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re: What are the pitfalls of dating/marrying a Latina?
Posted on 12/24/21 at 4:00 pm to OldHickory
Posted on 12/24/21 at 4:00 pm to OldHickory
My gf is an absolutely gorgeous Venozalana who is a Costa Rican resident. Since July I’ve been here for 2 months so obviously I’m smitten. She’s Easily the most beautiful woman I have ever dated. She’s ALL in as Latinas are and she is 100% feminine and loves being a woman and expects me to be a man. I’ve never had an angry white gf type but I see what other people deal with. I would say the biggest pitfall is she has that Latina ambiguity and I have that Euro specificity. My train runs on time, hers leaves when it leaves . There is a lot of inherent flakiness about time, so you have to make your peace with that. As far as the Latina energy- it really is attractive to me. They tend to live out loud. There isn’t a lot of subtlety- but I LOVE that passion and authenticity.
Posted on 12/24/21 at 4:04 pm to soccerfüt
Or gorda for those of us who like women.
Posted on 12/24/21 at 4:07 pm to BOSCEAUX
Yeah 100% of Latina’s brothers are in a gang
Posted on 12/24/21 at 4:11 pm to OldHickory
Dated a few and had fun, but never have been willing to roll those dice on whether or not she’ll turn into a bowling ball at 35.
This post was edited on 12/24/21 at 4:28 pm
Posted on 12/24/21 at 4:15 pm to OldHickory
She’s always three tacos from getting fat.
Posted on 12/24/21 at 4:19 pm to soccerfüt
quote:Oh, this has to be the first one in this thread.
Generalization here
Posted on 12/24/21 at 4:23 pm to OldHickory
Mothers and sisters-in-law is a start.
Posted on 12/24/21 at 4:26 pm to OldHickory
She has a hot temper and plenty of relatives waiting to move into your house...and depending upon which country she's from, little work ethic.
Posted on 12/24/21 at 4:30 pm to OldHickory
According to academic research, 7 outta 10 guys surveyed on their death bed after being stabbed by a Latina said it was totally worth it.
Posted on 12/24/21 at 4:30 pm to OldHickory
The mustache and sideburns.
Posted on 12/24/21 at 4:32 pm to L1C4
Hairy children and hiding relatives from INS
Posted on 12/24/21 at 4:33 pm to PublixSubs
I had some Honduran women flirt and hug me at my job but when i made a move on one of them , I got slapped. Dick teasers. Unless you can flash a wad of dinero, no pussy for you.
Posted on 12/24/21 at 4:34 pm to OldHickory
They often have ugly looking vaginas
Posted on 12/24/21 at 4:43 pm to SDVTiger
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Just make sure you stay away from Colombians if possible
Colombians are my flavor of choice
Posted on 12/24/21 at 4:45 pm to Lsupimp
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I would say the biggest pitfall is she has that Latina ambiguity and I have that Euro specificity. My train runs on time, hers leaves when it leaves . There is a lot of inherent flakiness about time

Posted on 12/24/21 at 4:50 pm to OldHickory
My wife is a hot little latina and it.is.awesome
Posted on 12/24/21 at 4:53 pm to jiffyjohnson
quote:frick you
white women are the fricking worst
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