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re: What are the odds that your SO has cheated on you and you don't even realize it?
Posted on 11/4/16 at 6:59 am to finchmeister08
Posted on 11/4/16 at 6:59 am to finchmeister08
A lot higher than anyone here wants to admit.
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Posted on 11/4/16 at 7:01 am to BayouCatFan
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I was friends with a woman for about 3 years, until we had a falling out. During that time she had 5 extra marital affairs. She got fake boobs and went crazy. Her now ex-husband never had a clue. It seems like most women in their 30's are like this now days.
As true a statement if there ever was one
Posted on 11/4/16 at 7:09 am to TulaneFan
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If you can't tell, you are either really dense or don't want to accept it
Disagree. I know a couple guys who've been cheated on by women you figured you were the most honest, faithful, trustworthy people on the planet.
In the end, they deserved Oscars for Best Actress, Deception.
FWIW, I'm not one of them. My wife never cheated on me, and now we're in an open marriage, so cheating ... isn't cheating.
Posted on 11/4/16 at 7:13 am to Mars duMorgue
You dancing bananaing having your wife getting railed by other dudes? Weird.
This post was edited on 11/4/16 at 7:14 am
Posted on 11/4/16 at 7:17 am to hendersonshands
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You dancing bananaing having your wife getting railed by other dudes?
Wife's a lesbian.
Posted on 11/4/16 at 7:21 am to Mars duMorgue
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been cheated on by women you figured you were the most honest, faithful, trustworthy people on the planet. In the end, they deserved Oscars for Best Actress, Deception.
Unfortunately I fall into that group. My wife of 10 years did and freaking deserved an Oscar for it. Lied about it so well in counseling, too. Two kids and still shows no remorse for what it did to two families
Posted on 11/4/16 at 7:23 am to Spaceman Spiff
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Unfortunately I fall into that group.
Along with lots of other men.
"She had a vagina but lied through her arse."
—M. du Morgue, on the subject of cheating wimmens
Posted on 11/4/16 at 7:29 am to Mars duMorgue
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Along with lots of other men.
I won't go into any details just yet as we are just wrapping up the financials in the divorce and the papers aren't quite signed yet, but there was some shady shite that came out...and it was hidden quite well. Of all things, it was a young child that broke it in a most unexpected way.
Posted on 11/4/16 at 7:32 am to Mars duMorgue
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Wife's a lesbian.
That's what I would have said also baw
Posted on 11/4/16 at 7:36 am to HogBalls
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That's what I would have said also baw
Yours too? She any good looking?
Mine looks like the Philippine chick that shoots ping pong balls from her arse in Priscilla, Queen of the Desert--she's just as crazy as that freak too.
Posted on 11/4/16 at 7:45 am to Mars duMorgue
Dated a chick from West Monroe who was Bi. I enjoyed myself for awhile but it got weird. Never heard of a 100% lesbian marrying a dude. You sure she isn't Bi?
Posted on 11/4/16 at 7:51 am to Mars duMorgue
I work with a woman who has cheated on her husband with three different guys that I know about in ten years.
These were fairly long running affairs not just one time things.
Who knows how many I don't know about because I would not say I have a close friendship with her, I am more friends with the guys involved.
Her husband has no idea. They have "date night" every Friday and as far as I can tell he thinks things are fine.
I would put the % of my wife cheating on me at zero.
So maybe we get cheated on more than we would admit to ourselves.
These were fairly long running affairs not just one time things.
Who knows how many I don't know about because I would not say I have a close friendship with her, I am more friends with the guys involved.
Her husband has no idea. They have "date night" every Friday and as far as I can tell he thinks things are fine.
I would put the % of my wife cheating on me at zero.
So maybe we get cheated on more than we would admit to ourselves.
Posted on 11/4/16 at 7:56 am to Mars duMorgue
Honestly, I think the odds are pretty low.
-First, she is horrible at lying and keeping secrets. I've seen her try to tell white lies to our friends to get out of plans we had made and she is really, really, really terrible.
-Secondly, we have an active, healthy sex life. I really don't think either of us are unhappy with it. There have been times where it's less frequent, mainly when I've been too stressed at work to focus on anything else (she has one of the easiest, most stress-free job ever), but we're far more frequent than most of our friends, according to the husbands.
-Lastly, we do most of our stuff together. She rides horses but she comes home smelling like horses and dirty as hell, so if she's into kinky shite like that then she can do that with someone else. Aside from her equestrian stuff and my hunting/fishing, we spend most of our time together when we're not at work.
I guess she could be pulling the wool over my eyes, but I really don't see when she'd have the time to unless she does it over her lunch break. shite, I have to track her iPhone now when she goes to lunch...
-First, she is horrible at lying and keeping secrets. I've seen her try to tell white lies to our friends to get out of plans we had made and she is really, really, really terrible.
-Secondly, we have an active, healthy sex life. I really don't think either of us are unhappy with it. There have been times where it's less frequent, mainly when I've been too stressed at work to focus on anything else (she has one of the easiest, most stress-free job ever), but we're far more frequent than most of our friends, according to the husbands.
-Lastly, we do most of our stuff together. She rides horses but she comes home smelling like horses and dirty as hell, so if she's into kinky shite like that then she can do that with someone else. Aside from her equestrian stuff and my hunting/fishing, we spend most of our time together when we're not at work.
I guess she could be pulling the wool over my eyes, but I really don't see when she'd have the time to unless she does it over her lunch break. shite, I have to track her iPhone now when she goes to lunch...
Posted on 11/4/16 at 8:02 am to crispyUGA
quote:She has dementia and forgets how to get home or are you a control freak?
shite, I have to track her iPhone now when she goes to lunch...
Posted on 11/4/16 at 8:21 am to soccerfüt
20 year old me would have said "Never"
30 year old me would have said "Maybe"
40 year old me says, "It's inevitable"
30 year old me would have said "Maybe"
40 year old me says, "It's inevitable"
Posted on 11/4/16 at 8:27 am to Tigeralum2008
These threads are always the same.
Butt hurt guys that have been cheated on telling everyone else ALL women are the devil.
Then theres the guys that didn't marry a dumbass whore.
Then you have the single guys saying "I frick OT10's on the reg. I love my life. You are all stupid for getting married. blah blah blah."
I didn't marry a whore. I'm still in love with my wife after 16 years. I still think she's beautiful. I still appreciate everything she does for me. That feeling is mutual.
Butt hurt guys that have been cheated on telling everyone else ALL women are the devil.
Then theres the guys that didn't marry a dumbass whore.
Then you have the single guys saying "I frick OT10's on the reg. I love my life. You are all stupid for getting married. blah blah blah."
I didn't marry a whore. I'm still in love with my wife after 16 years. I still think she's beautiful. I still appreciate everything she does for me. That feeling is mutual.
Posted on 11/4/16 at 8:33 am to finchmeister08
My wife: 30% chance
My girlfriend: 0% chance
My girlfriend: 0% chance
Posted on 11/4/16 at 8:36 am to TeddyPadillac
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Butt hurt guys that have been cheated on telling everyone else ALL women are the devil.
these guys are my favorite
Posted on 11/4/16 at 8:36 am to crispyUGA
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crispyUGA
I think this mofo just had a come to Jesus moment.
Posted on 11/4/16 at 8:37 am to mikelbr
You guys are doing it all wrong. In my relationship it's not cheating if I can taste his balls on her chin. 
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