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What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian when they both farted?
Posted on 12/1/17 at 2:14 pm
Posted on 12/1/17 at 2:14 pm
Looks like we've got a Tutankhamen.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 2:17 pm to DavidTheGnome
Who do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labracadabradore.

A Labracadabradore.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 2:17 pm to DavidTheGnome
What did one Egyption say to another Egyption on Bourbon Street?
Queen, let me nefertitis
Queen, let me nefertitis
Posted on 12/1/17 at 2:18 pm to DavidTheGnome
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What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian when they both farted?
Nothing except da Nile
Posted on 12/1/17 at 2:19 pm to kingbob
quote:It’s “Bourbion” Street, dummy.
What did one Egyption say to another Egyption on Bourbon Street?
Posted on 12/1/17 at 2:19 pm to DavidTheGnome
90% of all chinese have cataracts when they get older
the other 10% have rincon continentals
the other 10% have rincon continentals
Posted on 12/1/17 at 2:20 pm to DavidTheGnome
You and George's jokes were neither high brow, or low. They were a pair o' mids.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 2:21 pm to DavidTheGnome
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What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian when they both farted?
viper
vulture
jar stand
jar stand
lasso
bun
Posted on 12/1/17 at 2:49 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
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A Labracadabradore.
Goddammit
Posted on 12/1/17 at 3:04 pm to DavidTheGnome
A priest, a minister, a rabbi, and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender takes one look at them and says "what is this, some kind of joke?"
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