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re: What are your SO’s grossest habits

Posted on 1/25/18 at 7:15 am to
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
128971 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 7:15 am to
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My last one hated washing her hair and would let it go for several days


To be fair...it is actually better for your scalp/hair if you don't wash it everyday. Sounds like she just didn't utilize dry shampoo spray.

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even if it smelled bad


What was she doing to make it smell so bad?

Posted by Fe_Mike
Member since Jul 2015
3131 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 7:20 am to
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Drinks out of the milk carton. I’d divorce her if she didn’t make more money than me.


I'll take 'Things women are supposed to say about men' for a thousand.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32711 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 7:22 am to
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My last one hated washing her hair and would let it go for several days,


Isn't it recommended for hair health to only wash it every 3 days? I've heard that from a lot of women.
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
14814 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 7:22 am to
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Sound or smell or both?



Hardly ever any smell... but always the sound of her explosively shitting herself... yet, there's nothing


It's incredible
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
5317 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 8:13 am to
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Hardly ever any smell... but always the sound of her explosively shitting herself... yet, there's nothing It's incredible


Well, I guess it’s better to hear it than to smell it...................................unless you’re in public. Then it becomes much more fun to drop silent but deadly’s.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
5317 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 8:16 am to
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What was she doing to make it smell so bad?


It think it was just sweaty. You’re scalp gets sweaty and smelly if you don’t wash it frequently enough.
Posted by Sody Cracker
Distemper Ward
Member since May 2016
3409 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 9:19 am to
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Hardly ever any smell... but always the sound of her explosively shitting herself... yet, there's nothing



My goodness. Are you sticking something up in there?
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64524 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 9:30 am to
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Hardly ever any smell... but always the sound of her explosively shitting herself... yet, there's nothing


It's incredible


Further proof that girls in fact do not poop.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41576 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 9:32 am to
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Swallowing semen. You couldn’t pay me enough...

So you've thought about it.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
5317 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 9:46 am to
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Further proof that girls in fact do not poop.


The girls that drop SBD’s when you least expect it counteract this conclusion.

I know a girl who dropped an SBD in an elevator at Dave and Busters in NOLA and had everybody thinking that there was a baby that needed a diaper change.
Posted by BigfootDisciple
Member since Jul 2015
12 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 9:58 am to
gingivitis
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
5317 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 12:12 pm to
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gingivitis



Yuck
Posted by Dlawnboy
Member since May 2008
719 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 1:04 pm to
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Changes toddler's diaper, throws it away in a bathroom trashcan if it's only urine. Bathrooms smell like old piss if I don't constant empty the trashcans. Lets the kids eat and drink in her car. Car always has a ton of crushed up cookies and crackers and melted fruit snacks etc. around the car seats and rear floor. Sometimes the toddler drops a bottle of milk and it rolls under a seat and isn't found for a few days. Her car usually smells bad.


Are we married to the same chick? That would be weird.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
5317 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 1:05 pm to
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Uses dishes, doesn't immediately rinse excess food substances off, piles these dirty dishes in the sink for several days before washing them in the dishwasher. Kitchen sink area usually smells bad. Changes toddler's diaper, throws it away in a bathroom trashcan if it's only urine. Bathrooms smell like old piss if I don't constant empty the trashcans. Lets the kids eat and drink in her car. Car always has a ton of crushed up cookies and crackers and melted fruit snacks etc. around the car seats and rear floor. Sometimes the toddler drops a bottle of milk and it rolls under a seat and isn't found for a few days. Her car usually smells bad.


That’s a lot of gross stuff.
Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
20360 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 1:21 pm to
I have to ask. Have you really been without a woman for as long as you claim or is this just a long played schtik?
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 1:22 pm to
Girls not washing their hair for several days is a normal thing. It actually can be bad for your hair to wash it everyday. It dries it out.
Posted by Blob Fish
Member since Mar 2016
3091 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 1:56 pm to
I’ve been dating the same girl for a year (maybe I’m maturing), and I recently caught her clipping her fingernails on my couch while watching TV like it was the most normal thing in the world.

I called her a barbarian, and she got mad me. Where did she think the clippings go? Out of sight out of mind.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
5317 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 5:28 pm to
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I’ve been dating the same girl for a year (maybe I’m maturing), and I recently caught her clipping her fingernails on my couch while watching TV like it was the most normal thing in the world. I called her a barbarian, and she got mad me. Where did she think the clippings go? Out of sight out of mind.


At least she wasn’t clipping her toe nails and leaving them on the couch. That would be more disgusting.
This post was edited on 1/25/18 at 5:30 pm
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63266 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 6:17 pm to
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Girls not washing their hair for several days is a normal thing. It actually can be bad for your hair to wash it everyday. It dries it out.


This is more of a thing in Western parts of the country where the climate is drier and hair doesn't get as oily.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
5317 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 6:33 pm to
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This is more of a thing in Western parts of the country where the climate is drier and hair doesn't get as oily.


Yeah. In Louisiana, we sweat like crazy and our hair gets smelly a lot faster.
This post was edited on 1/25/18 at 6:34 pm
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