Started By
Message

re: What are the pitfalls of dating/marrying a Latina?

Posted on 12/24/21 at 4:00 pm to
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
84096 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 4:00 pm to
My gf is an absolutely gorgeous Venozalana who is a Costa Rican resident. Since July I’ve been here for 2 months so obviously I’m smitten. She’s Easily the most beautiful woman I have ever dated. She’s ALL in as Latinas are and she is 100% feminine and loves being a woman and expects me to be a man. I’ve never had an angry white gf type but I see what other people deal with. I would say the biggest pitfall is she has that Latina ambiguity and I have that Euro specificity. My train runs on time, hers leaves when it leaves . There is a lot of inherent flakiness about time, so you have to make your peace with that. As far as the Latina energy- it really is attractive to me. They tend to live out loud. There isn’t a lot of subtlety- but I LOVE that passion and authenticity.
Posted by FenrirTheBeard
NOLA
Member since Jun 2012
6599 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 4:04 pm to
Or gorda for those of us who like women.
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
49689 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 4:05 pm to
Her brothers.
Posted by justjoe906
Member since Oct 2013
1753 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 4:06 pm to
They keep a clean house
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
171659 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 4:07 pm to
Yeah 100% of Latina’s brothers are in a gang
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
14997 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 4:11 pm to
Dated a few and had fun, but never have been willing to roll those dice on whether or not she’ll turn into a bowling ball at 35.
This post was edited on 12/24/21 at 4:28 pm
Posted by Wrenchruh
Parts Unknown
Member since Sep 2012
2413 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 4:14 pm to
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
42064 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 4:15 pm to
She’s always three tacos from getting fat.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
75026 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 4:19 pm to
quote:

Generalization here
Oh, this has to be the first one in this thread.
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
33561 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 4:23 pm to
Mothers and sisters-in-law is a start.
Posted by SalE
At the beach
Member since Jan 2020
2666 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 4:26 pm to
She has a hot temper and plenty of relatives waiting to move into your house...and depending upon which country she's from, little work ethic.
Posted by BeepNode
Lafayette
Member since Feb 2014
10005 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 4:30 pm to
According to academic research, 7 outta 10 guys surveyed on their death bed after being stabbed by a Latina said it was totally worth it.
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
15407 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 4:30 pm to
The mustache and sideburns.
Posted by BoardReader
Arkansas
Member since Dec 2007
7201 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 4:32 pm to
Hairy children and hiding relatives from INS
Posted by Klingler7
Houston
Member since Nov 2009
12376 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 4:33 pm to
I had some Honduran women flirt and hug me at my job but when i made a move on one of them , I got slapped. Dick teasers. Unless you can flash a wad of dinero, no pussy for you.
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
Member since Feb 2007
19474 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 4:34 pm to
They often have ugly looking vaginas
Posted by Finch
Member since Jun 2015
3508 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 4:43 pm to
quote:

Just make sure you stay away from Colombians if possible


Colombians are my flavor of choice
Posted by ned nederlander
Member since Dec 2012
5041 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 4:45 pm to
quote:

I would say the biggest pitfall is she has that Latina ambiguity and I have that Euro specificity. My train runs on time, hers leaves when it leaves . There is a lot of inherent flakiness about time


Posted by lsufanintexas
Member since Sep 2006
5036 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 4:50 pm to
My wife is a hot little latina and it.is.awesome
Posted by tigergirl10
Member since Jul 2019
10399 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 4:53 pm to
quote:

white women are the fricking worst
frick you
first pageprev pagePage 2 of 5Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookXInstagram