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What did the shower head say to the conditioner?

Posted on 3/8/18 at 11:29 pm
Posted by Street Hawk
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 3/8/18 at 11:29 pm
.....Get outta hair!


What do you call am insect that's in trouble with the law?

...a defend-ant.


What do you call a sketchy Italian neighborhood?

....a Spaghetto.


Did you hear about the cheese factory that blew up?

....there was nothing left but de-Brie.
This post was edited on 3/8/18 at 11:51 pm
Posted by VermilionTiger
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Posted on 3/8/18 at 11:31 pm to
Posted by rpr4695
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Posted by UncleRuckus
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Posted on 3/8/18 at 11:36 pm to
I love dad jokes. These aren’t good
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
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Posted on 3/8/18 at 11:45 pm to
I don’t get the conditioner one.

Edit: the punchline originally said “get outta here” and made no sense. Stop downvoting me.
This post was edited on 3/9/18 at 6:36 am
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Posted on 3/8/18 at 11:48 pm to
Posted by GregMaddux
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Posted on 3/8/18 at 11:50 pm to
None of those are dad jokes
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Posted on 3/8/18 at 11:52 pm to
Posted by patchesohoulihan_007
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Posted on 3/9/18 at 1:15 am to
I love dad jokes, not bad jokes.
Posted by Jackie Chan
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Posted by BRgetthenet
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Posted on 3/9/18 at 4:37 am to
A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, 'I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.”
Posted by SECdragonmaster
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Posted on 3/9/18 at 5:32 am to
That is a good dad joke.
Posted by DannyB
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Member since Aug 2010
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Posted on 3/9/18 at 5:37 am to
quote:

I don’t get the conditioner one.


Would make sense if it was the shower drain and no the shower head.
Posted by Tigris
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Posted by Tigris
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Posted by East Coast Band
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Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
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Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:35 am to
The punchline was written incorrectly before but makes sense now
Posted by Breaux
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Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:40 am to
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?


Dam
Posted by DavidTheGnome
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Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:41 am to
What's the best thing about fingering a psychic on her period?

You get your palm red for free
Posted by D011ahbi11
Member since Jun 2007
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Posted on 3/9/18 at 6:44 am to
How can you tell when a joke becomes a dad joke?

When The punchline is apparent
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