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re: What did you steal for your mother, for Mother’s Day?

Posted on 5/12/26 at 1:00 pm to
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
29622 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 1:00 pm to
I took mine out to eat, then when the bill came I got my sister to say her food wasn't cooked right so we could get a free meal.

Suckers

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Posted by Tridentds
Sugar Land
Member since Aug 2011
23957 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 1:05 pm to
Guarantee you daughter parked right in front in handicapped spot.
Posted by slidingstop
Member since Jan 2025
2305 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 1:16 pm to
and the police will ask for help identifying this fat disgusting piece of shite despite the fact that they have her picture and can trace Mom's IP address through the phone.

Posted by duckblind56
South of Ellick
Member since Sep 2023
5352 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 2:26 pm to
And mom is proud of it.

"you know that's right...cackle, cackle, cackle"
Posted by This GUN for HIRE
Member since May 2022
6083 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 2:41 pm to
quote:

The Flintstones - Netflix version

Posted by Broken Arrow
Member since Dec 2007
8433 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 2:59 pm to
Color me shocked?
Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
10777 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 3:01 pm to
They should have given her short fat arse diet pills.
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
40817 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 4:45 pm to
Technically a ballon my kids gave my wife with her bundle first thing in the morning. I met my mom for lunch and snagged the balloon to add to her card and chocolates.

I mean… I did buy it all.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
72490 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 8:15 pm to
Not sure how she actually "stole" any of these items since Sephora tends to keep only testers on the shelves.
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
20318 posts
Posted on 5/12/26 at 9:01 pm to
quote:

Not sure how she actually "stole" any of these items since Sephora tends to keep only testers on the shelves.


Not in the one I’ve bought gifts in. But we’re in a racially homogenous area with virtually zero crime

Maybe she went “uptown” to a different store
Posted by Mr. Misanthrope
Cloud 8
Member since Nov 2012
6434 posts
Posted on 5/13/26 at 2:10 am to
quote:

How can people be "poor" and be so fricking fat
I believe the approved narrative is they’re too poor to afford healthy food.

An unapproved narrative is that feeding a small family McDonald’s, Burger King, Dunkin Donuts, and Dominoe’s Pizza for a few days is possibly worth a week’s worth of more nutritious and healthy groceries.

This counter-argument, like the discouraging word of Home on the Range fame, is seldom heard.
Posted by jnethe1
Pearland
Member since Dec 2012
17862 posts
Posted on 5/13/26 at 2:37 am to
When stores raise prices, I hope people remember these moments. They aren’t going to be able to eat these costs associated with stolen merchandise. They have to pass that along to the rest of us. Which means we will pay more.
Posted by holdmuh keystonelite
Member since Oct 2020
4661 posts
Posted on 5/13/26 at 5:45 am to
quote:

When stores raise prices, I hope people remember these moments. They aren’t going to be able to eat these costs associated with stolen merchandise. They have to pass that along to the rest of us. Which means we will pay more.


Exactly. Surprisingly not enough people understand this.
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