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re: What attributes can a person have that automatically says they are a douche?

Posted on 1/23/15 at 12:03 pm to
Posted by TigerPanzer
Orlando
Member since Sep 2006
9476 posts
Posted on 1/23/15 at 12:03 pm to
People who assume you share their fricked up political views.
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
32964 posts
Posted on 1/23/15 at 12:04 pm to
I think the biggest question is what is considered "frat attire". I was doing good going down your list because I'm not a cowboy or white trash, but if wearing Chubbies make someone a douche, then I guess I'm a douche.
Posted by CorkSoaker
Member since Oct 2008
9819 posts
Posted on 1/23/15 at 12:06 pm to
You sound jelly
Posted by 911Moto
Member since Sep 2013
5491 posts
Posted on 1/23/15 at 12:07 pm to
Most definitely. My oldest son has some of the most moronic tattoos I've ever seen. He let his friend and his girlfriend tattoo anything that popped into his head (stupid crap like the Monster energy drink logo) while they were apprenticing.
Posted by Harry Caray
Denial
Member since Aug 2009
18665 posts
Posted on 1/23/15 at 12:10 pm to
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Wearing cargos and t shirts while "going out."

sounds more like a virgin thing than douche
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Craft beer
there's a difference between snobs, douches, and people who want to drink something a little tastier than the king of beers
Posted by cave canem
pullarius dominus
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 1/23/15 at 12:10 pm to
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For me, the sure fire way to spot a douche bag is if someone really judges people by what they wear and how they look without knowing anything about that person.




Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
83266 posts
Posted on 1/23/15 at 12:12 pm to
Any tattoo that circles the arm
Posted by Harry Caray
Denial
Member since Aug 2009
18665 posts
Posted on 1/23/15 at 12:14 pm to
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What if it is just cigarette butts?

litter is litter you douche
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
263354 posts
Posted on 1/23/15 at 12:15 pm to
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For me, the sure fire way to spot a douche bag is if someone really judges people by what they wear and how they look without knowing anything about that person.


Good point.

Usually the stuff that comes out of the mouth that makes it easy to judge a person.
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 1/23/15 at 12:23 pm to
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I think the biggest question is what is considered "frat attire"


yes, a definition would be useful here. Based on the OPs list, I can only imagine he wears jorts, a wife beater, and hiking boots. Or sweat suits (low around his arse).
Posted by dreaux
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2006
40881 posts
Posted on 1/23/15 at 12:27 pm to
it's a personality trait issue when it comes to douche bags...not what they wear or drive. all that says to me is...they don't give a frick what anyone thinks of them, which is a GOOD quality.

Douche bags are shallow, narrow minded individuals.

adore social plumage and are generally selfish and inconsiderate.
Posted by BoominHogtown
Quantico
Member since Dec 2012
421 posts
Posted on 1/23/15 at 12:30 pm to
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Tattoos are a form of artistic expression. Most people are followers, not leaders, thus they have to answer to someone that they are submissive to (boss, wife, etc.). These people can not have tattoos because they will lose their job, or they simply don't have the balls to stand up for themselves. Saying tattoos are trashy is merely their way of coping with their submissive nature.



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Trust me when I say you aren't going to see many tattoos like mine - in quality or expression.


Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 1/23/15 at 12:34 pm to
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chickman1313


Names like this.
Posted by Evolve
Texas
Member since Aug 2012
3117 posts
Posted on 1/23/15 at 12:58 pm to
Jesus fish bumper stickers
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61511 posts
Posted on 1/23/15 at 12:59 pm to
Flat bill, brah. That's top 3 douche traits.
Posted by VirgilCaine
Orchard Park
Member since Dec 2010
2866 posts
Posted on 1/23/15 at 12:59 pm to
At our core, we are all douches.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61511 posts
Posted on 1/23/15 at 1:04 pm to
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Oh and people who litter. People who litter are major douche bags.



What if it is just cigarette butts?


Are you fricking kidding me? Do you not read your cigarette labels? Cigarette buds are THE biggest littering issue out there. So, thats the worst thing to throw out.

https://environment.about.com/od/pollution/a/litter.htm

LINK
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23804 posts
Posted on 1/23/15 at 1:06 pm to
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Guys that wear white sundresses
Posted by DrRogers
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2014
581 posts
Posted on 1/23/15 at 1:08 pm to
You would fuggin hate me then
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