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re: What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?

Posted on 12/26/16 at 6:18 pm to
Posted by Whoopdedo_LSU
This is where I parked my car
Member since Oct 2015
1091 posts
Posted on 12/26/16 at 6:18 pm to
I went back and read it because of your post. Bastard
Posted by ehidal1
Chief Boot Knocka
Member since Dec 2007
37337 posts
Posted on 12/26/16 at 6:19 pm to
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That's a girlfriend eager to please. My wife would never sacrifice like that for me.

Preach
Posted by Oyster
North Shore
Member since Feb 2009
10226 posts
Posted on 12/26/16 at 6:23 pm to
I saw a radiograph of some guy with a power ranger toy stuck in his rectum.

I saw a patient that had a chunk bitten out of her cervix by her boyfriend's pet snake.
This post was edited on 12/26/16 at 6:25 pm
Posted by ehidal1
Chief Boot Knocka
Member since Dec 2007
37337 posts
Posted on 12/26/16 at 6:24 pm to
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Vagina


quote:

USB ADAPTER


fricking aliens are among us and they are stealing data and downloading thru their cooters
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
49201 posts
Posted on 12/26/16 at 6:26 pm to
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What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?


Your mom's tongue.
Posted by BHM
Member since Jun 2012
4108 posts
Posted on 12/26/16 at 6:34 pm to
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“ICE PICK IN RECTUM TO PUSH HEMORRHOIDS BACK IN” 




Freaking man right there!



Posted by TrapperJohn
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2007
12333 posts
Posted on 12/26/16 at 6:50 pm to
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Rectum


quote:

BOWLING PIN


Dayum
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112944 posts
Posted on 12/26/16 at 10:25 pm to
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That's a girlfriend eager to please. My wife would never sacrifice like that for me.

You read some of those and I think, man I'd never want a girl that puts her own hairbrush in her arse.

Then you approach it from a different angle and think, but man imagine all the other stuff she would do that you did like.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
197914 posts
Posted on 12/26/16 at 10:31 pm to
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 12/26/16 at 10:34 pm to
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Rectum

EGG TIMER





So many other good ones. WTF...
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106021 posts
Posted on 12/26/16 at 10:35 pm to
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“EATING CLUB SANDWICH AND PART OF TOOTHPICK BROKE OFF, HE SWALLOWED IT, SCRATCH IN THROAT, ABLE TO FINISH SANDWICH”


Like a boss.
Posted by LesMiles BFF
Lafayette
Member since May 2014
5101 posts
Posted on 12/26/16 at 10:39 pm to
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Ear


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DOG’S PAW


Huh? I mean was the dog still attached to the paw?



Also, I think crayons made the list for almost every orifice.
Posted by reverendotis
the jawbone of an arse
Member since Nov 2007
4988 posts
Posted on 12/26/16 at 10:41 pm to
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“ICE PICK IN RECTUM TO PUSH HEMORRHOIDS BACK IN” 


Went from bad to worse.

I can hear him saying to himself, "get back in there you motherfrickers."
This post was edited on 12/26/16 at 10:44 pm
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