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Posted on 1/25/18 at 12:05 am to Rebel
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she bites her toe nails.
That's some limber shite, there! Impressive.
Posted on 1/25/18 at 12:25 am to cbree88
Mine farts better than most baws
real cheek flappers
I would be grossed out if I wasn't so damn impressed
real cheek flappers
I would be grossed out if I wasn't so damn impressed
Posted on 1/25/18 at 12:54 am to TheArrogantCorndog
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Mine farts better than most baws
real cheek flappers
I would be grossed out if I wasn't so damn impressed
Sound or smell or both?
Posted on 1/25/18 at 2:16 am to cbree88
Farts in bed mid-conversation. What makes me mad is that she gets upset when I have to pull my shirt over my face to avoid the smell.
Posted on 1/25/18 at 5:09 am to cbree88
eats fast food almost daily.
Posted on 1/25/18 at 5:55 am to Huey Lewis
She may have a brain tumor if her nose isn't working.
You may have one if your nose is over sensitive.
You may have one if your nose is over sensitive.
Posted on 1/25/18 at 6:02 am to Huey Lewis
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Not terribly gross, but a few things the wife does that I'm not too fond of: Uses dishes, doesn't immediately rinse excess food substances off, piles these dirty dishes in the sink for several days before washing them in the dishwasher. Kitchen sink area usually smells bad. Changes toddler's diaper, throws it away in a bathroom trashcan if it's only urine. Bathrooms smell like old piss if I don't constant empty the trashcans. Lets the kids eat and drink in her car. Car always has a ton of crushed up cookies and crackers and melted fruit snacks etc. around the car seats and rear floor. Sometimes the toddler drops a bottle of milk and it rolls under a seat and isn't found for a few days. Her car usually smells bad.
Its like you stole the words right out of my mouth! My wife does the EXACT same things!!!
Posted on 1/25/18 at 6:07 am to cbree88
Has bad breath regularly. She brushes regularly... But uses cinnamon toothpaste. I'm convinced that shite doesn't work well. She's fine right after brushing.. but after a few hours...............
Tried to tell her I hated cinnamon toothpaste so she'd change. She just started buying me my own tube.
Tried to tell her I hated cinnamon toothpaste so she'd change. She just started buying me my own tube.
This post was edited on 1/25/18 at 6:09 am
Posted on 1/25/18 at 6:35 am to NATidefan
That’s in what she eats, not her teeth. A lot of ranch dressing?
Posted on 1/25/18 at 6:41 am to cbree88
Wads of hair stuck to the shower wall. I get in the shower and feel like an anthropologist discovering Native American Cave Painting with all the weird shapes. I have to cut the hair from the beater bar on the vacuum at least once a month. I am not fond of the smell of coffee and she will leave a half full cup sitting out all day when she leaves for work and when I get home the smell has permeated the house and turns my stomach. She will take a dump and not turn the fan on or spray something in the morning so I will go into the shitter closet to blow my nose and basically walk into a gas chamber.
Posted on 1/25/18 at 6:42 am to Perrydawg
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She will take a dump and not turn the fan on or spray something in the morning so I will go into the shitter closet to blow my nose and basically walk into a gas chamber
Dats nastee
Posted on 1/25/18 at 6:43 am to Jonathann3891
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Its like you stole the words right out of my mouth! My wife does the EXACT same things!!!
Posted on 1/25/18 at 6:46 am to Huey Lewis
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Not terribly gross, but a few things the wife does that I'm not too fond of:
Uses dishes, doesn't immediately rinse excess food substances off, piles these dirty dishes in the sink for several days before washing them in the dishwasher. Kitchen sink area usually smells bad.
Changes toddler's diaper, throws it away in a bathroom trashcan if it's only urine. Bathrooms smell like old piss if I don't constant empty the trashcans.
Lets the kids eat and drink in her car. Car always has a ton of crushed up cookies and crackers and melted fruit snacks etc. around the car seats and rear floor. Sometimes the toddler drops a bottle of milk and it rolls under a seat and isn't found for a few days. Her car usually smells bad.
No sir, that's the definition of terribly gross. You married a slob. Congrats.
Posted on 1/25/18 at 6:49 am to NATidefan
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Has bad breath regularly. She brushes regularly... But uses cinnamon toothpaste. I'm convinced that shite doesn't work well. She's fine right after brushing.. but after a few hours...............
Tried to tell her I hated cinnamon toothpaste so she'd change. She just started buying me my own tube
Does she floss?
Brush her tongue?
Rinse regularly with real mouthwash?
Go to the dentist on a regular basis?
Posted on 1/25/18 at 6:50 am to cbree88
She flosses every night on the living room couch before bed.
I don't know if it's necessarily gross, but it's definitely annoying. At least she flosses, I guess.
I don't know if it's necessarily gross, but it's definitely annoying. At least she flosses, I guess.
Posted on 1/25/18 at 6:50 am to Panny Crickets
Don't need mouthwash if the other things on your list are being done.
Posted on 1/25/18 at 6:53 am to Pectus
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Don't need mouthwash if the other things on your list are being done.
If nothing else, hope he shares at least just one of those ideas with her.
We need to help this man.
Posted on 1/25/18 at 6:54 am to jcaz
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Farts in bed mid-conversation. What makes me mad is that she gets upset when I have to pull my shirt over my face to avoid the smell.
That’s pretty hilarious.
Posted on 1/25/18 at 7:05 am to cbree88
Picks her nose and stores her precious leprechaun gold in her hidey hole for later.
Just kidding, that’s your mom that does that.
Just kidding, that’s your mom that does that.
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