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What did the shower head say to the conditioner?
Posted on 3/8/18 at 11:29 pm
Posted on 3/8/18 at 11:29 pm
.....Get outta hair!
What do you call am insect that's in trouble with the law?
...a defend-ant.
What do you call a sketchy Italian neighborhood?
....a Spaghetto.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that blew up?
....there was nothing left but de-Brie.
What do you call am insect that's in trouble with the law?
...a defend-ant.
What do you call a sketchy Italian neighborhood?
....a Spaghetto.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that blew up?
....there was nothing left but de-Brie.
This post was edited on 3/8/18 at 11:51 pm
Posted on 3/8/18 at 11:36 pm to Street Hawk
I love dad jokes. These aren’t good
Posted on 3/8/18 at 11:45 pm to Street Hawk
I don’t get the conditioner one.
Edit: the punchline originally said “get outta here” and made no sense. Stop downvoting me.
Edit: the punchline originally said “get outta here” and made no sense. Stop downvoting me.
This post was edited on 3/9/18 at 6:36 am
Posted on 3/8/18 at 11:50 pm to tigerpimpbot
None of those are dad jokes
Posted on 3/9/18 at 1:15 am to UncleRuckus
I love dad jokes, not bad jokes.
Posted on 3/9/18 at 4:37 am to Jackie Chan
A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, 'I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.”
Posted on 3/9/18 at 5:32 am to tigerpimpbot
That is a good dad joke.
Posted on 3/9/18 at 5:37 am to JumpingTheShark
quote:
I don’t get the conditioner one.
Would make sense if it was the shower drain and no the shower head.
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:35 am to DannyB
The punchline was written incorrectly before but makes sense now
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:40 am to Street Hawk
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
Dam
Dam
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:41 am to Street Hawk
What's the best thing about fingering a psychic on her period?
You get your palm red for free
You get your palm red for free
Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:44 am to UncleRuckus
How can you tell when a joke becomes a dad joke?
When The punchline is apparent
When The punchline is apparent
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