re: What Did You Believe As A Kid That Is Not True**

When I was around 12 years old, I thought that MidSouth Wrestling and the Junk Yard Dog was reality Television. I stayed up all night to watch midnight shows. When my stepfather told me it was fake, I did not believe him.

When I was young, I thought for a few days, that life was not real but an imaginary dream.

I used to believe BigFoot existed.

I used to believe that the NFL was fixed.

I used to believe my mom was pregnant when in reality, she was overweight due to diet.

I used to believe that only people who smoke got cancer.

I used to believe that if you put money in the bank, that the bank would use the money and you would lose value on the money.

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That black women had chocolate milk in their tits

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My granddad told us the brown cow made chocolate milk, same thing .

I once asked my mom for a $5 bill. I then left the room, cut in half and returned to show her the now "$10" I had. She was not very happy with me.

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I use to think everyone who worked at a bank was really rich.

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hair would grow in the palm of my right hand if I jerked off. I'm 72 and still waiting for it to sprout.

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hair would grow in the palm of my right hand if I jerked off. I'm 72 and still waiting for it to sprout.

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Do you still jerk off the same as you did at 15?

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That America wasn't a great country and was evil. I grew up in a communist country.

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I use to think America was the good country and Russia was the bad country. Like on GI Joe, Russia was the Cobras.

I thought all old people had second homes, nice cars, etc. because my grandparents did.

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Rape was done only in the butt

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I did think doggyatyle meant anal sex until about 10.

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That the Saints would suck forever.

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Have a seat. I've got some bad news for you.