they have). After 3-6 months, the zombie threat will be eliminated (starve and element exposure), then the rebuild will begin..
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