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re: what are your favorite old timey sayings
Posted on 9/6/18 at 7:46 pm to AnorexicGator
Posted on 9/6/18 at 7:46 pm to AnorexicGator
quote:
"Never shite in your own backyard" that's reference to cheating on your SO.
Not really
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Posted on 9/6/18 at 7:50 pm to L1C4
Looking for Sympathy :
Somewhere between shite and syphilis in the dictionary.
Somewhere between shite and syphilis in the dictionary.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 8:17 pm to L1C4
Stronger than stud horse piss with the foam farted off the top
Dad, what are you doing? Building a rudder for a billy goat's tail.
Dad, what are you doing? Building a rudder for a billy goat's tail.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 8:23 pm to L1C4
Strain a gnat, swallow a camel
Went over like “a turd in a punch bowel”
Edit: that’s “turd in a punch bowl” (makes alittle more sense now LOL)
Went over like “a turd in a punch bowel”
Edit: that’s “turd in a punch bowl” (makes alittle more sense now LOL)
This post was edited on 9/6/18 at 8:36 pm
Posted on 9/6/18 at 8:29 pm to Pussykat
quote:
“a turd in a punch bowel”
I don't think that's quite how it goes.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 8:29 pm to Masterag
“harder than a weddin’ dick”
“More nervous than a whore in church”
“Don’t know shite from shinola”
“Dumber than a bag of hammers”
“More full of shite than a Christmas turkey”
“More nervous than a whore in church”
“Don’t know shite from shinola”
“Dumber than a bag of hammers”
“More full of shite than a Christmas turkey”
Posted on 9/6/18 at 8:33 pm to MountainTiger
LOL I messed that up
There ya go
There ya go
This post was edited on 9/6/18 at 8:37 pm
Posted on 9/6/18 at 8:42 pm to L1C4
Crazier than a monkey's uncle...
Posted on 9/6/18 at 8:45 pm to oleheat
Higher than giraffe pussy
Quicker than a cat can lick its arse
Tighter than dicks hatband
Quicker than a cat can lick its arse
Tighter than dicks hatband
Posted on 9/6/18 at 8:46 pm to Pussykat
Effed up like a football bat.
I could shite through a screen door and not hit a wire.
(When having diarrhea)
Boy you are as useless as a screen door on a submarine!
Speak arse because face won’t
(When someone would pass my uncles house and wouldn’t wave back)
I could shite through a screen door and not hit a wire.
(When having diarrhea)
Boy you are as useless as a screen door on a submarine!
Speak arse because face won’t
(When someone would pass my uncles house and wouldn’t wave back)
Posted on 9/6/18 at 8:47 pm to Pussykat
quote:
LOL I messed that up
It kind of almost made sense.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 8:48 pm to L1C4
How ya been? "Fair to middlin'"
Shittin in high cotton
Like a cow pissin on a flat rock
Like a limp dick, cant beat it
Shittin in high cotton
Like a cow pissin on a flat rock
Like a limp dick, cant beat it
This post was edited on 9/6/18 at 8:49 pm
Posted on 9/6/18 at 8:49 pm to MotorBoater
I’m as worn out as a cucumber in a convent.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 8:53 pm to MountainTiger
Yes, was related anyway
Edit: my 95 year old Mom says that, I’m always shocked.
Edit: my 95 year old Mom says that, I’m always shocked.
This post was edited on 9/6/18 at 8:57 pm
Posted on 9/6/18 at 8:56 pm to 90Delmore
Treat it like a sore dick, don’t fu*k with it
Posted on 9/6/18 at 8:59 pm to MotorBoater
“He who smelt it dealt it.”
“Grinnin’ from ear to ear.”
“Tryin’ to make ends meet.”
“Drier than a popcorn fart”
“He knocked him into the middle of next week”
“Grinnin’ from ear to ear.”
“Tryin’ to make ends meet.”
“Drier than a popcorn fart”
“He knocked him into the middle of next week”
Posted on 9/6/18 at 8:59 pm to MotorBoater
Ain’t got a pot to piss in or window to throw it out of
All hat no cattle
Don’t know whether to scratch his watch or wind his arse
Nervous as a cat shitting peach seeds
All hat no cattle
Don’t know whether to scratch his watch or wind his arse
Nervous as a cat shitting peach seeds
This post was edited on 9/6/18 at 9:03 pm
Posted on 9/6/18 at 9:48 pm to jlovel7
quote:
Honest to god I thought you were just posting Jim Hawthorne quotes.
More like Lyn Rollins
Posted on 9/6/18 at 9:49 pm to TigerFanInSouthland
shite Fire and Save Matches
Posted on 9/6/18 at 9:53 pm to L1C4
Yeah...i'll take care of that, the 2nd tuesday of next week.
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