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What do I do about my neighbor?
Posted on 6/6/21 at 10:34 am
Posted on 6/6/21 at 10:34 am
So I have this loudmouth couple living across the street from us, up the road a house or two. He's obnoxious, a drunk, his wife is annoying as frick, and their arguments get, um, 'interesting' sometimes. I'm wholly convinced he beats her.
We have a new house being built next door to us. My daughter (15 and no pics) was out with two of her friends and went into the new construction. I was sitting out on the front porch (out of neighbor's view), knew they were in there checking it out, and was confident they aren't the type of girls to just frick shite up for the fun of it.
Next thing I know, Johnny Law comes rolling down the street, parks in front of the neighbor's house (he and his wife were outside drinking beers and listening to shite Nickelback-esque music), and I hear the dude telling the cops about the girls inside the house.
I call my daughter, tell them to get the frick out of the house through the back door and back to our house. Cops rip into the new driveway, jump out of the vehicle, and literally RUN into the house to catch the kids. Of course, they were gone.
Cops go back over to the neighbor and I can hear him telling them how "fricked up it is that they're in there and that someone is going to buy that house and they shouldn't be in there ruining it". Cops come to my house and I, as vaguely as possible, confirm I have a daughter. Wouldn't confirm anything else to them. Warned me of criminal trespass, blah, blah, blah, and left.
I've never talked to this neighbor before, mostly because just hearing him from a distance I know he's an insufferable douchebag. Do I walk over there and tell him to come to me if he has a problem with something my kid does? Tell him he's more than welcome to say something to my daughter? Remind him how un-neighborly it is to call the cops on a fricking 15yo girl?
My daughter was in the wrong but I can't think of a more BITCH move than calling the fricking law on them. I'm really afraid this motherfricker will say something that irks me if I go over there and I'll have to unload on him. REALLY don't need that to happen.
We have a new house being built next door to us. My daughter (15 and no pics) was out with two of her friends and went into the new construction. I was sitting out on the front porch (out of neighbor's view), knew they were in there checking it out, and was confident they aren't the type of girls to just frick shite up for the fun of it.
Next thing I know, Johnny Law comes rolling down the street, parks in front of the neighbor's house (he and his wife were outside drinking beers and listening to shite Nickelback-esque music), and I hear the dude telling the cops about the girls inside the house.
I call my daughter, tell them to get the frick out of the house through the back door and back to our house. Cops rip into the new driveway, jump out of the vehicle, and literally RUN into the house to catch the kids. Of course, they were gone.
Cops go back over to the neighbor and I can hear him telling them how "fricked up it is that they're in there and that someone is going to buy that house and they shouldn't be in there ruining it". Cops come to my house and I, as vaguely as possible, confirm I have a daughter. Wouldn't confirm anything else to them. Warned me of criminal trespass, blah, blah, blah, and left.
I've never talked to this neighbor before, mostly because just hearing him from a distance I know he's an insufferable douchebag. Do I walk over there and tell him to come to me if he has a problem with something my kid does? Tell him he's more than welcome to say something to my daughter? Remind him how un-neighborly it is to call the cops on a fricking 15yo girl?
My daughter was in the wrong but I can't think of a more BITCH move than calling the fricking law on them. I'm really afraid this motherfricker will say something that irks me if I go over there and I'll have to unload on him. REALLY don't need that to happen.
Posted on 6/6/21 at 10:35 am to mmmmmbeeer
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This post was edited on 11/15/21 at 1:57 pm
Posted on 6/6/21 at 10:36 am to mmmmmbeeer
Just tell them you’re building the house. How the frick would they know?
Posted on 6/6/21 at 10:37 am to mmmmmbeeer
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he and his wife were outside drinking beers and listening to shite Nickelback-esque music
Was it kryptonite by 3 doors down?
This post was edited on 6/6/21 at 10:39 am
Posted on 6/6/21 at 10:37 am to mmmmmbeeer
Didn’t read all that shite but frick his wife and steal his dog are two things that immediately come to mind.
Maybe put Aggie decals on his ride for the trifecta?
Maybe put Aggie decals on his ride for the trifecta?
Posted on 6/6/21 at 10:37 am to mmmmmbeeer
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I'm really afraid this motherfricker will say something that irks me if I go over there and I'll have to unload on him. REALLY don't need that to happen.
You aren’t going to do Jack shite
Posted on 6/6/21 at 10:38 am to mmmmmbeeer
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He's obnoxious, a drunk, his wife is annoying as frick,
At least he doesn't let his kids trespass on people's property.
Posted on 6/6/21 at 10:38 am to mmmmmbeeer
I'd be a dick and start calling the cops every time they violate the law. You tried to be nice, but he threw the first stone.
Posted on 6/6/21 at 10:38 am to mmmmmbeeer
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So I have this loudmouth couple living across the street from us, up the road a house or two.
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We have a new house being built next door to us. My daughter (15 and no pics) was out with two of her friends and went into the new construction.
I didn't know they built trailers on site in phases
Posted on 6/6/21 at 10:38 am to mmmmmbeeer
quote:15yo is a great time to convey to your daughter that violating the law is okay as long as you run and hide afterwards….. have fun raising that mixed bastard grandchild in a couple years
My daughter (15 and no pics) was out with two of her friends and went into the new construction. I was sitting out on the front porch (out of neighbor's view), knew they were in there checking it out,
Posted on 6/6/21 at 10:39 am to mmmmmbeeer
Wow life in the trailer parks is wild
Not sure what you should do
Not sure what you should do
Posted on 6/6/21 at 10:39 am to mmmmmbeeer
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Tell him he's more than welcome to say something to my daughter?
Probably not this option.
Posted on 6/6/21 at 10:39 am to mmmmmbeeer
10 years from now this story will end with you referring to your neighbor as son in law.
Posted on 6/6/21 at 10:39 am to mmmmmbeeer
So you tell your kids to go trespassing on others property and everyone else is in the wrong?
Typical prog
And from seeing you post from a distance we can all tell what a bitch-made manlet you are.
You aren’t even a baw, you’re a bew.
Typical prog
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mostly because just hearing him from a distance I know he's an insufferable douchebag.
And from seeing you post from a distance we can all tell what a bitch-made manlet you are.
You aren’t even a baw, you’re a bew.
This post was edited on 6/6/21 at 10:43 am
Posted on 6/6/21 at 10:39 am to mmmmmbeeer
That is the best and worst gif I have ever seen.
Posted on 6/6/21 at 10:40 am to tgrbaitn08
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You aren’t going to do Jack shite
Nah, I won't fight. I'm big enough he'll know better. I'm talking about unloading about him beating his fricking wife, his shite taste in music, and general trashiness. The kind of chat you don't want to have with a neighbor.
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