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Posted on 9/6/18 at 9:57 pm to GreasemonkeyJr
quote:
You'd rather sandpaper a bobcats arse in a phone booth than frick with me.
My Dad's version was "You'd rather run through Hell wearing gasoline drawers".
And he'd say about my sister "She's got a hundred dollar taste and a five dollar arse".
Posted on 9/6/18 at 9:59 pm to L1C4
Damn, those guys screwed that job up so bad it looked like a monkey phucking a football.
Well no wonder it didn't work, that's like trying to pour 50 pounds of shite in a ten pound bag.
My old man's fav first thing in the morning after a night of me out juking: Boy don't you know if you hoot with the owls you still gotta soar with the eagles.
Old mechanic's saying: if it don't fit, force it.
Well no wonder it didn't work, that's like trying to pour 50 pounds of shite in a ten pound bag.
My old man's fav first thing in the morning after a night of me out juking: Boy don't you know if you hoot with the owls you still gotta soar with the eagles.
Old mechanic's saying: if it don't fit, force it.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 10:00 pm to L1C4
Shines like a diamond in a goats arse.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 10:04 pm to L1C4
Dull as a Dutchman’s razor. A Dutchman’s razor is a piece of shite.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 10:09 pm to L1C4
If brains were dynamite you couldn't blow your nose.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 10:12 pm to L1C4
Nothing good happens after midnight.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 10:15 pm to Topisawtiger
He would rather climb up in a tree and lie than stay on the ground and tell the truth.
He’s all hat and no cattle.
He’s Texas Rich.
Could frick up getting laid at a whore house with a hundred dollar bill.
She’s as hot as a new bike in the ghetto.
He’s all hat and no cattle.
He’s Texas Rich.
Could frick up getting laid at a whore house with a hundred dollar bill.
She’s as hot as a new bike in the ghetto.
This post was edited on 9/6/18 at 10:19 pm
Posted on 9/6/18 at 10:21 pm to Topisawtiger
Its hotter than 2 chicks fricking.
Harder than a preacher's dick
Raise hell praise dale
Never put your hand where you wouldn't put your dick
Lefty loosy, righty tighty
Gotta piss like a race horse
Wouldn't kick her out the bed unless she wanted to frick on the floor
Slicker than owl shite
Colder than a witches Titty in a brass bra
Its Africa hot out here
You could break a steel ball with a rubber hammer.
Harder than a preacher's dick
Raise hell praise dale
Never put your hand where you wouldn't put your dick
Lefty loosy, righty tighty
Gotta piss like a race horse
Wouldn't kick her out the bed unless she wanted to frick on the floor
Slicker than owl shite
Colder than a witches Titty in a brass bra
Its Africa hot out here
You could break a steel ball with a rubber hammer.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 10:22 pm to L1C4
It's hotter than a whorehouse on dollar night.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 10:23 pm to L1C4
Dad:
Never build a house in a hole
Keep your top knot tight and your powder dry
Stay away from women, they're crazy
Stepdad:
Oatmeal is better than no meal
If you're thinking about hiring a prostitute, place 20 bucks under your foot, take matters into your own hands and at the end, you still have 20 bucks
Never build a house in a hole
Keep your top knot tight and your powder dry
Stay away from women, they're crazy
Stepdad:
Oatmeal is better than no meal
If you're thinking about hiring a prostitute, place 20 bucks under your foot, take matters into your own hands and at the end, you still have 20 bucks
Posted on 9/6/18 at 10:23 pm to L1C4
I'm serious as nut cancer.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 10:25 pm to Billyraychubbs
shite over a 10-rail fence
shite throgh a screen door
Green apple trots
Crazier than a shithouse rat
Crazy as a road lizard
Hard as woodpecker lips
Ugly as a mud fence
Dont worry about the mule, boy, load the cart
shite throgh a screen door
Green apple trots
Crazier than a shithouse rat
Crazy as a road lizard
Hard as woodpecker lips
Ugly as a mud fence
Dont worry about the mule, boy, load the cart
This post was edited on 9/6/18 at 10:28 pm
Posted on 9/6/18 at 10:25 pm to Fried baloney
If it floats, flys, or fricks rent it. ( Don’t buy it.)
Posted on 9/6/18 at 10:52 pm to L1C4
It’s colder than a well digger’s arse in Montana.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 10:57 pm to L1C4
If you stuck his brains in a matchbox, it would look like a BB in a boxcar.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 11:29 pm to tonydtigr
She's rated E for Everyone.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 11:59 pm to TheFonz
Lache pas la potate
Posted on 9/7/18 at 12:03 am to TigerFanInSouthland
quote:
More like Lyn Rollins
Tough as a green pine cone.
Posted on 9/7/18 at 12:58 am to L1C4
That boy has got an alligator mouth and a hummingbird a-hole
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