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What are you getting for Christmas?
Posted on 12/7/15 at 9:51 am
Posted on 12/7/15 at 9:51 am
Yes, Christmas, not Hannukah or the Holidays. I may be a dirty Jew, but I love me some Christmas.
The missus keeps asking what I want, and the default response of a threesome, with two of the chicks not being her is getting tiresome.
Should I go the default whiskey and cigars route? Any cool shite out there I need to know about? I don't want a drone or stupid crap like that.
The missus keeps asking what I want, and the default response of a threesome, with two of the chicks not being her is getting tiresome.
Should I go the default whiskey and cigars route? Any cool shite out there I need to know about? I don't want a drone or stupid crap like that.
Posted on 12/7/15 at 9:53 am to Schwartz
Posted on 12/7/15 at 9:53 am to Schwartz
Get some plastic surgery for your penis.
Posted on 12/7/15 at 9:54 am to yellowfin
No way my fat arse would fit.
Posted on 12/7/15 at 9:55 am to BRgetthenet
I upvoted you. I'm glad you're concerned with my penile aesthetics.
Posted on 12/7/15 at 9:55 am to Schwartz
Want: PS4 and a mini griptilian
Probably won't get either unless I buy them myself
Probably won't get either unless I buy them myself
Posted on 12/7/15 at 9:55 am to Schwartz
Already got a Go Pro Hero 4 Black

Posted on 12/7/15 at 9:58 am to Schwartz
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This post was edited on 3/8/21 at 12:45 pm
Posted on 12/7/15 at 10:00 am to Schwartz
Hopefully a tie or a coffee mug.
Posted on 12/7/15 at 10:01 am to Schwartz
Flesh light, so I wont have to touch my btch of a wife anymore.
Posted on 12/7/15 at 10:02 am to Schwartz
I'm getting golf shoes, a winter coat, a 50" tv, and probably some clothes. Have all the other gifts planned out, just need to figure out what to get my dad. He's 60, doesn't drink anymore, enjoys traveling, trying out different foods in the north jersey/ nyc area, going to the horse races, etc. Any suggestions anyone???
Posted on 12/7/15 at 10:06 am to Schwartz
quote:
I may be a dirty Jew, but I love me some Christmas.
Maybe for Christmas you could ask Jesus for forgiveness of your people for murdering him.
I'm buying you a copy of the New Testament.
Posted on 12/7/15 at 10:07 am to CuseTiger
I'm not getting anything. I have everything I need already.
Posted on 12/7/15 at 10:07 am to CuseTiger
How do you know what you're getting when Santa hasn't come yet?
Posted on 12/7/15 at 10:09 am to Schwartz
What I really want is $140 oil
Posted on 12/7/15 at 10:15 am to Schwartz
Gf getting me a Xbox one. Parents getting me a Falcons jersey (Trufant). Grandparents and aunt and uncle usually give cash. I'm sure some little stuff here and there as well.
Posted on 12/7/15 at 10:25 am to Schwartz
Hopefully a nest thermostat so I can go to sleep cold and wake up warm.
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