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Posted on 9/6/18 at 11:48 am to L1C4
You never know what's cooking in another mans pot.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 11:49 am to AnorexicGator
Don’t shite wear you eat.
fricking your co-workers.
fricking your co-workers.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 11:50 am to L1C4
Fletcher (outlaw Josey Whales): "Don't piss down my back and tell me its raining".
Posted on 9/6/18 at 11:50 am to L1C4
If it has tires or testicles, it's gonna be trouble.
First rule of holes. If you're in one, quit digging.
First rule of holes. If you're in one, quit digging.
This post was edited on 9/6/18 at 11:54 am
Posted on 9/6/18 at 11:52 am to LSUcajun77
quote:
Don’t shite wear you eat.
fricking your co-workers.
I never quite understood the comparison between shitting and fricking.
I've also heard a variation of that one. When somebody causes themselves a bunch of trouble, "He shite in his mess kit."
Posted on 9/6/18 at 11:53 am to L1C4
It's hotter than a fresh f****d fox in a forest fire!
It's better to sleep with old hen than pullet.
He stood out like a rat turd in a barrel of rice.
Don't let the door hit ya where the Good Lord split ya.
If a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its arse a-hoppin.
It's better to sleep with old hen than pullet.
He stood out like a rat turd in a barrel of rice.
Don't let the door hit ya where the Good Lord split ya.
If a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its arse a-hoppin.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 11:53 am to L1C4
Posted on 9/6/18 at 11:54 am to L1C4
"No means yes, and yes means anal"
Posted on 9/6/18 at 11:54 am to L1C4
She's madder than a wet hen.
He got played like a 2 dollar fiddle.
He got played like a 2 dollar fiddle.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 11:57 am to Athis
He's all hat and no cattle
He's tighter than Dick's hat band
Sweating like a whore in church
I didn't know whether to shite or wind my watch (Confused/Surprised)
He's tighter than Dick's hat band
Sweating like a whore in church
I didn't know whether to shite or wind my watch (Confused/Surprised)
Posted on 9/6/18 at 12:00 pm to MAROON
April showers bring May flowers.
Red sky at night sailors delight, red sky in the morning sailors take warning.
Anything by foghorn leghorn.
Gal reminds me of a highway between Forth Worth and Dallas, no curves.
Red sky at night sailors delight, red sky in the morning sailors take warning.
Anything by foghorn leghorn.
Gal reminds me of a highway between Forth Worth and Dallas, no curves.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 12:02 pm to eScott
"That's the frickin' you get for the frickin' you got."
My grandpa would say it for obvious reasons but it applies to plenty of situations
My grandpa would say it for obvious reasons but it applies to plenty of situations
Posted on 9/6/18 at 12:07 pm to L1C4
colder than a well-diggers arse (cold weather).
Posted on 9/6/18 at 12:10 pm to loweralabamatrojan
quote:
He stood out like a rat turd in a barrel of rice.
He stood out like a dead nun in a snowbank.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 12:10 pm to L1C4
Hungrier than a gut-shot coyote
Posted on 9/6/18 at 12:11 pm to L1C4
Nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
He was so tight his wallet squeaked.
It's hotter than a whore house on nickel day.
Busier than a one armed paper hanger.
Shite fire and spare the matches.
I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought that'd help.
I want anymore shite out of you I'll squeeze your head.
Pull my finger.
Go piss up a flag pole.
Boy, you're mouth's writing checks your a$$ can't cash.
Hurry it up! You got a dollar wait'n on a dime.
Give me the nickel tour.
It's so crowded in here I gotta go outside to change my mind.
I gotta piss like a racehorse.
Sounds like a cow pissing on a flat rock.
Gone like a fart in the wind.
Work smarter not harder.
Man, he got beat like a red headed stepchild.
That was slicker than whale shite in an ice flow.
I've got lots more.... My dad was a colorful guy. Miss him every day!!
He was so tight his wallet squeaked.
It's hotter than a whore house on nickel day.
Busier than a one armed paper hanger.
Shite fire and spare the matches.
I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought that'd help.
I want anymore shite out of you I'll squeeze your head.
Pull my finger.
Go piss up a flag pole.
Boy, you're mouth's writing checks your a$$ can't cash.
Hurry it up! You got a dollar wait'n on a dime.
Give me the nickel tour.
It's so crowded in here I gotta go outside to change my mind.
I gotta piss like a racehorse.
Sounds like a cow pissing on a flat rock.
Gone like a fart in the wind.
Work smarter not harder.
Man, he got beat like a red headed stepchild.
That was slicker than whale shite in an ice flow.
I've got lots more.... My dad was a colorful guy. Miss him every day!!
This post was edited on 9/6/18 at 12:17 pm
Posted on 9/6/18 at 12:13 pm to AnorexicGator
quote:
your chances are about as good as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest...
That's a good one except that it has nothing to do with "chances". The idiom is "Busier than a one legged man..."
Posted on 9/6/18 at 12:13 pm to Techdog89
He stood there like a cow looking at a new gate.
This post was edited on 9/6/18 at 8:52 pm
Posted on 9/6/18 at 12:13 pm to L1C4
You're more nervous than a whore sitting in church on a Sunday morning.
This post was edited on 9/6/18 at 12:15 pm
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